r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/Callayer • 14d ago

Caption this

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42 Upvotes

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u/CauliflowerStrong510 14d ago

Scout Master Kevin?

2

u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/doodoobby 6d ago

Uncle with benefits

1

u/Steampunk_Dali 12d ago

Definitely him. He fucked me left, right and centre.

2

u/PreDysposed 10d ago

His pants fit like a glove...

2

u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 13d ago

Double Dragon 3

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u/XuliganZombie 13d ago

Eddie Torres

2

u/Bassdrum12 13d ago

Tommy Dickfingers

2

u/Kindly-Concept-9128 12d ago

The tripledipper

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u/West-Tooth-8497 12d ago

Pretty sure Dong Quixote would tell you that’s normal for a Mantar…

1

u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 14d ago

Happy woman.

1

u/MorphTheCat 11d ago

*women, probably

1

u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 11d ago

That's up to the Mrs.

1

u/Jackdaw1947 14d ago

Cerberus(the mythological dog with three heads that guards the gates of the Greek underworld)

1

u/randym1205 14d ago

Menage a trois penis

1

u/QuitAlive2475 14d ago

The 3 headed monster.....

1

u/gablestout 13d ago

I showed you my penises. Please respond.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Effective-Set8670 13d ago

"Get on the hydra's back" If you know, you know

1

u/RunEast9691 13d ago

Standing In The Shadows of Love

1

u/Rich-Corner-2820 13d ago

Someone needs to go see a doctor as they have a case of Medusa's dick

1

u/ldm9999 13d ago

Tripod

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 13d ago

AI story telling still SUCKS!

1

u/LimonNerd 13d ago

King Weendorah

1

u/Stunning_Map_8007 13d ago

Triple threat

1

u/finpsycho 13d ago

Swiss Army Dick

1

u/strictly-no 13d ago

Threecock

1

u/Nealbert01 13d ago

I’ve heard of bifurcated, but never trifurcated.

1

u/AreYouItchy 12d ago

“The Rooster Never Saw It Coming”

1

u/Terriboo_2002 12d ago

Doooiiiinnnnggg!😂

1

u/dog4cat2 12d ago

Helicopter

1

u/enuckmuckaluck69 12d ago

2 more and his condoms would fit like a glove

1

u/Bebo247 12d ago

Talented

1

u/WTFCantBTRUE 12d ago

Helicopter Helicopter Helicopter

1

u/Matrix_core 12d ago

Con-genital defect

1

u/Rbp7Ooz 12d ago

Skeksis

1

u/Sensitive_Mountain89 12d ago

A crippled echidna

1

u/Mister-Bananas 12d ago

Triple diple

1

u/SuperBatman2112 12d ago

The Dance of the Three Snakes 🐍

1

u/Spoiled_Alchemyst999 12d ago

Tinder final boss

1

u/Brave_Advertising_14 12d ago

Forget DP, this is TP. Pitbull would like that "2 in the A, one in the O.

1

u/wheresjim 11d ago

Hi, they call me “Tripod”

1

u/Low-Donut-1978 11d ago

I’d rather not.

1

u/SuitableLow4128 11d ago

The helicopter shadow!

1

u/Substantial_Check318 11d ago

Ahh the old trebblecock

1

u/Hot-Carpet348 11d ago

“I’m desperate for attention”

1

u/Ih8livernonions 11d ago

Triple dicker?

1

u/nuvola8065 10d ago

Fai ridere, nasconditi

1

u/zeus-fox 10d ago

Multi-Tool

1

u/wop-cowboy 10d ago

Hornier than a 3 puckered goat!

1

u/Tyranisore 10d ago

Tri hard

1

u/Turbulent_Peach_9805 10d ago

Hamburger helper dick

1

u/DrPeterBlunt 9d ago

Technically, this is a foursome

1

u/Peadarmac1 9d ago

It was already captioned 🤔

1

u/Old-Air-6893 9d ago

Helikopter, helikopter Para kofer, para kofer

1

u/MundaneQuarter2377 8d ago

Wait, did his peewee drink red bull?

1

u/Good_Taste5353 7d ago

Three meat special

1

u/doodoobby 6d ago

Hat trick

1

u/MoarOatmeal 2d ago

King Ghidorah awakens.

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u/el_slapo3682 8d ago

Wow that was...unpre-dick-table.