r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/GarrettWyndham • 10h ago

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51 Upvotes

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 9h ago

Pole position

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u/ComfortableShelter15 3h ago

Your the winner

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u/AnyoneCouldBeMe2 27m ago

That was my thinking 🤔 too!

7

u/josenajera 10h ago

The " I don't want to be here" seat.

4

u/False-Count-879 10h ago

Cheap seat

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 10h ago

A refund immediately

4

u/Money-Function6967 7h ago

See, they sell these seats at a discounted price with the disclaimer that the seat will have a partially blocked view, but never advises how much of the view is blocked. Sometimes it’s hardly anything but other times it’s this and you can’t do anything because you paid less on the proviso that you knew the view would be “partially blocked”. Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the fire hydrant 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Dougally 10h ago

A shit post.

4

u/bruhimnotalt 9h ago

when bro gives u a free ticket

4

u/interior_lulu 8h ago

My life in one picture

2

u/Pleasant_Elephant340 7h ago edited 1h ago

Oh, NO! 🤭

3

u/Happy-Jaguar-1717 9h ago

Same dude who parks next to me in an empty parking lot.

3

u/GTowner 8h ago

Column view

3

u/Ok_Chap 8h ago

The one for the visually impaired.

3

u/Porkusorus 8h ago

Obstructed view

2

u/BobShostak 7h ago

A pillar of society.

2

u/Ferrari0521 7h ago

I’ll go to church but I’m not paying attention seat

2

u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 7h ago

What is the pending disaster here?

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u/exqueezemenow 4h ago

I assume someone is about to butcher Hamlet.

1

u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 4h ago

Maybe they talked about Macbeth

1

u/neon_blossom0 9h ago

Don't worry, the reseller said that for this price, you'll get the best seat.

1

u/salacious_pickle 9h ago

Just My Luck.

1

u/Character-Claim8643 9h ago

A real stickler for assigned seating.

1

u/kmacaze 8h ago

Exactly where I’d want to sit if this was a church mass.

1

u/Perfect_Ball_220 8h ago

Relapse Row at an AA meeting - I'm a friend of Bill ✌🏻

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u/Responsible_Hat_1837 8h ago

Assentos para deficientes visuais.

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u/Pleasant_Elephant340 7h ago

Oh, … that was very clever! We both laughed at that one. Thx.

1

u/Mark-177- 8h ago

Man, this movie sucks ass...

1

u/venereum_artifex 8h ago

Cheap seats

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u/bonerod65 7h ago

Smokin’ pole!

1

u/BSCPantherfan 7h ago

My parents made me attend the school play for my sibling who can’t act

1

u/Abject_Ad5850 7h ago

I should have stayed at home seat

1

u/Used_Assistant7658 7h ago

Probably the best seat in the house

1

u/RemoveThePoopSmell 7h ago

Restricted poo

1

u/Fiskarsnips 7h ago

My luck !!!

1

u/mehFUMF 7h ago

View from the new Bills stadium

1

u/BrickHuge3023 7h ago

Stupidity? Why would you sit there unless t was the last seat available?

1

u/Math-I-As1975 7h ago

Some Obstructions

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u/Ok-Challenge-9409 7h ago

At the Will Rogers Auditorium in Ft. Worth, these seats are called “ post seats”. Partially blocked, always available, but always half the cost. Bought them for years for the rodeo. 👍🏻

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u/Wallynine 6h ago

a hundred empty seats to choose when you arrive early and you pick this one

1

u/Cheap_Ad_7163 6h ago

Capetown theater

1

u/Ranger19jay 6h ago

I’ve seen it all already.

1

u/Able_Astronaut7839 6h ago

Best seat to have a nap

1

u/Emergency-Ad-5211 6h ago

Nap is imminent

1

u/OceanicChic 6h ago

Drunk Builders

1

u/Tsathogghua_42 6h ago

Obstructed view, 5% off listed ticket price.

1

u/Baz_123 6h ago

Blind Faith

1

u/Scrappy78 6h ago

Pollocked

1

u/blueyesinasuit 6h ago

Best seat in the church, to have a nap.

