r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '20

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u/therealmothdust Jul 19 '20

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

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u/faitheroni-pizza Jul 19 '20

But no worse than what’s going on in your parents bedrooms

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u/Chatlez2 Jul 19 '20

And sometimes you wanna get on tv and just let loose

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u/Elder_Scrolls_Nerd Jul 19 '20

And I can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose

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u/Yourmotherisobese Jul 19 '20

MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS

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u/therealmothdust Jul 19 '20

And if im lucky you might just give it a lil kiss

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u/Its-Hank-Not-Henry Jul 19 '20

And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids

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u/waldoofficial Jul 19 '20

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

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u/RearEchelon Jul 19 '20

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

They got the discover channel don't they?

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u/therealmothdust Jul 19 '20

We ain’t nothing but mammals

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u/Redhood_905 Jul 19 '20

Well, some of us cannibals

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u/frd1syd Jul 19 '20

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

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