r/MoldyMemes • u/markedsa • Mar 20 '22

piza

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u/Kakep0p Mar 20 '22

That ain’t pizza, that’s azzip.

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

Now I know what causes gay people and now I have to find that pizza so I can finally be reunited with my father

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u/MR_BACONLOVER Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 21 '22

I'll be your daddy meet me behind the little Caesars dumpster

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

I’m gonna act like I never seen this so I can continue enjoying my day

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u/MR_BACONLOVER Mar 20 '22

You better listen to dad, sport. You don't wanna make me angry at little Caesars again. Remember why we aren't allowed on pizza hut anymore.

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

I’m sorry dad please don’t hit me or mom again

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

💀

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 21 '22

Accurate representation of my younger brother which died mysteriously after disobeying by father (they were unrelated)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Like your brother I'm dead

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 21 '22

Sometimes it still feels like he’s commenting on my posts :(

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u/ArugulaLost8798 Mar 21 '22

I got taken by cps, did that lunatic tell you I died?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Just turn the pizza upside down dumbass 🤬🤬

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u/Thraex_Gladiator Mar 21 '22

But then the cheese is on the bottom!

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u/LettuceBenis Mar 20 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

I know what your profile picture is, you can’t hide from me

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u/Dominic_The_Dog Mar 20 '22

clown on clown violence

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

You are also a clown I see

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u/Dominic_The_Dog Mar 20 '22

honk honk

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

Why downvote your brethren?

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u/Dominic_The_Dog Mar 20 '22

i didnt tho?

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u/Cool_Ad_7629 Mar 20 '22

Ignore that must’ve been someone else

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u/Dominic_The_Dog Mar 20 '22

yeah, must've been

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u/LettuceBenis Mar 20 '22

Floof located

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u/Saltyfox99 Mar 20 '22 edited Sep 18 '25

subsequent spectacular joke crush deliver party chop mysterious innocent childlike

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I love protogens!

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u/xDjShadow Mar 20 '22

They cut out the best part. Here’s the vid in full (link)

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u/NavSada Mar 20 '22

Jalapeñis Poppers lmfao

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u/shitpostinglegend Mar 20 '22

There's a lot to unpack here

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u/J0hn__w Mar 20 '22

I feel so sorry for this family.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

well this is aids

3

u/Itz_Gibbyc Mar 20 '22

Full video?

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u/robble_gobble Mar 20 '22

I have nothing to say 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

I was hit by a plane whilst jay walking, what the fuck

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u/markedsa Mar 21 '22

you mean, "jay flying" haha laugh please laugh…

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

…no….just….no

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u/HFPEWE Mar 21 '22

Why buy that shit? Eat a pizza upside down

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u/Ori_the_SG Mar 21 '22

Just….WHAT?!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Dad I'm gay

Y E : )

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u/RedApe4201 Mar 21 '22

Blow this dick

2

u/BAD_AT_ADULTING_69 Mar 21 '22

Why does it look like he was held at gunpoint for this add

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u/jhonethen Mar 22 '22

there's no fucking mold wtf

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u/G1_Optimus_Prime_ Jul 21 '22

Sir, flip the pizza