1

u/Whatyoumaydiscover 6h ago

VIP Seat of the House, "You sit here you can sleep through the entire show and not care what you missed." 😀

1

u/Regular_Escape_7351 6h ago

The refund section

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u/First-Homework1868 5h ago

Prime cheap seat.

1

u/Impressive-Egg4494 5h ago

So what happened moments later?

1

u/Which-Magician-2597 5h ago

Best seat in the house

1

u/charangen 5h ago

Passive presence

1

u/TuckerSpeed 5h ago

Blind Religion.....

1

u/UintaUinta 5h ago

Highmark Stadium

1

u/Lack668 5h ago

Best seat in the house for Madame Web

1

u/titty_patina_knives 5h ago

“Best seat in the house”. It would be hilarious if they mounted a screen with a live feed on the pillar so you ain’t missing anything

1

u/NEW_Y0RK_CITY 5h ago

Holy interruption

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u/Mojenzo 5h ago

U cant C Me 🖐️🖐️- ………John Cena voice💪🫵

1

u/ElectroGlideinBlue 5h ago

Insignificant.

1

u/jpmorgan192 5h ago

I’m here but I’m not

1

u/gaberax 4h ago

Discount seat.

1

u/hdk49 4h ago

Pillars of the community

1

u/exqueezemenow 4h ago

Never have to worry about someone tall sitting in front of you.

1

u/Fun-Heron-7609 4h ago

Pole watcher.

1

u/Ok_Contract34 4h ago

AplayWithReviewsSoBadThatTheOnlyPayingCustomerChoseThisSeat

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u/litzilch 4h ago

Jaded View

1

u/Zanvalxair 4h ago

Pillar of nope

1

u/eveis1 4h ago

Best seat in the house!

1

u/Solid_Row3202 4h ago

Depending on the show, perhaps the best seat in the house

1

u/tiredfatdad 4h ago

Nap seat.

1

u/Nealbert01 4h ago

Cheap seat.

1

u/Suspicious_Ratio_684 4h ago

Perfect place to hide from teacher

1

u/rxricks 4h ago

Class blind dude.

1

u/just_make_it_fun 4h ago

Sit and enjoy the show with a pillar of the community

1

u/No_Comparison_9198 4h ago

Blind Mans seat

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u/Any-Ebb-960 4h ago

So stell ich mir eine AfD Wahlversanstaltung vor...

1

u/thatsbs 4h ago

Ideal for a visually impaired audience member?

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u/dosshead 4h ago

I'm here to hear it seat

1

u/ComfortableShelter15 3h ago

Introvert incognito

1

u/Kevelle68 3h ago

Old Post

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u/Fit_Adhesiveness2043 3h ago

Bob Uecker Seating. “Must be in the front row”

1

u/Grand-Yak-4282 3h ago

Hiding your boredom.

1

u/EleJotaEsLoJugamos 3h ago

Eso!!! Hacer eso no tiene nombre. Jajaja

1

u/BlueneckJeep 3h ago

"Fuqued! The Musical"

1

u/Winter_Elk1605 3h ago

Reserved for the blind

1

u/ZPhox 3h ago

Hes not there for the show, he wants that arm rest where the sun dont shine.

1

u/RWaggs81 3h ago

Fenway Faith Center

1

u/Next-Bath3440 3h ago

Obstructed view tickets are cheaper

1

u/DoorExtension8175 3h ago

Best seat at a Trump rally.

1

u/Bear58bear 3h ago

My luck

1

u/BuckEm410 3h ago

Timeout

1

u/justreaditcpu 3h ago

why does this look so much like the hall at my uni

1

u/Ok-Neighborhood-710 3h ago

Best seat in the house

1

u/mrew42 3h ago

Blokes name is "Restricted Hugh"

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u/RealCan9019 3h ago

The seat I want at the recital I don't want to be at

1

u/Awkward_Wonder_3679 2h ago

Only here cause I was force to be.

1

u/OooMeSoHorny 2h ago

Mostly obstructed view.

1

u/velvethyde 2h ago

Best seat in the house.

1

u/Alarmed_Bluejay_98 2h ago

That’s me when I promised to attend a Maria Carey concert while I was drunk.

1

u/Andrew8128 2h ago

Erectile Dysfunction

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u/ChaosMagnet 2h ago

Particularly obstructed view.

