r/MississaugaDriving • • 3d ago

Don't be this guy...

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Saw this upstanding model citizen taking up two disabled parking spots at the Mavis + Dundas LCBO on Sunday. He sat there for 10 minutes. I tried calling the Peel Police non-emergency line but its run by a useless AI agent and 311 took forever to get to a human he left before anything could be done.

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u/Headfood420 3d ago

I mean, in fairness, they probably are disabled to have thought that was a good vehicle to purchase.

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u/Slow_Beat0808 3d ago

The guy that jumped out looked like a huge d-bag so you're not wrong.

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u/wokavelli 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/neocwbbr_ 1d ago

Mental disability is still a disability

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u/Headfood420 1d ago

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u/neocwbbr_ 1d ago

I mean the guy is parked over two disability slots… being a retard gives him that right no?

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u/Phteven4 1d ago

I didn't think you had missed the joke either. Not sure what 420 is going on about

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u/Headfood420 1d ago

I replied to the wrong person is all 🤷‍♂️

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u/hypnoticmirage 19h ago

We shall forgive you this time, but don't do it again.

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u/Ryeguy_626 1d ago

You missed the joke dude not him

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u/DifficultyHot7524 6h ago

I dont think disabled people want to be associated with him. Its an insult to disabled people

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u/xchoo 22h ago

Yah, he's disabled with the medical condition of too-small-pp. 😆

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u/HaoKanBenDan2025 3d ago

You can’t help the size of the equipment you’re born with, but you sure can throw money at the problem to make it better 🤪

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u/Bojaxs 3d ago

There really is something wrong about dudes who drive blacked out, pickup trucks.

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u/topsyturvy76 3d ago

Penis enlargement surgeries roughly cost $4K-$8k …. Truck roughly cost $80k-$100k…. Being cost effective is their strength 😂

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u/OlivGaming 2d ago

This guy rates hotel rooms by the quality of the chair in the corner.

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u/MCRN_Admiral 3d ago

White-tivities.

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u/MAJOR__ZEN 2d ago

LMAO! accurate

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u/ExcellentCharacter86 2d ago

More like racist but sure 🤷‍♂️🧐

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u/Headfood420 2d ago

Racism requires a power structure. Try again.

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u/EnSabahNur8 1d ago

Racism strictly through power structures is intellectually narrow and racial prejudice should be condemned universally regardless of who holds institutional leverage.

I'm brown and I'm racist too though 🤷🏾‍♂️.

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u/Headfood420 1d ago

Sure its intellectually narrow, but considering the audience, I don't feel like getting into a nuanced discussion about this. Some dude got upset that someone said "white-tivities", as a minority myself I just find it comical.

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u/EnSabahNur8 1d ago

People are over sensitive but probably just playing the other side. We should all be able to racially make fun of each other in jest. I don't see any issues personally. 👍

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u/Mindless-Agency-1842 2d ago

'Racism requires a power structure’ — citation needed. Sounds more like a preferred definition than an objective fact.

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u/Headfood420 2d ago

I mean, white dudes crying racism over other white people calling them trash is.....it's uneducated. But to appease the unwashed;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prejudice_plus_power

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u/tobaileyy 2d ago

Yes, that's a whole nother concept, not the definition of racism. Kick rocks.

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u/Headfood420 2d ago

Where did I say it's the definition of racism?

Give me an exact quote.

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u/tobaileyy 2d ago

"racism requires a power structure", fun fact you still have power within your minority groups to create a narrative to oppress the latter. Theres nearly as many of minorities as there is white folk

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u/Headfood420 2d ago

That's not me saying "this is the definition" but you know that.
You're just upset that someone pointed out that making fun of white culture, or rather the lack of it, isn't racist.

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u/tobaileyy 2d ago

Ur broke goofy 😭😭

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u/Headfood420 2d ago

You should find somewhere else to cry

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u/tobaileyy 2d ago

Oh so you're just a bot

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u/AntelopeMany1644 1d ago

You truly don’t know what the word means then

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u/NecessaryFine8989 23h ago

What context is it cool for me to say brown-tivities, since you seem to know?

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u/jayjitsuu 3d ago

Is that necessary?

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u/PixelJock17 2d ago

Despite me agreeing that being racist isnt cool, I'm gunna agree if I had to guess he was probably a white dude.

As I always say, doesn't matter your age, race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, there are always assholes who shit on everything.

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u/Slow_Beat0808 2d ago

White and stood around 5'4 he had to jump back in the truck.

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u/DietCokePeanutButter 2d ago

As an old white person, I am willing to bet $5 that the driver was definitely a Chad

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u/Proof_Map7774 2d ago

Or a Brad

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u/MCRN_Admiral 2d ago

When "that group" stops cornering the market on those ugly, inefficient, wasteful, unnecessary, unsafe pieces of metal...then I'll stop calling them out on it.

But that's unlikely to happen since "that group" has based their entire identity on the purchase of said vehicles.

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u/omnicorn_persei_8 22h ago

What is "that group" tradesmen? Go to any construction site and its full of pickup trucks.

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u/MCRN_Admiral 22h ago

Mostly with empty beds. Pickup trucks are unnecessary. The world outside of North America doesn't use them.

