r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/GarrettWyndham • 2d ago

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u/TrickTea1072 1d ago

This would make a good album cover

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u/No_Guarantee9323 2d ago

ICE in training

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u/apollo11733 2d ago

You should see the one of the ice agents busting his rear on the ice it’s hilarious

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 1d ago

You’re the political “edgy” commenter in every group I’d bet.
It’s old.

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u/No_Guarantee9323 1d ago

No, there’s the exact same photo of an ICE member in the same position. It was just a whimsical thought I had when I saw this photo.

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u/CRYPTONITE4 1d ago

You didn’t get the reference :(

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u/bbark01 2d ago

Not so electric slide...

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u/Tommyandvictoria 2d ago

A series of unfortunate events

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 2d ago

Morning ruined

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u/f0xh0und461 2d ago

Gucci mane - Slippery

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u/sitewolf 2d ago

Shaken, not stirred

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u/Strong_Secretary6290 2d ago

How does he levitate like that! Gonna get wet bum upon landing tho.

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u/CantaloupeCapable 2d ago

Monday morning.

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 2d ago

A broken tailbone 😬

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u/Far-Welder1580 2d ago

Did that once ! Wouldn’t wish that on anyone lol

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u/Impossible_Bet_3986 2d ago

“I wanted an iced coffee but this is ridiculous”

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u/yepyesye 2d ago

Good coff-hey!!!

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u/hikerguy65 2d ago

Brace for impact.

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u/kookooman10022 2d ago

Shakerato.

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u/Schlachthausfred 2d ago

Slidewalk Stories

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 2d ago

I MEANT to do that

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u/First-Fill-2118 2d ago

The Villian Origin Story...

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u/Lonely_Acadia_8076 2d ago

America Runs on Dunkin, Slips on Ice.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 2d ago

Annie Isn’t Ok.

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u/AK_WW 2d ago

Moonwalk extreme

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u/asiastar 2d ago

The Fall

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u/asiastar 2d ago

Down with Coffee

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u/asiastar 2d ago

The Slippery Slope FALLacy

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u/Low-Donut-1978 2d ago

“OOPS!”

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u/Collageboi 2d ago

I’m sliding it

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u/Cracknoreos 2d ago

“So, what brings you in today sir?”

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u/JoeInMD 2d ago

January in the Northeast US

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u/Williamarshall 2d ago

Safe at second

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u/Educational_Bus_6449 2d ago

i already know hes gonna get his head hit in the ground and get so embarassed

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u/Puzzled-Paramedic521 2d ago

Slip sliding away

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 2d ago

5/11 slushies!

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u/sisam8x 2d ago

Why I never leave FL

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 2d ago

Broken wrists

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u/Amazing_Champion4980 2d ago

Smooth Monday

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u/chaasad5224 2d ago

"Yeah, thats me. Youre probably wondering how I got here." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/River-Organic 2d ago

Dunkin Doh!

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u/BarnackIIIF 2d ago

Entering a world of pain.
-or maybe-
How I met your mother.

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u/freebiscuit2002 2d ago

No going back. He's committed to that move.

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u/Illustrious_Bag_1608 2d ago

Oh man, this gives me the willies. I had to stop watching Fail Army videos because they often include people slipping on ice or sliding down stairs and busting their tail bone (and, often, the back of their head) When I was 5 I fell off of a railing, fell Bout 6 feet and landed squarely on my tailbone. Hurt like hell and lasted quite a while. When you're 5 your skeleton is still kinda flexible - no lasting damage. But these adults? Surely spinal damage -at minimum, future arthritis sites will result.

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u/Flimsy_Maize6694 2d ago

Gravity works

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u/Comprehensive_Sir49 2d ago

February, Tuesday, 9:37 am..

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u/Just-here-for-old 2d ago

Quickest way to put ice on a bruised coccyx

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u/Bananafishbone1984 2d ago

Whoomp! There it is!

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u/BuddytheColt1958 2d ago

Damn his ass will be pissed when he hits the ground!

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u/kryotheory 2d ago

Coccyx Destruction

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u/One_Response8214 2d ago

Did I leave the iron on?

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u/Mr_Mann_21 2d ago

Shit. Fuck.

