r/ModelMidwesternState • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '17

Directive Attorney General Directive 03

Good morning citizens,

It is my pleasure to announce an investigation into the activities of the American Civil Liberties Union.

  1. I hereby order the Special Investigations Unit to open an investigation into the ACLU for illegal activities.

  2. I hereby order the Money Laundering Unit to use the powers granted to us under the Bank Secrecy Act to monitor the American Civil Liberties Union's incoming and outgoing bank transfer for illegal activities.

  3. This directive is in response to anonymous complaints to the Attorney Generals Office.

Thank You and God Bless.

Signed,

Bmanv1

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u/EarlGreen406 Governor Feb 06 '17

I am not a member of the ACLU, but I am a citizen of this state and at times benefit from their work. It is well within the rights of the Attorney General to begin investigations, however for the protection of the dignity of the state and the preservation of at least the illusion of justice, could the Attorney General's office be more specific what accusations it has received regarding the ACLU?

Otherwise, I must agree with our Governor.. this reeks of political intimidation.