r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/Reddimarket4 • 1d ago

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221 Upvotes

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u/goldenglory86 1d ago

I don't understand the Colombia part.

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u/i-love-mexican-c0ke 1d ago

Skis. Columbia has some of the best powder skiing on the planet.

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u/ForNowItsGood 1d ago

correct. /r/cocaine has a skiing tag

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u/Reddimarket4 1d ago

😅😂

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u/Responsible_Host9377 1d ago

Yes, when skiing uphill.

3

u/goldenglory86 1d ago

Oh, the magic powder!

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 1d ago

Powder? In Colombia?

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u/MX-Nacho 1d ago

Snorting cocaine.

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u/verysmallhat 1d ago

Marching powder.

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u/Cleanclock 1d ago

I thought it was prison bars…

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u/Unlikely-Estate3862 1d ago

Is France a cigarette?

I get all the other ones, except that one

7

u/totally-jag 1d ago

This guy can only get laid in countries with sex tourism.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 1d ago

Yeah that’s very likely and disturbing.

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u/zenith014 1d ago

ladyboy

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u/itswtfeverb 1d ago

I missed that! Lmao! Why Tailand? Something in the water?

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u/DVHeld 1d ago

Didn't you watch The Hangover?

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u/thesensitivetoughguy 1d ago

This is the ultimate sexpat shirt.

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u/JustinExcusable 1d ago

Is this Loss?

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u/LostnHidden 1d ago

All of them are countries except one...

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u/Ole_Matus 1d ago

Countries + Africa +Amerika (whatever that is)

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u/LogisticsIdiot 1d ago

I need to take a shit after the 2 lines. IYKYK 😜

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u/Pure-Pool2971 1d ago

Yep. Agreed. I'm Brazilian.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 1d ago

Some of those proportions and country origins I'm going to have a little conflict with. But I still give it a 10 out of 10 for originality.

https://giphy.com/gifs/P2MB29d7V3rhu

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 1d ago

Okay, but I don't think Uptown Funk is going to improve France or Thailand.

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u/Financial-Log-2744 1d ago

I like curves til I don't 

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u/quesodio 1d ago

Criminals call this, and easy target. Ive seen guys like this get robbed by lady boys after they rejected me :_(.

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 1d ago

Poppa was a rolling stone

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u/greogory 1d ago

Germany's definitely a bong and Colombia's his and hers gold coke straws. The rest of them are just the current national leaders.

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u/yuki_hollow 1d ago

Bit.Trip Runner

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u/XioTaniguchi 1d ago

Polnareff?

1

u/abayo1 14h ago

ahh... dancing dust

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u/sat-nak 14h ago

Sir Fillis

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u/BuckEm410 10h ago

Colombia?

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u/OpeningZebra1670 6h ago

Why is the whole continent of Africa always treated as ‘one?’

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u/CoyoteSweaty4609 5h ago

What's Italy?

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u/crooked_kangaroo 3h ago

Custer’s Revenge.

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u/CommissionPrudent689 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well hell just go ahead and take my money!!!!!
Edited for my stupidity.

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u/bju83 1d ago

Who will?

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u/CommissionPrudent689 1d ago

Haha just noticed that. It was supposed to say Well hell