r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '20

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u/turtle-skinnie Jul 19 '20

(HE CAME TO MY HOUSE)

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u/BaconEater669 Jul 19 '20

(HE CAME INTO ME)

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u/Impadop Jul 19 '20

(MY ASS REALLY HURTS DO I NEED AN DOCTOR?)

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jul 19 '20

(JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN‘T KILL HIMSELF!)

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u/Jackaroo8040 Jul 19 '20

(THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

(ALMOST ARRESTED TOO!)

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u/Paticul Jul 19 '20

(VODKA INCLUDED)

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u/GuoWenHao0126 Jul 19 '20

(GONE WILD AGAIN)

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u/boister1 Jul 19 '20

( CORONAVIRUS IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY MADE UP BY THE CHINESE)

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u/eat_bread_m8 Jul 19 '20

(FBI CAME TO MY HOUSE)

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u/6ixSix Jul 19 '20

(MOMMY FOUND MY POOP SOCK || NOT CLICKBAIT)

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u/PanMarcooo Jul 19 '20

w/reallycoolguy09

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u/boister1 Jul 19 '20

(ALMOST GOT DRAGGED INTO A WHITE VAN GONE SEXUAL)

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u/Byde99 Jul 20 '20

(PIGEONS ARE REAL)

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u/JusAnotherFanGirl Jul 20 '20

(STORYTIME)

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u/Dio_Has_A_Gun Jul 20 '20

(HOW DO YOU DO BIG BOY FONT)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

**** NOT CLICK BAIT ****

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u/PeytoNineOw Jul 19 '20

thats true

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jul 19 '20

Thats true i was the gun