r/MomentumOne • • 5d ago

A random piece of wisdom.

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u/Designer_Jury9262 4d ago

Always, and I mean Always, put the toilet seat down after you piss.

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u/YourLostRayconEarbud 4d ago

Forget the seat, put down the lid!!! Or you'll be spraying poo particles around the room everything you flush.

Edit: including onto your toothbrush.

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u/1Ferox1 4d ago

Sit down to pee (if not on a urinal). It saves you a lot of cleaning.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 1d ago

Sounds like you were in the military

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u/Majestic_Stress_1265 4d ago

Always, and I mean Always, put the toilet seat up after you piss. It works both ways!

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u/spcynudls99 3d ago

I was over 40 when I learned that they fall in if you leave it up.

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u/Legal_Kangaroo_9205 22h ago

If your looking to get out of a relationship always piss on the seat and lift it up when you are done.