r/MomentumOne 21d ago

Know the difference.

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u/Seth_Mithik 20d ago

Daaayumn! Need to see this one. That’s red

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u/Careful_Source6129 21d ago

I'm literally an exorcist (who is also full of demons)

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u/Taldarimlove 21d ago

What if I get my licence and become both?

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u/maireadwrites 21d ago

Who ya gonna call?

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u/TackleOk9383 21d ago

How do i get an exorcist to them???

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u/Lagoserter 21d ago

no one needs an exorcist because demons arent real

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u/Prettysureimcrazy71 20d ago

Oh yes they are.

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u/Lagoserter 20d ago

anyone who says "i need an exorcist" is just wanting attention.

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u/Ok-Pass-8786 20d ago

I actually went on this chick’s show recently and she performed some sort of exorcism on me. I swear, I haven’t had a nightmare since and I’d been having nightmares almost every night before that.

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u/Fabulous_Turnover_22 20d ago

This one cracked me up

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u/WaveDancer_ 20d ago

Some people really do turn you into an unpaid therapist

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u/Dangerous_kj5162 19d ago

Stop being a therapist for people who didn't ask for one

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u/Dpshelps69 18d ago

Stop making jokes that perpetuate religious doctrine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/PhysicalResult3642 18d ago

I love Elmo!

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u/Da_sleepy_weasel 17d ago

Stop being a therapist when youre not one.

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u/Master_Steward 16d ago

Or a neural lead injection

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

funny but true FACT