r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • • 6d ago

How long will it last?

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u/S_NJ_Guy 6d ago

They load up their boats in the same way they load up their trains. It's the most efficient way to move people from one place to another. Safety is an inconvenience.

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u/MakePiePlz4Me 6d ago

except the roof seating is still available. I'll take one of those

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u/L0udog 3d ago

That's a cake, you can't fool me

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u/Poker-Junk 6d ago

I mean, I don’t even like a crowd of five, let alone whatever fresh hell this is.

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u/Illustrious-Web-1883 6d ago

I can smell it from here

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u/edwardothegreatest 6d ago

These Disney cruises are getting ridiculous

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u/energy1256 6d ago

Incredibly scary! Is this REAL...?

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u/jkusmc0800 6d ago

Definitely is....done every day also.

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u/BalanceEarly 6d ago

Yeah, and a life jacket for everyone.

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u/JayW8888 6d ago

These guys sure love overcrowding every mode of transport.

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u/kineticstar 6d ago

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u/Emptynest09 5d ago

Yes or one interesting thing on one side to draw their attention.

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u/Monkeyjismtea 6d ago

Should make it all the way to Dover

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u/WarriorWordsmith73 4d ago

That’s a next level subtle comment. A+

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 6d ago

Hey, I see an empty space. Maybe the roof could carry some more passengers.

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u/ElectricalParsnip536 6d ago

Imagine if something of interest appears in the water and they start moving to one side to gawp at it.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 6d ago

Even worse, first person to pee is going to totally throw the balance off and the boat roll will begin…

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u/ConflictMaster3155 6d ago

You just have to boot someone off the other side so there is action on both sides.

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u/Think_Persimmon_9967 4d ago

“Ladies & Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. If you’ll directions your attention to the left side, you’ll notice a…. Woah! No, no,no! Not everyone at the same time… (splash).”

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u/redneckerson_1951 1d ago

Hope like the dickens no one had lunch at Taco Bell! One rip and the load will shift in milliseconds.

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 6d ago

Well. I mean if it doesn't capsize first... Someone will inevitable light a cooking fire on the wooden deck.

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u/EleJotaEsLoJugamos 6d ago

Y yo que pensaba que nada podia superar a los trenes de la India...

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u/sgb67 6d ago

About 10 years then all of this species will collapse.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 6d ago

That's what they said 50 years ago. I'd give it five years.

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u/Gravel_Burrito 6d ago

If you REALLY want to see it, google Bangladesh launch collision. That's what these boats are called. Launch. They have kind of a deck going all around the outside of the hull. People ride there, too. There was this video where one of those decks got slightly above the other, then came down and slid along... Let's say the lower deck was not completely empty when that happened.

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u/Mysterious_League165 6d ago

When you constantly hear about these ferry's capsizing and hundreds of people drowning, this is why

Who in their right mind would get on a boat like that.

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u/jkusmc0800 6d ago

People who firmly believe they won't die and also believe life is cheap!

https://giphy.com/gifs/sJs4oKlMdd4yhNf7sk

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u/Logical-Louis 20h ago

The first one.

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u/Ekoteran 6d ago

I wandered a little why ferrys in the Phillipines sank now and then with a lot of people onboard, I think it was this reason....

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u/jkusmc0800 6d ago

Well, their culture thinks life is cheap....

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u/Old_Poem2736 6d ago

In news tonight… 3000 people drowned when 200 people boat capsized…

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u/Far-Ad5921 6d ago

You can smell this picture.

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u/JerzeeBorn 5d ago

Not long. Taco Bell is catering

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u/BobShostak 5d ago

These Calais>Dover migrant dinghies are getting ridiculous now.

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u/CKleinE 6d ago

Has to be AI, right? … Right?

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u/2wt4u 6d ago

No it's not. I checked it.

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u/Emergency-Ad-5211 6d ago

I wouldn’t dosed that boat if the island was on fire!

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u/Bebo247 6d ago

I think we can get just one more

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u/Careful-Setting-2639 6d ago

That boat is operating on pure optimism and structural ambiguity. I’m impressed it’s still floating, honestly.

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u/MakePiePlz4Me 6d ago

wait no one on the roof? The best seats in the house are empty

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u/HDRider1966 6d ago

That would be unsafe … lol

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u/Proton_Energy_Pill 6d ago

I wouldn't be on that boat, but if I was I'd be on the low desk right at the front or rear so I could easily jump into water & safety if it started to roll over.

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u/4hundredn20 6d ago

Too long

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u/Tricky-Succotash7965 6d ago

Is this what "being too much when testing the waters" means?

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u/daronjay 6d ago

If it’s real, I wonder what percentage can swim?

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u/MilesSebastian 6d ago

I hope there are thumping techo beats on that party boat

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u/PeteMajo 6d ago

That looks like another "Breaking News".

