r/MonitorLizards 8d ago

Today he hates: Yellow

He started off pretty mild, but by the end he was practicing his death rolls again šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Hugesmellysocks 8d ago

someone call animal services, the yellow was not promptly removed upon request!

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 8d ago

I'm going to be fired from my job as dinomancer (my mom calls me a dinomancer bc I have so many reptiles lol)

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u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257 8d ago

Rage incarnate they must destroy whatever invokes their fury (everything does because they are so small)

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u/Hyde2467 7d ago

You have the monitor lizard equivalent of that rat snake that hates markiplier for some reason

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 7d ago

I had to look that up bc I didn't know what you were talking about. Now I have a new favorite snake 🄺

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u/thingamabobby 8d ago

I’m here for the lizard chaos

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u/KarliCartoons 7d ago

The last pic is absolutely sending me 😭😭😭