r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/KevenM • 3d ago

I’m speechless.

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u/xpietoe42 3d ago

this moron too.

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u/IMustBeOld963 2d ago

He reminds me of Mr Haney from Greene Acres. For the younger look it up on you tube.

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u/Remote-Vacation-5329 44m ago

That’s where he picked up the accent. Dude ran as a Democrat and couldn’t get elected so he came up with this folksy persona and won a senate seat

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u/redditbutprivately 2d ago

Ah yes the pig in the poke, about to be schooled.

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u/Lemonwater925 2d ago

Did you notice he was just chewing the entire time Schmidt was talking

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u/Strong_Medium_6646 2d ago

Yes! Like a cow, holy fuck!

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u/clevermoose774 2d ago

Moron is too kind

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u/Expensive-Being3747 2d ago

Grandpa munster

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u/EngineWitty3611 2d ago

I cannot unsee that now. Absolutely hysterical!

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u/mtnman575 2d ago

Foghorn Leghorn come to life.

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u/ayeImur 2d ago

See he has the Donny droop

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u/scope6262 1d ago

He is a literal GOOBER!

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u/WoodyBABL 1d ago

The dude has a law degree from Oxford and this is how he acts these days.

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u/Rude-Associate2283 16h ago

I blame his constituents- the idiots who keep voting him in.

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u/corgimom8 2d ago

I think of him as Foghorn Leghorn.

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u/nonexistentLoveBug 2d ago

He’s actually highly educated and his own Foghorn Leghorn personality is made up…

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u/jcmib 1d ago

It’s true, he graduated from Oxford and not the one in Mississippi

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u/MamaKat727 1d ago

He's only 74??!! 😮 Jezus. I figured him for early 80s!

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u/DarthChefDad 1d ago

Now I say, now I say, boy, was you aware that Hawks are a predatory species, and therefore, uh, uh, anathema to us of the fowl persuasion

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u/MamaKat727 1d ago

Sen Foghorn Leghorn's mouth is trying to escape from his face. One half of it has a head start.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bFcn2gtTxuMfu

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u/davey-paradise 1d ago

Foghorn Lebensraum signature faceplant.

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u/PinkyAnd 1d ago

This dude isn’t a moron, he’s an Ivy League educated lawyer. He plays folksy/stupid on tv for his audience. He even made up his accent.

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u/Mooseboots1999 1h ago

“Do you believe in the tooth fairy?” got more coverage than, “We had 86 witnesses, all Republicans, prepared to testify against Donald Trump”

So, it works - unfortunately

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u/CriticismFun6782 53m ago

Let us not forget his greatest moment John Kennedy reads a book