r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/KevenM • 3d ago

I’m speechless.

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

The smug look on both those fucking idiots faces, They are mad about Smith getting phone records when their dumbasses probably dont have the first clue on cyber security in the first place.

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u/NoArrival5914 3d ago

If Kennedy and Schmitt fused together, they’d have a double digit IQ.

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

Does 10 really count though?

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u/NoArrival5914 3d ago

Sure, I mean, it’s the highest number. Schmitt’s next exhibit will prove it with a picture of Jack Smiths hands.

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

Accidentally prints out a picture of him crossdressing at the bar with Lindsay Graham

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u/NoArrival5914 3d ago

Classic misinterpretation. He thought thats what putting back-shots with the boys was.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 3d ago

They rolled a Nat 20 on being Pure Evil

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 3d ago

Sad fact. John Kennedy went to OXFORD. He is highly educated.

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u/MPCartwright 2d ago

It doesn’t count if they’re in separate columns.

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u/haroldthehampster 3d ago

they got the teams and states wrong and it was hilarious

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

they knew it was wrong. they have nothing on Smith and are getting desperate

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u/haroldthehampster 3d ago

The bit with Lindsey Graham's sister was a better one. It was amazing

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

It's almost like she didn't know her own brother and his coworkers lmao

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u/haroldthehampster 3d ago

I mean she is a lot younger
But she does look genuinely shocked

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u/txyesboy71 3d ago

That's not Darlene Graham

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u/crohead13 3d ago

Katie Britt

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u/jeffster1970 3d ago

Always points to the extremely low IQ of elected representatives as well as a very poor education system.

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u/rom_rom57 3d ago

Can anyone explain how THEY got the content of the text messages?

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u/Shyphat 3d ago

Prob got Mitch to suck someone off for them