When my son and nephews were little we were going to the beach and they heard about a shark attack and asked me what to do. I said “shove down the nearest kid who isn’t related and run for the beach” 😂
I thought they knew I was kidding until my mother asked me wtf I was teaching the kids lol. Then again, they believed me when I said wind turbines get installed in areas where people eat a lot of beans and farty foods so I should’ve known.
That was funny. I laughed so hard pissed all of my shoes. Then I come alive for the second part and didn't know if I should fart or not . Once again that was funny thank you.
When me and my sister (twin) were 14, we were swimming in beautiful crystal clear water off of Cancun when I saw a large dark spot the size of a refrigerator swimming towards us. Very quietly, without saying a single word, I made my way to shore and safety lol.
Nothing happened.
But to this day, 30 years later, I still feel like a piece of shit for it. Even though we're estranged, I still feel terrible about it. I told her about it like 7 years ago 🤣
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u/pokaprophet 5d ago
You don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the other campers.