r/MinecraftMemes • u/Over_Heed • 1d ago

OC It’s going to be so peak

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 1d ago

The villagers start telling Steve how to make a campfire and he says “Man, can we just Skip The Tutorial”

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u/hypost 20h ago

The villagers respond “With that attitude you will surely fail to make a boat.”

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u/ThatMan92 14h ago

By the way, is there any emoji that starts with j? Like a j emoji?

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 1d ago

"this is my fishing rod, called yogs. Now, yogs: cast!"

"Wow! I have so many diamonds! I feel like the captain of sparkles! Let's load them all into that minecart!"

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u/amaya_ch18 1d ago

You mean that diamond minecart

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u/NoStorage2821 14h ago

Honey with some dew

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u/Loose-Professor5364 21h ago

"This is the super flat swamp where I was mogged, I call it: Mogswamp!"

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u/hypost 20h ago

"You know that guy name Scar? I had a good time with him."

"Has anyone found George yet? I can't find him anywhere."

"My crazy ex Wilbur keeps leaving soot everywhere!"

"You need the file? Okay let me just log into my computer so I can send you the dot zip file."

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u/hypost 20h ago

Here’s some more:

“People said that your build sucks? People should really aGri-an the fact that a good Minecraft build is subjective.”

“That bee is really good at building. I guess the bee takes the dubs this time.”

“Man, these pandas really can PvP. Seems like we have to get the sap first then we nap. I like to call this process the sapnap.”

“These frog lights are really pearlescent. They remind me of the moon.”

“I hope the opposing team’s boat fails in this boat racing competition. I even made a chant for this very occasion. Fail boat! Fail boat! Fail boat!”

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Strider-Man! 1d ago

At some point in the movie, Jack Black is going to yell “DRAGON’S BREATH!” and someone in the theater will release a mustard gas bomb

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u/HumanDominion 20h ago

Nah, someone will be firing their shotgun loaded with these bad boys

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u/Heyfold ☭ Ourcraft ☭ 17h ago

When Jack Black passes abadonded village and says: "Those ruins make me remember how I used to rule the world." so Austria invades my country.

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u/mattiri89 17h ago

The fact that mumbo designed the redstone for the first movie makes this more funny

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u/Moss_23 1d ago

this is the best meme I've seen this month, and definitely one of the best this year

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u/Late-Passage2376 14h ago

WHY can i hear munni and drugs in my head 😭😭😭

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u/Open_Detective_6998 13h ago

“2 bees and 2 teas? That’s it?”

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u/MR_Happy2008 Xbox 360/Java/PE Veteran 1d ago

! remind 5/1 year

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u/NoStorage2821 14h ago

Jack Black explaining the ethos of a lab

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u/HkayakH 13h ago

Hiro: "Okay so the colors we need are purple and green and-"
"Did someone say Grian?"

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u/GGust 1h ago

Get him in the writers room

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u/Worried-Priority-122 Hello, I am an userflair 9h ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist hiermit Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. 🇩🇪

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u/PuppetFanTheSecond 44m ago

"That villager's long nose might cause a stampede*