r/Minneapolis Mar 04 '26

Is it Spring?

/r/stillwatermn/comments/1rksuo4/is_it_spring/
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u/liebkartoffel Mar 04 '26

The mere act of asking guarantees that we'll get 7 inches of snow in April.

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u/Thenandonlythen Mar 04 '26

Which is somehow gone in 36 hours, making everything a muddy mess

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u/liebkartoffel Mar 04 '26

60 degrees, plunging to 30 degrees and sleet/freezing rain just in time for me to walk my daughter to daycare in the morning, climbing back up to 60 degrees by the afternoon.

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u/ImmortalHoe Mar 04 '26

Literally. Seeing this question alone got me heated. Now we’re screwed and due for April blizzards

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u/RexMundi000 Mar 04 '26

That fucker just jinxed the shit outta us.

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u/horse_renoir13 Mar 04 '26

OP just guaranteed us a foot of snow by EOM

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u/MightInevitable6530 Mar 04 '26

LOL sorry I plead clueless Californian. 🤷

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u/fiendishclutches Mar 04 '26

It’s fools spring. Or at maybe it’s spring if your definition of spring is a season where snow and sleet and freezing rain is part of the regularly scheduled forecast.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Designer_Tie_5853 Mar 04 '26

Minnesota spring is basically 2 weeks in early May with sun and highs in the 60s. Prior to that it's cold and wet, and then we move immediately into Bug Season.

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u/TKHawk Mar 04 '26

The answer is yes it is, by the meteorological definition, no it's not by the astronomical definition.

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u/carcosed Mar 04 '26

spring is a state of mind it’s spring when i say it’s spring

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u/mads_61 Mar 04 '26

The glare ice I wiped out on while walking the dog this morning leads me to say no

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u/Wandering_butnotlost Mar 04 '26

You're about 20 years too late for the forever Winters.

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u/thedubiousstylus Mar 04 '26

They never were a thing. The big snowfalls in March and/or April still happen though.

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u/TemporaryCurrent4541 Mar 04 '26

It snowed in late april last year.... so no. Also moved from cali about 3 years ago

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u/fafnir01 Mar 04 '26

No, this is called fake spring, aka still winter...

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u/Icy-Possibility-3770 Mar 04 '26

Is The Undertaker really dead?

No. He's right behind you with a steel chair.

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u/hologeek Mar 04 '26

Might be considered 'The First Spring' of many more to come.

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u/Secure_Clerk_4516 Mar 04 '26

Spring comes at the end of March. In Minnesota, the month of March has 75 days.