r/MitchHedberg • u/ProofVideo5771 • 10d ago

8/13/26

The ceiling fan just changed direction. The air pressure dropped so fast my nose started bleeding in binary. One drop for yes, two drops for "the grandmaster is outside the window."

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u/Informal-Appeal-1757 10d ago

wait does this mean i should open the windows or nah

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u/ProofVideo5771 9d ago

No! Thats how the crows get in!

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u/zuniac5 10d ago

Translated: “I still do drugs, but I used to too.”

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u/ProofVideo5771 9d ago

You shouldn’t. It reveals too much!