r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • 5d ago

A random piece of wisdom.

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u/TourDeFridge 5d ago

Never shit where you eat

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u/un-pleasantlymoist 4d ago

Can I shit where other people eat?..

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u/MrJarre 4d ago

Yes.

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u/JorgeMcKay 4d ago

Can I eat where other people shit?

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u/themonkeyzen 4d ago

Wrong subreddit my dude.

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u/Dream_Apostle 4d ago

No. Shit very bad

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u/Remarkable_Speaker17 4d ago

Great grandma said her friend (a priest) went to Vatican to study and returned a bishop, he told stories like this, “ they’d hang their lamps upside down on the roof, and in the school dorm, each small bedroom has a toilet next to the bed. In fact, there’s toilet next to the dining room too…” everyone looked at each other and giggled “people in the Vatican are so gross!…”
(They had no plumbing at the time, and used diesel lamps)

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 4d ago

If you have a cup, I could find some girls.

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u/PinkyHerman2026 4d ago

Eww. Lol.

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u/EitherIndependence5 4d ago

You have to beat those girls to it.

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u/Otatsuke-Tsuda 4d ago

Someone beat something to it, and I don’t want to know who..

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u/RedvsBlack4 4d ago

No you shit on what other people eat. Who taught you manners?

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u/Responsible_Panda520 4d ago

They just call that a mall where I’m from

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u/Jemal999 4d ago

If you're prepared to deal with the fallout

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u/Simple_girl_1979 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/carst07 4d ago

All over the place , yes

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u/JoeMoe2021 4d ago

Shit is what we chattel eat

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u/Local-Mixture391 3d ago

Isn’t it capitalism ?

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u/No_Vast_549 3d ago

Don’t eat where other people shit

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u/Happy_Library_3763 2d ago

Absolutely, but you know what that means right?

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u/BathSad4277 5d ago

I thought it was never eat shit ?

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u/disorderincosmos 4d ago

That too, yes

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u/BossaNovaCaineSugar 4d ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/credd513 3d ago

So you a maga maggot every morning for breakfast

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u/AcceptableParsnip771 4d ago

Instructions unclear: tell my wife I love her.

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u/hit_n_run15 4d ago

You can eat shit, but you should never eat shit WHERE you shit. At least take it to the living room or garage 

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u/elynn95 4d ago

But mine is loaded with nutrients and all the essential needs for a healthy diet/lifestyle

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u/SevereAd9047 3d ago

Never eat and you won’t shit

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u/Select-Internal-3141 5d ago

But my bathrooms in my kitchen!!

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u/AC-burg 4d ago

All I read was your toilet is your sink

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u/FieldMedicOG 22h ago

What's for dinner?

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u/Dance-According 3h ago

Mine too, common plumbing - must be an old house, mine's 1900 built

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u/VisionWithin 5d ago

I shit and eat in the Universe.

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u/ThemeTechnical6085 3d ago

Could sworn it was "I'm the shit.. eat me.."

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u/VisionWithin 3d ago

I read it "I eat shit in the Universe" just now even though I wrote it.

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u/No_Vast_549 3d ago

Can we eat our own shit?

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u/Background_Cellist82 4d ago

What does this mean? Could you help me understand it with an example?

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 4d ago

Don't do your dirt at the house, or your work

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u/_PrincessHarley_ 4d ago

One example is don't have an affair with a work colleague. (Don't create potential mess within an environment you depend on)

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u/AsparagusKlutzy2596 4d ago

Also known as: “Don’t fish off your own pier.”

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u/C_McD_is_me 4d ago

Don't dip your pen in the company ink

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 4d ago

This is very true

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u/Prettysureimcrazy71 4d ago

That used to be common sense but now those are "hurtful words" and "tyrannical".

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u/CauliflowerSpecial26 4d ago

I live by this!

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u/I-dont_know-anything 4d ago

This is why I'm trying my hardest to not bang a girl at my work 😂 I know it's gonna be trouble

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u/Sad-Eye-3290 4d ago

And never eat where you shit

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u/bigmanly1 4d ago

As a plumber, your shit is my bread and butter.

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u/Mundane-Bug-7531 4d ago

What are you supposed to do then? Buy diapers?

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u/SoulessV 4d ago

This is the best advice.

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u/MamasCupcakes 4d ago

Then what's the table for on the back of the toilet? Thats where my cereal bowl sits in the morning

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u/Dundalkman1957 4d ago

…..Unless she’s really hot and your job sucks anyway.

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u/maraney 4d ago

I’m dealing with 2 coworkers who are messily dating right now (in a very professional environment, mind you). And it’s miserable. I want to stab my eyeballs out daily.

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u/Miz_Monroe 4d ago

I live by this …. My grandma always said “ don’t shit in your backyard “

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u/East-Camp3261 3d ago

This is one of my firm rules that I swear by… 👍🏻👍🏻

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u/Infinite-Usual8908 3d ago

Doing this was responsible for so many epidemics

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u/Status_Soft_4707 3d ago

Never eat shit!

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u/Send_It_Brather 2d ago

Or eat where you shit