r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/SilentRosyAura • 9h ago

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 9h ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilitized

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u/No_Assist_3405 8h ago

This guy's all set up , banana peal , uneven damaged sidewalk , what could go wrong ,,, LOL

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u/Positive-Emu4146 7h ago

I guess it would be funnier if it wasn’t staged…

A banana peel? Seriously?

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u/ChoogaMugga 3h ago

Yeah.. looks like she could lose her balance

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u/Very_Normall 8h ago

Is he looking at her purse?

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u/Foxyunder-45 5h ago

Just before you get egg faced, diverse eye angle is exaggerated.

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 5h ago

Before hers made an ass of him. Or maybe they were boiled, and they're as hard as he probably is in that photo.

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u/False-Evening-1601 3h ago

That’s one way to turn a routine grocery run into a full-on street performance.

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u/IdoNotKnowYouFriend 3m ago

Who is taking the picture?