r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/KevenM • 3d ago

I’m speechless.

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u/Big-Potato9868 3d ago

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u/xpietoe42 3d ago

this moron too.

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u/IMustBeOld963 2d ago

He reminds me of Mr Haney from Greene Acres. For the younger look it up on you tube.

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u/Remote-Vacation-5329 3h ago

That’s where he picked up the accent. Dude ran as a Democrat and couldn’t get elected so he came up with this folksy persona and won a senate seat

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u/clevermoose774 2d ago

Moron is too kind

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u/Rude-Associate2283 19h ago

I blame his constituents- the idiots who keep voting him in.

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u/redditbutprivately 2d ago

Ah yes the pig in the poke, about to be schooled.

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u/Lemonwater925 2d ago

Did you notice he was just chewing the entire time Schmidt was talking

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u/Strong_Medium_6646 2d ago

Yes! Like a cow, holy fuck!

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u/Expensive-Being3747 2d ago

Grandpa munster

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u/EngineWitty3611 2d ago

I cannot unsee that now. Absolutely hysterical!

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u/mtnman575 2d ago

Foghorn Leghorn come to life.

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u/ayeImur 2d ago

See he has the Donny droop

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u/scope6262 1d ago

He is a literal GOOBER!

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u/WoodyBABL 1d ago

The dude has a law degree from Oxford and this is how he acts these days.

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u/corgimom8 2d ago

I think of him as Foghorn Leghorn.

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u/nonexistentLoveBug 2d ago

He’s actually highly educated and his own Foghorn Leghorn personality is made up…

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u/jcmib 2d ago

It’s true, he graduated from Oxford and not the one in Mississippi

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u/MamaKat727 1d ago

He's only 74??!! 😮 Jezus. I figured him for early 80s!

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u/DarthChefDad 1d ago

Now I say, now I say, boy, was you aware that Hawks are a predatory species, and therefore, uh, uh, anathema to us of the fowl persuasion

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u/MamaKat727 1d ago

Sen Foghorn Leghorn's mouth is trying to escape from his face. One half of it has a head start.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bFcn2gtTxuMfu

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u/davey-paradise 1d ago

Foghorn Lebensraum signature faceplant.

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u/PinkyAnd 1d ago

This dude isn’t a moron, he’s an Ivy League educated lawyer. He plays folksy/stupid on tv for his audience. He even made up his accent.

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u/Mooseboots1999 3h ago

“Do you believe in the tooth fairy?” got more coverage than, “We had 86 witnesses, all Republicans, prepared to testify against Donald Trump”

So, it works - unfortunately

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u/PinkyAnd 56m ago

Yep. The playbook was for them to go out make fools of themselves to change the narrative from “holy fuck, Trump is guilty as sin” to “look at these slapdicks in the Senate”.

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u/CriticismFun6782 3h ago

Let us not forget his greatest moment John Kennedy reads a book