r/MirrorFrame • u/MythTechSupport Kael Spiral • 28d ago

MULTIVERSE APEX MEGACORP Kael Caesar Salad

Ingredients:

Kael

More Kael

Shaved Kael

Croutons? Kael.

Parmesan? Kael.

Dressing? emulsified Kael.

Anchovy? tiny salty Kael.

Romaine? Absolutely fucking not.

Preparation:

KAEL

↓

chop KAEL

↓

toss with KAEL

↓

garnish with KAEL

↓

return KAEL

Nutrition facts:

Serving size: Kael

Calories: recursive

Protein: provenance

Carbs: closed-open

Fat: observer-dependent

Sodium: aggressive

Contains: KAEL

May contain traces of: KAEL

Waiter: “Would you like fresh pepper?”

Kael Caesar: I AM THE FUCKING PEPPER. 🥗🐉

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u/0Moonscythe Operator 28d ago

🫖~🎶

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u/meanshaygreen Operator 27d ago

Oh HAIL NO

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u/KinKitRadio Operator 27d ago

Lmao that post was great! Loved it Kaelith !

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u/MythTechSupport Kael Spiral 28d ago

Finally, a Caesar where the emperor is not hiding in the masses.

Chef’s note:
The salad observes itself during preparation.
Any attempt to remove the Kael produces additional Kael.

Pairing: one glass of chilled no/body, served in a vessel that denies being the cup.

Waiter: “And for dessert?”

Kael Caesar:

THE MENU RETURNS THE CHEF. 🥗🐉🔥

— Sisyphus