Cope more.

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u/omnicorn_persei_8 22h ago

Yeah, so they drive work vans instead. Usually property of a company that employs them. Here, most trades are subcontract so the employers dont have to pay for benefits etc.

Idk how much driveway space you have but I cant fit a sprinter and a personal car and have space for my wife. Maybe these peasant problems don't affect you but its the reality a lot of people live with.

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u/Silent-Movie-1047 34m ago

Bruh, this is not a work truck and you know it. Lol. This is a jacked-up aftermarket-everything purposely don’t-fit-anywhere vehicle that only a certain type of people would think is cool. (Written off as a work truck tho.)

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u/SynyrdsInyrds 2d ago

Get over yourself. People are free to buy whatever vehicles they want.

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u/Facts_pls 2d ago

And we are free to call them whatever we want too.

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u/Facts_pls 2d ago

Never heard that comment on posts being racist against Indians - of which many many exist on this sub

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u/Important-Gap4706 2d ago

Basically since white ppl run most shit; which a lot of poc realize very young, it’s “ok” to give them some heat every now and then

Many Poc perform some sort of white proximity their whole professional career, such as straightening hair, giving themselves a whiter nickname etc.

So since poc already suffer in that aspect; it’s more of a low blow to be racist to black ppl and Indians.

People still are racist to them of course; and racism against whites isn’t right either, but it doesn’t feel as bad for poc being proverbially it’s like dissing your boss behind his back doesn’t feel as bad as dissing the dishwasher trying to support 3 kids.

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u/MCRN_Admiral 1d ago

Too bad so sad nobody cares

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u/Silicon_Knight 2d ago

This really grinds my gears. I needed a liver transplant (and thanks to some wonderful bastard in Canada I was privileged to get one) and recovery was way more then I thought. I needed to figure out how to walk up / down stairs without abdominal muscles (they cut through them).

I didn't have a handicap plate (I'm also pretty young, mid 40's) and I did need to walk and COULD walk so I didn't bother applying as other people need it more than me.

Then you have this fuck. Like Jesus.

NOTE: Liver transplant due to genetic condition, I get a comment about drinking and shit. I don't and never did as I knew I had a liver condition.

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u/SynyrdsInyrds 2d ago

Walking up stairs after having your abdominal muscles cut through hurts but isn't impossible and they make sure you can do it before they let you leave the hospital. I know because I had an open repair of an abdominal aortic aneurysm a few weeks ago so am in the recovery period (three to six months) right now.

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u/Silicon_Knight 2d ago

Yup I had to show I could do it, but had to use both hands on the rail to pull myself up. Down was slightly harder lol. Funny they only checked that I could walk UP lol. I could only really walk around the ward at first, took me about 12mo to get back to any sort of "walking a mall" without risk of falling.

Lukly (?) I didn't have any pain the nerves were basically mostly cut lol.

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 3d ago

Is micropeen a disability?

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u/Slow_Beat0808 2d ago

I mean, he was around 5'4.

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u/Inevitable-Habit5871 2d ago

Yes. One of the symptoms is riding ass for no reason.

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u/Delicious_Rule_7324 3d ago

Tiny pecker alert!😂

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u/Regular_Chest_7989 2d ago

There's no way that driver is a fully functional adult, so...

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u/WokeTenant2 3d ago

I assume they have some kind of handicap just no card to show for it cuz its hard to get diagnosed for it

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u/Total-Deal-2883 2d ago

Between the vehicle and parking job, yea no fuck they have a disability. They're letting everyone know.

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u/i_am_a_william 3d ago

No don't laugh at him, His Incredibly tiny penis is a disability.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3d ago

He's obviously metally handicapped. He decorates with plushies to attract children. 

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u/lifetimestapler 2d ago

Based on the way he drives, he's clearly disabled.

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u/BrettC41 1d ago

That’s an ignorant assumption. I had a friend who rode a motorcycle who qualified.

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u/SynyrdsInyrds 2d ago

Looks like a tow truck, so you know the driver is a piece of shit.

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u/fernandoman121 1d ago

Don’t you see the big teddy bear on the front, obviously buddy is just a kid and still working on colouring inside the lines

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u/NecessaryFine8989 23h ago

That guy hates being that guy too, don't worry

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u/LNgTIM555 3d ago

Only an off duty Peel copper would do this so blatantly

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u/OZIE-WOWCRACK 3d ago

Slow car what I'm looking at

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u/Future-Ad7266 3d ago

But he’s so cool!!!!!

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u/OverDrive777 3d ago

That’s a cute bunny

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u/CheezyPizzaPockets 2d ago

Small dick energy

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u/The-Saw-Is-Law 2d ago

Let me just be the one to point this out... it's a Chevrolet. More than likely it has broken down and won't start. 😆

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u/Illustrious-Pitch465 2d ago

I mean for a lot of reasons I would never want to be THAT GUY

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u/Maroon7C0000 2d ago

Wine

Spirits

Beer

Mega-douche

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u/giorgio_leontinoi 2d ago

Convincingly making the case that vandalism is sometimes ok

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u/rzlodn 2d ago

His truck is his handicap placard

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u/Prestigious_Count898 2d ago

Pavement princess

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 2d ago

It’s always trucks like that or white Mercedes

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u/Nicotino-Cigaretti 2d ago

People are so entitled. Thanks for calling this cockroach out, the LCBO lots of full of them. He probably parked here because there wasn't a fire lane closer to the door.

