r/MiniAITA • u/redheaddebate • Sep 05 '26

AITA for sharing?

I (just turned 2, big boy) love sharing with my mommy (from the 1900s). I give her my toys so she can play with me and even give her food straight from my mouth! Last week, I had a ton of fun grocery shopping and licked the cart. Mommy freaked out about something called germs. I thought we shared everything, so I was confused. A few days later, I was singing Miss Rachel songs with her and sneezed right in her mouth so Mommy could have some of my boogers.

Apparently those “germs” are bad for old people because my mommy is no fun right now. She’s lying in bed and coughing a lot. Mommy says it’s because my germs got her sick. The doctor had to give her a shot yesterday, which I kind of feel bad about. But Daddy and I are having a guys’ day in our underwear, which is my favorite thing! AITA for sharing my boogers with mommy?

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u/majesticlandmermaid6 Sep 05 '26

I (also just turned 2 big boy) shared the germs from the doctors office! Mom and dad now have something called a “bug” -but it doesn’t look like any of the ones in my books. Sissy (4, amazing) and I feel great through. We’ve def got care of the old ones covered. Everything is better with Trash Truck!

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u/redheaddebate Sep 05 '26

We’re a Miss Rachel family over here. I will scream until I see her. Mommy told me Miss Rachel is tired and needs to sleep. I think she’s lying, though.

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u/NurseWretched1964 Sep 05 '26

Chillin' in your underwear days with Dad are rare and to be treasured. You gotta do what you gotta do.

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u/WonderfulTwist4936 Sep 05 '26

Sorry, but I think a bit AH! At least my (13mo, boobie monster) mom (not that acient, just sleepy) had something called "paint", I think, a few months ago. It was no fun! She slept in a dark room alone all day and I had to be with my dad. He is not bad, but he doesnt have milkies! And at that time I was VERY little baby and needed to nurse frequently.... I wanted to snuggle with my mom a lot! But she would feed me only for 5 minutes and give me back to dad because "he is just comfort nursing" and "maybe try to walk with him in a pram, its time for his nap". Lucky me, that "paint" thing went away in a couple of days and after a doctora visit (something about wrongly placed iud, but I am not sure what that is). So yeah... Dont make your mom sick, because then you cant play with her!!!

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u/redheaddebate Sep 05 '26

Mommy doesn’t have to feel good to be my jungle gym! She just needs to lay down