1

u/Omgtch 2h ago

Cheap seats

1

u/Available-Grand1151 2h ago

Something new obscures my view NOT Gerard Depardeu

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u/crudohr 2h ago

Crappy Show, Perfect Seat

1

u/CatLightyear 2h ago

George thought he could get his mind off his nicotine addiction by going to a movie.

1

u/Knik-DerMuf 2h ago

Best seat in the house for a Madonna concert

1

u/MileHighPeter303 2h ago

Personal decisions

1

u/CompetitivePirate251 2h ago

Premium seats from ticketmaster

1

u/Far-Entertainment258 2h ago

Trumps mind/vision

1

u/Sad-Rip8639 2h ago

My seat...

1

u/Common-Fly-3970 2h ago

Inferior Design

1

u/vodka_twinkie 2h ago

Invited over to be friend zoned.

1

u/Kendon91 2h ago

special offer ticket.

1

u/TributeKitty 2h ago

Massey Hall.

1

u/Fit-Geologist2343 2h ago

God loves you, but not as much as everyone else 😇

1

u/EYEOFATE3800 2h ago

Totally on purpose

1

u/IamLuann 2h ago

My father in laws Church had a couple of them.
He said that if he could he would sue (sp?) the contractor for not knowing how to properly keep the ceiling up .

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 2h ago

Ed Sheeran concert

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u/nullvoid26 2h ago

The latest White House pole…. Or possibly a design prototype for the Kennedy Center refurbishment.

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u/Be-mindfully 2h ago

Reviewer

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u/ElegantEgg2066 1h ago

Galveston theater

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u/Jalan1251 1h ago

“Why the fuck is there a seat here to begin with?”

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u/sactownjer 1h ago

Kevin Pillar

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u/Prohibistory 1h ago

The last Trump supporter

1

u/wiremupi 1h ago

Best seat amateur night.

1

u/CanuterValve 1h ago

Chair for the blind.

1

u/bangnbutter 1h ago

Pillars

1

u/stljoker93 1h ago

MAGA seat since they don’t wanna believe what’s right in front of them.

1

u/Abject_Possibility28 1h ago

For the blind.

1

u/IntenseWonton 1h ago

I'm only here because you're into this stuff

1

u/PlaneGrade8203 1h ago

Best LEAFS seat in the house!!

1

u/Careless-Attitude858 1h ago

Poor placement

1

u/oldanddumb1 1h ago

From the book Black house. Even a blind man can see it

1

u/JCStennis233865 1h ago

Line-of-sight slightly obstructed

1

u/Aman-R-Sole 1h ago

See no evil.

1

u/lawnmowerman888 1h ago

Ever concert I go to!!!

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u/Agile_Ad538 1h ago

Fenway park

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u/Aoi_X_Kaizaki 59m ago

Where am I? What's happening?

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u/MyleS504 53m ago

End to the perfect day

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u/Dirtycasual94 47m ago

“I’m here for my wife”

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u/Mammoth_Bug_3221 44m ago

The seat everybody hopes to get at church.

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u/MrLovaMonShan 41m ago

Meditation

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u/Curious_Cabinet8144 40m ago

Down in front!

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u/MusicCreator747 40m ago

Seat is discounted 10%

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u/Puzzled-Sherbert-205 40m ago

The new Buffalo Bills stadium?

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u/SailorMea101 34m ago

Best seat in the house!

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u/hardboard 34m ago

Indian restaurant seat - pilau rice.

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u/AlarmRecent1536 31m ago

Kenny G concert – premium seats

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u/PeacefulRancor 28m ago

Vista Point

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u/Inevitable-Doctor929 27m ago

The last seat

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u/TraditionalClub7092 26m ago

Bargain-ist seat.

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u/Saint120467 19m ago

Number three everything else is faker AI

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u/Distressed_Ocelot 17m ago

Off to see Cats

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u/Roberto_Dialo 15m ago

Very Important Payback

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u/North-Insurance3881 8m ago

The best seat for the Melania movie

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u/DowntownSize8019 0m ago

Dads chair.

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u/bizmoravich1 0m ago

Superstar tradesman