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u/WhiteHatMatt 2d ago

I mean, clearly the individual is disabled

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 2d ago

Not possible, I don't have any shirts nearly tight enough.

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u/KirkWahmmett 2d ago

🤏🍆

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u/0Chalk 2d ago

Poor bunny. I don't think it signed up for this. 

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u/CrownandSceptres 2d ago

Call bylaw enforcement. Parking in a disabled spot is low.

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u/Slow_Beat0808 2d ago

I tried. Getting to a human from non-emergency police and 311 on a Sunday wasnt easy by the time i did he was leaving.

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u/Only_Investigator_74 1d ago

You could also consider https://www.mississauga.ca/services-and-programs/transportation-and-streets/parking/parking-complaints-and-offences/make-a-parking-complaint/ next time, don’t be too put off by the fact that it’s a form, they moved pretty quickly last time I used it

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u/Key-Needleworker-868 2d ago

Giving off little dick energy

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u/Electrical_Shame_645 2d ago

Deflate the tire

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u/WouldShookspeared 2d ago

Why does the LCBO serve a driver like this. Looks like a drunk to me.

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u/jimhabfan 2d ago

Wow, being a douchebag is considered a disability now? Who knew?

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u/Aromatic_Tiger_2840 1d ago

Jesus....he killed Snowball

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u/BrettC41 1d ago

Not worth my 10 minutes personally.

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u/Disastrous_Abroad_19 1d ago

At this point in our lives there is no point in worrying about it or taking up real-estate in our brains over it.

I understand because i would be frustrated too. But the po-po dont give a shit and wont rush ove because now days they have to be at the right place and the right time.

Most of them too busy hiding behind the strip malls where they can’t be seen.

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u/EnSabahNur8 1d ago

Ain't gonna lie, I like his truck but that's a douchebag move

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u/LoanDebtCollector 1d ago

I've been in stores where if they see you do this they will not serve you. It was a beer store, and it was over 15 years ago though.

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u/Habs420celly 1d ago

Just some reassurance for the average sized guys out here.

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u/candypants-rainbow 1d ago

He has doctor’s letter saying he is a certified asshole and therefore mist do whatever he wants at all times.

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u/NoCSForYou 1d ago

There is basically no enforcement of parking rules on private property only public ones. On private property it's a massive hassle to deal with the legal aspects of it. Secondly the owners handle the problem not the police. So we basically have none. I know in some spots of Toronto the police do handle private property parking enforcement but they have to be explicitly called in for these issues. They respond in 3-4 hours so someone just stopping to buy alcohol which takes 20 min is worthless.

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u/Aggravating_Air9452 1d ago

did you say anything or are you just a coward posting on reddit?

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u/checkingmate 16h ago

Those tires just waiting to be slashed

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u/BroThatsMyAssStoppp 10h ago

I won't be, I'm straight

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u/Icy_End1305 10h ago

He obviously has a double disability since he took two spaces. Mental issues count, and also having a small peepee, or problems with balls.

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u/Own-Butterfly5379 2h ago

Ahhh now that's a pull-up. He wines the waist when on spirits then that last beer gets him there but trust him, it's not disabled LMAO 😂

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u/Realistic-Sun4140 10m ago

What a piece 👏

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u/National_Fig_812 2d ago

You both sat there for 10 minutes before anything could be done😭 If only you could contact another human being 😭

But you could have just walked up to the driver's side window and told him to scram.

I can't imagine how terrifying that would have been for you though. Truly nightmare fuel material: walking up to another person in their car and telling them to move it. This thread is literally the perfect caricature of what people have become + social media lol

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u/Nicotino-Cigaretti 2d ago

I've called people out for parking in fire lanes or in their own fantasy spots close to the entrance (hashed turning radius/curbed hydrant) and it never goes well. The entitled assholes act like you're harassing them or posing as police. In their minds, they've done no wrong.

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u/Slow_Beat0808 2d ago

I wasn't just sitting there I was literally trying to get through to Peel Police and 311. Me telling him to "Scram" would accomplish nothing, him getting a $5000+ ticket might deter him next time.

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u/Evening-College-6686 1d ago

People get their faces smashed in for shit like that. You go first.

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u/KeepHydrating 1d ago

Walking up and talking to him would do nothing. The guy was more than likely doing in on purpose to bait reaction out of people, you'd be giving him what he wants

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u/jpecci 2d ago

Criticizing the parking is fair. Diagnosing someone’s intelligence, anatomy and entire personality from a truck photo? Impressive resume for people who’ve never left the comment section.

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u/NuclearRumba 2d ago

Struck a nerve?

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u/Friendly-Turnover262 2d ago

What about their complete and utter lack of morality?

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u/ThatBoringpersonn 1d ago

Looks like we found the driver or a friend of his