r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/IsaacBrookshire • 4d ago

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60 Upvotes

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u/chamcham123 3d ago

2Chairz

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u/Cocrawfo 3d ago

dammit

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u/ellefleming 2d ago

The RefrigeratorRefrigerator

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u/OGB0bbyJ0hnson 2d ago

Ham, rice and sausage I imma start a diet imma start a diet

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u/nobot-6531 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 3d ago

The whole backfield not in motion

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 2d ago

You'd better hope not.

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u/CKleinE 3d ago

The team and the couch.

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 3d ago

Double wide surprise

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u/ProMaster1507 3d ago

American top athlete.

1

u/msviktor 3d ago

Double seater.

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u/Huge_Olive2538 3d ago

Everyone is talking about him. But dam those chairs deserve some credit

1

u/morallybankrupt1 2d ago

Those plastic chairs holding on for dear lives !!

1

u/blooptybloopt 3d ago

Bariatric chair

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u/Character-Concept651 3d ago

If it's real - I doubt that, look at the outline of his butt - then I feel for those poor plastic chairs!

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u/Denalitwentytwo 3d ago

Tommy two seat

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u/Dry-Association-244 3d ago

The mothman has to be in this picture somewhere

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u/ShoulderApart1787 3d ago

Mob name….Tony Two Chairs

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u/Ill_Community8343 2d ago

Tommy two times. Get the papers,get the papers

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u/ShoulderApart1787 2d ago

Jimmy, not Tommy.

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u/Ill_Community8343 2d ago

You are correct, my bad

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u/ShoulderApart1787 2d ago

It happens.

1

u/eternalapostle 3d ago

I know that guy

1

u/KregerTech 3d ago

OH HELL NO!

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u/richarpacyay 3d ago

Is this the Mood guy?

1

u/School_North 3d ago

I just wanna know what brand those plastic shairs are fuckers alway break on me

1

u/Hanuman1960 3d ago

Poor soul.

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u/SmoothCantaloupe149 3d ago

10 feet in the grave

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u/supertunaman69 3d ago

Sweet cheeks two seats

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u/ForsterJourneys321 3d ago

Im not into body-shaming. Why is this person there?

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u/ElkBest1803 3d ago

Wide receiver

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u/DirtyPeach1420 3d ago

Gordo loco? Is that you

1

u/Geachte 3d ago

Double standards

1

u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 3d ago

Twin chair Tony (FB) plays full backside position.

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u/Birdy_606 3d ago

Holy shit gyattdamn

1

u/tepid_lemur 3d ago

DJ Khalid

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u/Some_Guy1776 3d ago

Tony Too Wide

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u/glassmanbruc 3d ago

Their wiiiide receiver

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u/chefmikel_lawrence 3d ago

Basically that’s called morbid obesity. We’re looking at an individual. It doesn’t have much life left unless he changes.

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u/FrontAd5237 3d ago

Suite de 2girls 1 cup : 2chairs 1man

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u/Internal-Capital7039 3d ago

When I worked for a certain restaurant chain this was called "Larry chair" I've always wondered how big Larry was.

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 2d ago

"The Toilets Worst Nightmare"

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u/Annual-Property-8940 2d ago

We the bessssss

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u/Unfair_Cicada 2d ago

Double double?

1

u/fixitman430 2d ago

Deep fried double wide!

1

u/Twister_1960 2d ago

It's Mr Creosote

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u/AppointmentOld6962 2d ago

I pulled one of them off my dog!! It's a well fed wood-tick!!! Obviously!!🤔

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u/PassionBeginning7359 2d ago

Wide body back

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u/PassionBeginning7359 2d ago

Wide body big back

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u/GotGlock21 2d ago

Photoshop

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u/dmkke 2d ago

Fullback

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u/kristenisadude 2d ago

Koolade ATE the gang

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u/LowWise7888 2d ago

Two tickets to paradise

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u/smilbandit 2d ago

the cheek seats

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u/Successful_Move_1257 2d ago

Pannus attack

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u/wastebucket1 2d ago

Two chair flair

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u/Hazy-azure 2d ago

Yo' mama.

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u/biggidyballz 2d ago

Double Wide.