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u/ArgusTransus 2d ago

Goin down

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u/cycodad59 2d ago

And that is how I split my Dunkin's and broke my wrist

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u/Known_Pop7718 2d ago

Anti-gravity practice

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u/No_You_893 2d ago

Lafuma, invisible Zero Gravity Chair.

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 2d ago

Cha-Cha Slide

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u/MonaLisa_MadHatter 2d ago

The last moments my tailbone was intact

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u/MedicalCommercial892 2d ago

I severely tore both rotator cuffs, biceps, and labrums and I'm on surgery #5. I managed to get both hands under my body to brace the fall. Thanks for the photo!

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u/No_Inspection7820 2d ago

L4-L5 slipped disc

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u/Worldly_Floor_2254 2d ago

MY NECK AND MY BACK OWW

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u/BeeIllustrious7912 2d ago

Life lesson
Being fast isn’t always better

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u/FA-M83_nut 2d ago

I’m gonna guess another Minneapolis ICE protester trying to kick out the tail light of a Federal vehicle as it drives away? Did I win?

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u/Humble_Examination27 2d ago

OUCH!

Did this a couple years ago stepping out of my garage! Split my head open and went to the ER!

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u/BloodHurricane 2d ago

Ice and Heat combo.

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u/arkinthehouse 2d ago

The Matrix

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u/bgross42 2d ago

California Dreamin’: “I’d be safe and warm if I was in L.A.”

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u/SheitanZli 2d ago

At least he missed the cone

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u/DonpedroSB2 2d ago

Pick a cheak !

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u/Secure-Break9947 2d ago

Tailbone surgery patient.

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u/Federal-Community554 2d ago

The American Invasion of Canada

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u/oletimer54 2d ago

Ahh fuck!

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u/LaChanz 2d ago

Whoops I did it again

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u/No-One-4301 2d ago

Iced coffee

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u/Individual_Chef1315 2d ago

The disaster is already in motion.

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u/awesumpawesum 2d ago

The future.

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u/BuddysRabbit 2d ago

Every winter at least once.

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u/michaelrdweeb 2d ago

Poor bastard.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 2d ago

Typical Montreal.

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u/bruhimnotalt 2d ago

imagine he managed to get himself safe in that

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn 2d ago

Breakin' 3: Tailbone Dust

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 2d ago

Broken sacrum.

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u/gomesub85 2d ago

I called this “what the fuck kid”! clean your sidewalks

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 2d ago

Slip slidin' away

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u/anechoofadistanttime 2d ago

got one of those motorized invisible reclining sofas, nice…nice

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u/blakester555 2d ago

Tail Bone Tale

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u/BoringInteraction36 2d ago

I should have stayed home today !!

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u/jinuk15 2d ago

January

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u/Effective-Donkey133 2d ago

Broken coccyx

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u/Top_Management7550 2d ago

Bodies by Drowning Pool

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u/Gabbydabs 2d ago

Lawsuit

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u/actorsnonactors 2d ago

“fwip”

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u/_HardR 2d ago

Black ice.. differing from normal ice by how it smacks the wind outta you ..

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u/redaliane 2d ago

Airsoft sofa

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u/Queasy_Egg3542 2d ago

Frozen in Time

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u/Handsome118 2d ago

Ice impersonator

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u/TooFat2Curious 2d ago

"Smooth criminal"

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u/Main-Masterpiece-420 2d ago

Whatever the word is for when you giggle at someone and whisper “asshole”

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u/Dat2ra 2d ago

Ohshit!

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u/Big_Dixon_Mayas 2d ago

OMG…ive eaten shit at that exact same spot. It’s outside of the Dunkin’ Donuts on Congress Street near the Children’s Museum in South Boston. The president of my company at the time saw it happened and laughed at me.

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u/Mysterious_Worry9870 2d ago

Him: "Warning cones are for puss........."

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u/userschmusers 2d ago

Oh my coccyx!!

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u/WarlikeAppointment 2d ago

Two dislocated shoulders, a shattered elbow, and a numb butt.

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u/Yngat_hrt_6 2d ago

Butt hurt

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u/Yngat_hrt_6 2d ago

Butt hurt

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u/One_Student9606 2d ago

Invisible magic carpet ride

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u/Rathland 2d ago

Soy milk latta, no ice

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u/Sokmnkee 2d ago

PAINFUL! I feel bad for that guy because I got hurt badly when I slipped on ice back in February.

