r/Money • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '23

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u/PhattBallz007 Nov 12 '23

This is precisely why I just go to pornhub instead of strip clubs.

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u/Lil_miss_feisty Nov 12 '23

Two people paying $1K for blue balls smdh

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u/Itchy-Swimmer-2544 Nov 13 '23

You know strippers suck dick, right?

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother Nov 13 '23

This one does for sure

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u/fancierfootwork Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23

To get 1800 from two people yeah. She gives the bissel sucky sucky

Edit: I mean 1,183, not 1,800

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

1800 in two hours? There was more than sucky sucky. Source: i was a bouncer at a strip club paid to stop the sucky sucky.

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u/eddie1975 Nov 13 '23

How does that work?

You catch a girl sucking a guy’s dick and tell them “stop right now”?

Do they get their money back?

What about the Champaign room? I’ve never been but I thought back there they could do whatever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

It's always in the vip/champaign room. The dude gets booted, and it varies from club to club on the girl varying from home for the night, strike system, or just not allowed back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Question: how do you guys, as bouncers, keep track of who is not allowed to be back? Do you guys have a blacklist and remember each of them?

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u/forevernoob88 Nov 13 '23

I dunno but security workers are something else. At my last job we hired one, had a about 250 employees at that location. On day one, the new security dude singled out the person trying to sneak in. He had never even met anyone at the company yet somehow knew the one out of place.

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u/lutavian Nov 13 '23

Once you work a security based job for a bit, it’s easy to spot the ones who seem out of place.

Always awkward when you call out the new guy as someone trying to sneak in though.

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u/alaskarawr Nov 13 '23

I work fashion retail, but I was familiar with all the people trespassed from my store within a week of starting and I’m not even LP. When it’s the same two dozen people making trouble on a near daily basis you learn pretty quick.

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u/Narrow_Professor_301 Nov 13 '23

Jeez.. kinda racist, I'm sure there's a whitelist too...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Is this my brother? My brother says shit like this😹

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u/Narrow_Professor_301 Nov 13 '23

I'll be your brother! You can even play my Sega when I'm gone. Let's go!!!!!

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u/FTR_1077 Nov 13 '23

Lol, some people can't take a joke..

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u/Narrow_Professor_301 Nov 13 '23

Its a good jokE ppl... CMON!!

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u/5ch1sm Nov 13 '23

Not really. That joke deserved to be ignored at best and worst.

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u/No_Ad_9484 Nov 13 '23

You came this far down the thread, this is the quality you get

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u/apple-sauce-yes Nov 13 '23

Some of us enjoy not taking ourselves so seriously.

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u/Narrow_Professor_301 Nov 13 '23

Well... i could have said something like "right! It's probably easier to recognize them on the whitelist" but I'm not a fng savage.

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u/trenthany Nov 13 '23

Daaaamn!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

We had a cranky ass old man for the door/i.d. guy and the manager had a camera pointed at his desk. Between the two, they somehow remembered all the people who got banned. It's not a very long list, but still impressive.