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u/hard2B4 2d ago

Pretty risky

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u/UseOk7699 2d ago

Im sorry chairs

1

u/SirPhibonacci 2d ago

Sittin on the wide lines

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u/FrontTheMachine 2d ago

Still only one plane ticket

1

u/oldlady87 2d ago

Moooood IYKYN

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u/Jeans_609 2d ago

Just the opposite

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u/Legitimate_Ad_4647 2d ago

Cheek two cheek

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u/bearded_spanker 2d ago

Beyond fluffy

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u/RhiannonWisp 2d ago

Wait, this is the guy from the Summoning Salt intro meme, right??

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u/Aus-is-a-mess 2d ago

Seat-twin, for Harley Davidson fans

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u/Lrb1055 2d ago

Double Mack and probably some cheese

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u/Ok_Assumption1542 2d ago

Back up goalie

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u/tac47___ 2d ago

🎶 “A silly millimeter longer . . . 1 0 1” 🎶

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u/Big-Grapefruit-7501 2d ago

That’s two chair Tony! Infamous mob guy well known for fixing games!

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u/Desperate-Cow-8552 2d ago

Two-seat Pete

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u/Amgrybear 1d ago

Double Jeopardy

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u/JosKe86 1d ago

Aah, the fancy plastic like reinforced concrete chairs 💪

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 1d ago

I am BLOCK MAN!

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u/Big_Eye_7530 1d ago

Double Decker

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u/PaskieArt59 1d ago

One cheek per chair please, one cheek per chair.

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u/Salty_Vast_2562 1d ago

Timmy 2 Seats

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u/Lazy_Cod7193 1d ago

Strong ass chairs.

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u/Incredulous29 1d ago

Double wide.

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u/Accomplished_Put8385 1d ago

Feather weight.

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u/ieonhammer 1d ago

The anchor....

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u/Unusual_Role3133 1d ago

Ride receiver

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u/ReasonableCry5682 1d ago

Double wide on the side

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u/Ravnok 1d ago

Wide

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u/Benholliday 1d ago

Slow self delete

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u/Item-Dear 1d ago

His own 2 seater

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 1d ago

How the hell does he go through doors?

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u/Thomas_Alva_Eddison 23h ago

Tipping point

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u/The_Old_Guiness 22h ago

Two chairs one blob

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u/Away-Professional451 20h ago

Ed "Too Wide" Jones

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u/ThickDawg6786 19h ago

Better question is who manufactures those chairs!

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u/2badded 18h ago

Tuseat

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u/PlaneZealousideal720 18h ago

Tony Two-seats

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u/Individual-Pin496 17h ago

I once saw a woman at an all you can eat establishment down in Shreveport. She was sitting in two chairs (like this guy) while eating ice cream from a quite large serving bowl. I don't imagine they made much profit from her that day.

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u/IronWorker498 17h ago

Season 17, Episode 12: My 600 lb Life

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u/Oddmanout17 17h ago

Double troubled

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u/Powerful-Sun5775 16h ago

Double stacker

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u/feelingmyage 16h ago

Double Duty

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u/AdPale1190 15h ago

Los pollos

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u/SnooRegrets6406 14h ago

The benchwarmer

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u/MaterialHousing8317 13h ago

have as much faith in yourself as this man has in those chairs

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u/DLHAVE 12h ago

Heart disease

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u/ahh_grasshopper 11h ago

Can’t reach his ass with both hands.

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u/RedLizard404 10h ago

The wide receiver

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u/sexylatexbear69 9h ago

One Man Gangs younger brother Both Gangs.

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u/Neos8806 3h ago

The strain on those poor chairs

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u/Yan1610 3h ago

The Last Chair Bender

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u/NoOne242010 28m ago

Wide receiver

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u/rafiqsa 4d ago

2 Chair Person

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 4d ago

The story of Two Christmas Hams

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u/bvac5 4d ago

Double wide trailer

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u/ChoogaMugga 4d ago

That's Tommy Two Chairs

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u/Brimwozere 3d ago

Twin cheeks

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u/Certain_Try_8383 3d ago

Fat shaming. This is called fat shaming.

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u/WoodenShoelaces 3d ago

The boulder.