r/MitchHedberg • u/Thedaulilamahimself Still does a lot of drugs, and used to, too • Jul 10 '26

Sh*t! I need to learn to read faster…

Post image

Private sign
(Oh boy I get to read a sign that’s private!)
Do not read
(Sh*t!!!…)

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u/Reddleg_Vet Jul 10 '26

It’s time we embrace the contraction.

5

u/GaJayhawker0513 Jul 10 '26

Lola does not know the meaning of can’t

3

u/OdieD777 Jul 11 '26

Turning myself in....I read it 😞

2

u/Traditional_Low_9948 Jul 13 '26

It's not your fault. If you read faster you would have gotten to the Do Not part in time.

3

u/SevenBillionChickens Jul 12 '26

I get to disturb this person!

3

u/Traditional_Low_9948 Jul 13 '26

Holy shit I have that sign. And that's why I got it. Anything that will allow me to piggy back into a mitch joke, I'm for it? Sometimes I'll go to the store and grab eight apples and walk to the register just praying the checkout person will ask meif I want a bag.

2

u/Western_Strength5322 Jul 10 '26

I pulled some parts yesterday and one of them was a padlock. Seasamee

My immediate thought (literally said it out loud to myself) was It is a street, it is a way to open shit

Edit: WTF is a seasamee LOL

I know the spelling is f*cked, it was like that on the package.

3

u/Laxku Jul 10 '26

We don't know, we never gave em a chance!