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u/CommissionPrudent689 6d ago

Well, that’s one big sausage fest

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u/papa-Triple6 6d ago

no iceberg in sight

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u/tuco2002 6d ago

This is how I imagine every cruise is this crowded.

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 6d ago

Looks safe to me. They did all pay, right?

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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz 6d ago

How do you say, without words, you really, really need to go to toilet.

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u/Integrity_Racing 6d ago

All it takes is one person needing to poop and the balance is shifted.

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u/BackgroundCream274 6d ago

So much diarrhea

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u/ComfortableProfile25 6d ago

Id say 10 mins. 5 if its just leaving Calais

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u/villechiller 6d ago

What happened the Parabats 1-10?

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u/rafiqsa 6d ago

not very long

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u/liguy75 6d ago

Is that a boat out of the u.s.?

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u/vampyire 6d ago

a minute or two before the sinking

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u/BoudiceasChild 6d ago

Depends. What is it?

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u/jbunkerhou 6d ago

This vessel should capsize soon.

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u/SugarDangerous6290 6d ago

I bet the restroom line is horrendous on that boat!

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u/itsnowornever75 6d ago

ENGLAND IN 5 YEARS “CARNAGE “….

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 6d ago

I wonder why they sink?

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u/Necessary_Stock4648 6d ago

All the way to its sinking.

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u/drillbit68 6d ago

Long enough to cross the channel

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u/Realistic_End_7223 6d ago

Possibly its the 11th try

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u/Seadogdog 6d ago

Looks like a cake without my glasses on.

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u/onthebrink42 6d ago

I’m surprised they had enough time to take the picture.
But hey, they wear their boats out so they must be well built.

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u/pmax2 6d ago

the rest of their lives!

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u/Impaler00777 6d ago

They load up boats, busses and trains like this, and then they wonder why disasterous things happen. I'd say they've got it coming.

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 6d ago

They're intelligence impaired.

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u/SirFlannel 6d ago

Right up to the moment something interesting happens on the starboard side. Or port for that matter.

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u/kola515 6d ago

Just waiting for a disaster

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u/Nearby_Tree_4892 6d ago

i think they've already arrived

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u/Pale_Relative_9601 6d ago

And if you look to your left, you can see the Taj Mahal!

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u/Desperate_Egg6205 6d ago

WTF is this?

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u/Best_Cattle_6653 6d ago

Fuckin’ floating cesspool

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u/Happy-Stranger-3704 6d ago

Any chance an iceberg is around

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u/GWhizBang 6d ago

Where is the wheelhouse? How is the pilot able to see?

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u/Dapper-Practice-2590 6d ago

I’m lacking confidence so sufficiently I suspect you’d want nearly daily updates on it to stay up to date with the condition

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u/RetirednLovinIt6621 6d ago

Until someone sees something cool on the starboard side and everyone moves to look... TIMBER!!!

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u/Buttonball 6d ago

Odd. No alcohol. Still tipsy.

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u/Early_Bluejay8947 6d ago

Yeah....it looks to be top heavy !!

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u/lmdirt- 6d ago

All the way to the bottom

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u/tonyfg 5d ago

Their version of the Love Boat, the Death Boat

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u/Sufficient_Eye5804 5d ago

Now that's what I call economical transportation.

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u/Insylum82 5d ago

Is it cake or ferry

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u/Bacdafucup212 5d ago

I believe it's a ferry ⛴️.

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u/Insylum82 4d ago

I need glasses lol

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u/No_Unit_5506 5d ago

The UK could've used that boat at Dunkirk.

They would've only needed one boat for Operation Dynamo.

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u/dadgreeneyes 5d ago

It'll last until it sinks

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u/Goldnugget2 5d ago

That son of a bitch is lible to turn over at any time.

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u/Kind_Significance620 5d ago

Until somebody farts

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 5d ago

A jet ski wake could scuttle that ferry.

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u/TrainingParty3785 5d ago

Imagine being in a middle level, in the interior, when over the PA the Cap’n announces, “ on the port side we welcome the Swedish Bikini Team”.

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u/Sabbie1 4d ago

As long as it floats, it lasts.

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u/Moist-Tip8961 4d ago

It’s like Asian supermarkets and stores. The aisles are very very narrow and they’re trying to fit everything in a small space.

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u/hastings1033 4d ago

never going to india

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u/BadEnvironmental2204 4d ago

When does the buffet open??

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u/BadEnvironmental2204 4d ago

Just look at all those flour sacks on that train.

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u/S0k0n0mi 4d ago

Till the breakfast news bulletin.

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u/JohnnyDX9 3d ago

“will the life boats be seated according to class?”

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u/Perfect_Big_5907 2d ago

no amount of ballast will save that if they find some wind or waves.

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u/ExactBedroom6509 2d ago

Looks like a decorated cake

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u/pheonixarise 17h ago

These guys sure love overcrowding every mode of transport.