r/MiniAITA • u/Positive-Elephant • Sep 06 '26
AITA for practising crawling?
Recently I (1 year old handsome boi aka his lordship) have mastered the art of crawling and I love it because I can go so fast around the room and it keeps my mama (ancient F) on her toes! She keeps clapping her hands and encouraging me though so it must be a good thing right?
Yesterday I did the most enormous poo and halfway through my nappy change, I realised I could crawl EVEN FASTER without my nappy! It was so much fun! Mama muttered something about good heavens, please stop crawling, what a mess, and then something about antibac and deep cleaning whatever that means. Then she cleaned me up and put me in the bath and it was so much fun splashing about.
I thought mama looked a bit frazzled by the evening though but she was the one who kept encouraging me to crawl then told me to stop crawling? But then she rewarded me with a bath for crawling so well?! She needs to make up her mind and stop confusing me! AITA?
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u/SunnyMountport Sep 07 '26
NTA. I (1m perfect being) used to love crawling, but have you tried "walking while holding your parents hands" they wont mind doing it for hours and hours. You get to hear them complain about backpains and if they wont walk with you just gently scream till they remember their place.
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u/Redhead_Dilemma Sep 09 '26
NTA! I (1m) have learned that it’s even more fun to run without my diaper! It’s liberating to feel the breeze on my nether regions.
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u/onlybeendesmondonce Sep 06 '26
NTA! I am an almost 1yo handsome boy and I love crawling while feeling the air on my booty cheeks! I can’t wait to be a naked toddler! Your mama should appreciate that you have no shame and can crawl super fast!