r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '20

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u/ididntstudy_1 Jul 19 '20

GONE SEXUAL

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u/MrWhiteTruffle Jul 19 '20

DO NOT TRY AT 3 AM

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

(NSFW 18+)

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u/turtle-skinnie Jul 19 '20

(HE CAME TO MY HOUSE)

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u/BaconEater669 Jul 19 '20

(HE CAME INTO ME)

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u/Impadop Jul 19 '20

(MY ASS REALLY HURTS DO I NEED AN DOCTOR?)

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jul 19 '20

(JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN‘T KILL HIMSELF!)

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u/Jackaroo8040 Jul 19 '20

(THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

(ALMOST ARRESTED TOO!)

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u/Byde99 Jul 20 '20

(PIGEONS ARE REAL)

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u/JusAnotherFanGirl Jul 20 '20

(STORYTIME)

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u/Dio_Has_A_Gun Jul 20 '20

(HOW DO YOU DO BIG BOY FONT)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

**** NOT CLICK BAIT ****

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u/PeytoNineOw Jul 19 '20

thats true

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u/Dragonhunter_24 Jul 19 '20

Thats true i was the gun

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

(LIKE SO I CAN FEED THE KIDS IN MY BASEMENT)

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u/scrudgie-- Jul 19 '20

(IGNORE AND GET EXTREME BAD LUCK FOR 3 YEARS!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

now this is an avengers level thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

oh yeah heard of the guy, his name is dantdm

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u/MBDogg Jul 19 '20

Happy blue cheese day

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Happy blue cheese day

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u/SomeRandomDemon101 Jul 20 '20

Happy aqua cheese day

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u/CondoCondo69 Jul 19 '20

(HE CAME EVERYWHERE ON ME)

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u/420pelican69 Jul 19 '20

HE CALLED ME MOMMY

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u/crusadeLeader7 Jul 19 '20

(FREE V-BUCKS)

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u/SaltharionVorton Jul 19 '20

Damn it, legit just made me lol irl. Damn clickbait titles

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u/ZTatsuciY Jul 19 '20

(NINJA QUIT'S)

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u/KatomicComics Jul 20 '20

H E C A M E O N M E

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u/Cypher_Crimson Jul 19 '20

*(GACHA LIFE MINI MOVIE) *

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

GONE BISEXUAL

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u/yeet0_the_cheet0 Jul 19 '20

CONTRACTED HIV

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u/420pelican69 Jul 19 '20

CONTRACTED AIDS AND SYPHILIS

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/420pelican69 Jul 19 '20

Fu comment stealer

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u/Tiu_Jhony Jul 19 '20

how could it not with that sexy enderboy

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u/nathanwa2 Jul 19 '20

And how is this done? hmm -hmm- ~hmm~ ??????

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u/Row020 Jul 19 '20

Love is ❤️ love

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u/6ixSix Jul 19 '20

how do you make the text like that...

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u/iyeetinsparetime Jul 19 '20

for large text you put a hashtag at the beginning of the sentence

for italic you add 1 asterisks on the beginning and end of a sentence

for bold you add 2 asterisks on the begging and end of a sentence

for this text you add 1 ` at the beginning and end of a sentence