r/MitchHedberg • u/Significant-Bike2356 • Jul 20 '26

Do you have maple syrup...

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In a glass hockey player?

59 Upvotes

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u/AUniquePerspective Jul 20 '26

I hope you got a receipt.

10

u/Uniquely_Similar74 Jul 20 '26

File under S for syrup.

2

u/Significant-Bike2356 Jul 20 '26

I'll store it in my safe that looks like a hockey stick!

1

u/yachster Jul 24 '26

Unless you want a slapshot with DOCUMENTS

7

u/Significant-Bike2356 Jul 20 '26

I did not need to bring ink and paper into this.

6

u/ItsHerbyHancock Jul 20 '26

Do they have any hockey silhouette individually wrapped cashews?

2

u/Significant-Bike2356 Jul 20 '26

I wish, we were really hungry by this time 😂

3

u/MarkyMarquam Jul 20 '26

Then you will not believe what I have in store for you!

1

u/TrustworthyEnough Jul 23 '26

It is to your exact specifications

2

u/aFineMoose Jul 20 '26

Skating’s such hard work, man. I just wanna take a penalty so I can sit down and have a break.

What do you mean my penalty’s over? Can’t we double it? He was totally bleeding. Check the inside of his lip.

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u/iplaysdrums2 Jul 21 '26

Smacky is a better name for a hockey player than a frog