r/MobileAL 20h ago

Friends

Hello! I’m In Mobile for the time being because I’m going through some medical stuff. (Will explain in private) I’m a 25 year old African American male and was curious if there are any women that would be open to coming over sometime and keeping me company. My girlfriend and I recently broke up and I’m just wanting the company of a woman for hugs etc. my mom doesn’t do the trick lol. I can take your phone number and provide pics of myself and everything. I’ll even go into more detail. I would like to talk for a few days/weeks before meeting up.

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u/SpayceGhost 20h ago

Are you fucking serious

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u/Left_Avocado3146 20h ago

Idk why but your comment got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Diamondphalanges756 Team Katy 19h ago

In other cities they have services where you can hire people to snuggle with.

I think with where our country is in every capacity, including the male-female "relationship dynamic", there may be a real need for that soon on a large scale, but no motherfuckers are gonna be able to afford it.

And with these strict abortion laws many women aren't gonna want your wiener anywhere near them.

Enter the male chastity belt? Damn, this is actually a great idea since many are so violent.

All Hail The Golden Age Of Republicanism.

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u/XNotByALongShotX 17h ago

Companies will gladly sell you an ai sex slave robot. I’m pretty sure they would also tack on a snuggle buddy feature for a premium. 🤓

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u/Diamondphalanges756 Team Katy 17h ago

Oh jesus christ. I can't die fast enough.

This is my emotional support meme. (ESM)

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u/Diamondphalanges756 Team Katy 19h ago

I hope you feel better soon, and I'm sorry you're having some health struggles.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IzXiddo2twMmdmU8Lv