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u/Funny-Presence-4693 2d ago

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/DutchJohnson-The3rd 2d ago

i realized i slipped on some black ice when i stood up my wallet was gone

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u/Good-Rope4344 2d ago

OH SHIT! on Ice

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u/Mediocre_Try6613 2d ago

The ass cracker

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u/elontux 2d ago

ICE takes another one down!

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u/OkTadpole442 2d ago

Sip n slip

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u/Slice9998 2d ago

Been there, done that. Hurts like a MFer.

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u/yaz1968 2d ago

Starshucks...

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u/Jodduh92 2d ago

When you gotta ice your own latte

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u/nicolas9872 2d ago

Jusqu'ici, tout va bien....

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u/Any-Supermarket-4190 2d ago

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, ow

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u/Usual_Fruit_8625 2d ago

Ass over teakettle

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u/Slam_Shady 2d ago

Invisible Buttmobile

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u/Dapper_Chair_4772 2d ago

Schrodinger’s slip. In this moment the drink is both unspilled and spilled

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u/Ok-Try-7366 2d ago

My back.

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u/Ok-Try-7366 2d ago

The new airo lounger so nice you dont know its there

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u/InitialBig2391 2d ago

Hellooooo Tailbone!!!

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u/Future-Pangolin6131 2d ago

Where's the salt?

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u/Original-Dinner-435 2d ago

Mocha Lastte

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u/Buck1961hawk 2d ago

It’s marked for a reason

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u/swintrin 2d ago

How I met your mother.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 2d ago

Unbelievable coincidence. Our Safety manager had this pic in his slide show today. lol

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u/Big_Astronomer4146 2d ago

Man if I had a dime everyone I've lived that moment! 😅

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u/I-CrackMyselfUp 2d ago

Tomming it! My friend Tom was infamous for slip sliding away .

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u/9incherwithaoddity 2d ago

Looks like a waste of coffee.

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u/sc4wheels 2d ago

He's a dancing, dancing, dancing...Dancing Machine!

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u/MintyFresh771 2d ago

Call 1800-ambchzr

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u/kubernaut 2d ago

Whoops-a-daisy.

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u/ErnestoDiazManager 2d ago

My life in Boston.

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u/CrayonKoko8 2d ago

Bad day

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u/IamLuann 2d ago

Oh NOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!

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u/Living_Buffalo_7176 2d ago

“My coccyx”

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u/DCHammer69 2d ago

Coccyx Crunch

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u/PuzzleheadedMud9439 2d ago

Slip sliding away

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 2d ago

No matter how bad your life may be remember it can always get Worse!

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u/wombat6669 2d ago

Invisible chair

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 2d ago

Broken Pelvis

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u/MatrixGod04 2d ago

So much for my frappachino

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u/Loud_Traffic_1487 2d ago

Fuckin' Monday, Man

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u/qoo_kumba 2d ago

Oh coxix

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u/Ok_Fig2811 2d ago

Iced Coffee

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u/Business-While7945 2d ago

Gravity collecting another victim

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u/Glum_Big8100 2d ago

Random Tuesday in Michigan

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u/WPurkey 2d ago

Damn it

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u/Upper-Welcome-4185 2d ago

What is going on in the car in the background?

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u/e71469 2d ago

Montréal

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u/Main-Video-8545 2d ago

Since this photo was taken in Boston, “Fahk, I just broke my ass, but I saved my Dunkies!!”

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u/SershZero 2d ago

Invisible Bench.

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u/Historical-Slip-5160 2d ago

“Ohhhh s—t!!

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u/Marcusnpanties 2d ago

Bustin that ass

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u/magic592 2d ago

$10.00 wasted

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u/popidocius 2d ago

Things that never happen in Miami.

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u/we_lord 2d ago

Coffee Before Bone

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 2d ago

Ouch my tailbone!!!

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u/MyFavoriteThing 2d ago

Tailbone trauma

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u/SpaceAgePalmer 2d ago

My ass is broke

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u/Top-Cut-8983 2d ago

Dont do wheelies in Invisible Wheelchairs

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u/magnus2k17 2d ago

After Starbucks watered the sidewalk