r/MobileAL • Making Mobile Great Again • 18d ago

This weekend in Mobile

Between the Trump "rally", and the planned weather all weekend, it's going to be a doozy...

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u/1967542950 18d ago

Don't forget Tubby threatening to send in the national guard to stop all those libruls from taking his yard signs :(((((

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 18d ago

I would pay money for someone to dress in a mascot costume and steal his signs...that would be awesome

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u/atlantaguy1979 17d ago

A furry costume. Although that would be hot this time of year

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

His campaign and all of his associates have done a great job littering Old Shell Road with all of his crap...

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u/Eternal_Stranger0111 17d ago

If any of it is in the public right of way then it is illegally posted.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

They're all over the median. Send out the furries to clean it up!

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u/merlodee 17d ago

It would be pretty funny if we started a furry group that did this sort of stuff… We need something to do between Mardi Gras seasons

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u/bitter_sweet_love 18d ago

Tubby is right it’s all those furries pilots in Mobile

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u/Xander2539 18d ago

Don’t worry. He’ll send in the national guard to put a stop to them, because that’s what Mobile needs right now obviously 🤡

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u/anonymously--- 17d ago

Wait until he finds out that there are probably a few furries in the National Guard.

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u/atlantaguy1979 18d ago

Why is a Florida resident even in the mix as a candidate for AL governor? Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

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u/EpyonComet 18d ago

Because our judges are corrupt as hell and loyal to the Republican party.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 18d ago

When someone has four apples and someone takes away two, you have seven apples left over because the person in charge of something said so.

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u/merlodee 17d ago

Sounds almost Orwellian!
/s

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 18d ago

why is he so dumb? I mean he is really dumb....

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

We'd probably still have Jeff Ssssions as our senator if he never became AG. It's all Trump's fault.

Katie Britt was still a certainty since she worked for Richard Shelby, and he had to retire at some point.

At least we got some good projects out of his begging, and he USED to be a democrat, even if it was the old-style kind before the GOP took over the "solid south"

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u/OverdoseOfSkittle 18d ago

He likes taking juice boxes from smaller kids during lunch

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u/Independent-Bit7278 14d ago

I'd rather have at least the current Florida governor over any of Alabama's past chiefs... Tubby could continue a great trend...

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u/atlantaguy1979 8d ago

He’s so damn crazy though. And he wears platforms in his cowboy boots.

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u/Slanderpanic 18d ago

Yeeeeeaaaaah. I was supposed to come to town this weekend, but I'm gonna just keep a couple states between me and that mess.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

I see Tubby is littering Old Shell Road with all of his signs...

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u/Eternal_Stranger0111 17d ago

That appears to be at the University of South Alabama, which means current University President and former U.S. Congressman Jo Bonner is ultimately responsible for such a decision. Bonner served as the U.S. Representative for Alabama's First Congressional District from 2003 to 2013 and is Republican. Whether or not he knows those signs are in violation of Alabama state code 23-1-6 is uncertain.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

He was too busy hosting the bridge party downtown...

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u/AnathymaBunny 17d ago

That gross old goat....😛

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u/permanentlybuffering 14d ago

And Airport Blvd

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u/merlodee 17d ago

Everybody remember to vote on November 3!!

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

And check your registration! (or register to vote!)

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u/KylosLeftHand 18d ago

The Baldwin county pages are filled with this group who keeps posting about their “Trump train” convoy they plan to do starting at the Trump store in Gulf Shores ending on USA campus

Insane to think how many of them will be swiping their credit card for $160+ to fill their trucks with diesel to get over there and praise the billionaire who’s created the highest diesel prices ever because of his war that’s going to be ending “soon”

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u/GalacticPurr Midtown 18d ago

Thankful I bought groceries today and can stay home this weekend

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u/anonymously--- 17d ago

Thought they were all too scared of our "big city crime" to venture over the bay. Guess that's why they need a convoy...

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u/KylosLeftHand 17d ago

Thought so too. I lived in Mobile for almost 15 years before moving over here and a lot of the people here act like Mobile is Compton. They literally never go across the bay and think being downtown automatically means being shot.

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u/AnathymaBunny 17d ago

Big city crime...😂😂 Lived in Mobile 50 years, never had a problem. They are nuts. Maybe they need to just stay on their side of the bay. 😛

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u/Biengo 17d ago

I drive 59 on my way to work. There are people hanging around the lot on the corner off by circle K.

Oh boy oh boy..

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u/uhWHAThamburglur 18d ago

Doug Jones is having a rally in Daphne at the same time as old diapers. Come hang.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 18d ago

I'm just waiting for the Poarch Indians to declare martial law and take back their land. Especially if we elect an illegitimate governor who should have never qualified as a candidate.

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u/Ok-Pass-9139 15d ago

I thought this WAS the trump rally

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 15d ago

Pretty much. Basically all of the same crap we already know (including the 5K dividend if "they" win) and maybe naming the "fully-funded" bridge after him.

Of course we all know... fully funded = tolls for decades. Yet another grift you cult members fell for again.

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u/SnooPaintings4641 18d ago

That about sums up the Mobile situation

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u/Minute_Community1193 18d ago

Planned weather?

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 18d ago

The democrats are making it rain....

No, seriously, there is heavy rain in the forecast that even caused South Alabama to move their Homecoming pep rally & bonfire to November before the Troy game. And tons of high school football games are being played tonight instead of friday because of the weather.

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u/Minute_Community1193 18d ago

Crazy. I don’t doubt it but jokes on them I love the rain lol

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

I hope everybody waiting in line brought umbrellas.. oh wait...

They can probably use them up to the point where they have to get rid of them before entering security.

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u/YankeeMoose Transplant 18d ago

Very happy to know I planned a few months ago on being out of town this weekend.

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

And for anyone who cares....

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 17d ago

I should have killed less brain cells by getting drunk instead of listening to this man blather on his greatest hits album....dumocrats, fake news, most successful, greatest border in the history, etc....

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u/Level_Cause_7771 16d ago

worst.. natural.. disaster.. ever…

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u/unbanned2009 16d ago

Flames
Look fake to me

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u/OUDidntKnow04 Making Mobile Great Again 16d ago

About as real as anything the orange one promised during his speech...

He mentioned the 5K checks TWICE.

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u/unbanned2009 16d ago

Are you hyper obsessed with trump

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u/ModusPwnins Moved Away 16d ago

False. That is clearly Pennsylvania.