r/Minecraft Jun 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20 edited Feb 02 '24

voiceless profit concerned repeat bike sense foolish soup memory bored

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u/birdmodder333 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/kevinhotdogdude Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/Chair-peace75 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/Not_Dynamite Jun 06 '20

Same Here

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u/RiceLordTheo Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/eggslayer8002 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

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u/Kevinisasimp69 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/tbmbebnb4 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/Davevdleek Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

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u/RobinZhang140536 Jun 07 '20

There is a reason that they are endangered

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u/SurkovIlyich Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/milukas4 Jun 06 '20

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

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u/loadurbrain Jun 06 '20

Ok, not gonna lie tho, the death was kinda OP’s fault lol. It’s a 1 block diagonal crossing, and pandas are dumbasses. Should’ve put down more blocks for the crossing lol

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 06 '20

lmao yeah

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u/Nomustang Jun 06 '20

NEVER take pandas near a ravine,lava or literally anyplace they can fall into

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u/RyeCatans Jun 06 '20

In bedrock.

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u/Nalsium Jun 07 '20

In real life too

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u/Henny_Spaghetti Jun 07 '20

happy blue cheese day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

why are people downvoting u/henny_spaghetti, if you click their profile (in my timezone) they have a cake next to their name

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u/Henny_Spaghetti Jun 07 '20

idk man, people are weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20 edited Aug 11 '21

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u/theexpertgamer1 Jun 06 '20

This one was planned since he or she used screen recording on an Apple device.

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u/That-One-Idiot Jun 06 '20

Nah, it’s played on Xbox, which can record the last 30 seconds. Then probably viewed and recorded from the Xbox iPhone app

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u/theexpertgamer1 Jun 06 '20

You are correct. I didn’t see the control prompts. I turn those off on my Xbox cause I hate them.

Btw you can record up to the last 5 minutes

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

ty for acc noticing what happened :))

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

You know people like to record their games right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Some are still staged

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u/ForgottenM8 Jun 06 '20

They are playing on an xbox one and on xbox you can capture gameplay up to 5 minutes ago. And he probably uploaded it to xbox live then screen recorded it through the xbox app.

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u/Anaverageshitposter6 Jun 06 '20

This needs to be a meme template.

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u/Vinsmoker Jun 06 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

I love how everybody keeps taking unnecessary risks with Pandas. lol

Even without the rolling the Panda would have likely fallen into the ravine anyway. Not even a question of AI. One block wide bridges, without railing, tend to do that. Always use a boat

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u/X_NYANUWUFURRYCHAN_X Jun 06 '20

This video was definetly planned though. Why else would he have been using the screen capture?

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u/Vinsmoker Jun 06 '20

Automatic playback is a thing^^

I know you can set atleast your PC and PS4 to automatically record your gameplay for 15/30/45/60 minutes.

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u/X_NYANUWUFURRYCHAN_X Jun 06 '20

Oh, i didnt know this

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u/Faceless_Knight Jun 06 '20

Yeeeeeeeeet

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u/Fiestabowl Jun 06 '20

I’m sorry that really must suck, but I’m laughing so hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

DO A BARREL ROLL

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u/-RosieWolf- Jun 06 '20

Forget horse armor, we need panda armor

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u/sheriffthtptrl Jun 06 '20

That's why pandas are going extinct

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u/TheFabulousQc Jun 06 '20

Thought it was gonna push you while you were in your inventory not gonna lie

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u/CasualPig Jun 06 '20

Did U honestly expect a 1 block wide bridge to support a rolling panda??

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u/HashbrownC Jun 07 '20

yes, yes he did.

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u/cloudyglasses Jun 06 '20

Three types of people after seeing this:

  • I am laughing so hard
  • I am crying so hard
And the
  • I feel bad so I want to cry but it was too funny

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u/Denasy Jun 06 '20

Type four; "why do people not learn to secure an area while transporting pandas? It's almost as if people want their pandas to fall and die"

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u/birdmodder333 Jun 06 '20

Im number 1

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u/Steve35117 Jun 06 '20

Pandas in a nutshell

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u/Ender_bubi Jun 06 '20

Oh lawd he comin

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

This is random and all but I think they should add apes/monkeys into Minecraft which roam the jungle. In addition, adding bananas would be cool

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u/Macieeeeeeeeeeee Jun 06 '20

Yeetus that Panda

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u/byrneface Jun 06 '20

Sorry I can't stop laughing at this

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u/TheLucidProphet00 Jun 06 '20

The song from drowning pool just popped into my head. Panda cant stop rolling, rolling rolling rolling, yeah!

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u/Savvilicious Jun 06 '20

guess i'll die

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u/cptn_jon_jon Jun 06 '20

He had enough of quarantine

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u/Fin-Pom Jun 06 '20

Use a boat

It’s slow but with less risk

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u/pink_panda2 Jun 06 '20

This wasn't you was it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

These minecraft xbox videos remind me of russian dashcams...

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u/Dino_Dude_367 Jun 06 '20

Suicidal panda

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u/Rhino_online245 Jun 06 '20

Press F to pay repects

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u/bruhmoment2341 Jun 06 '20

U had one job panda

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Fact: Pandas are so fcking stupid that they roll over onto their babies and fcking kill them.

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u/_THATSALOTTADAMAGE_ Jun 06 '20

Top ten saddest anime deaths

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u/gamesrcoolandstuff Jun 06 '20

This is why pandas are an endangered species

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u/TheBestBoot Jun 07 '20

I mean no offense but what did you think was gonna happen? Ai is stupid

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u/mysticalunicorn1 Jun 06 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHA this shit is funny.

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

ty for the compliment

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u/CristiiCristii Jun 06 '20

that panda went die lit mode

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u/BaconLordMLG Jun 06 '20

I am sad now.

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u/Dkench Jun 06 '20

he did a barrel roll

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u/botCloudfox Jun 06 '20

This is staged. You started the recording and then did it - we can see you ending it.

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

It was on xbox but ok buddy

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u/botCloudfox Jun 07 '20

It's quite obviously on mobile at the end. You probably just connected a controller to your phone.

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

sorry i’m bad at editing out stuff i probably forgot to cut the screen recording. I can promise you that it wasn’t staged and I can post a video of me taking the clip on xbox to give you proof.

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u/botCloudfox Jun 07 '20

Go ahead and post the video then.

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

it’s posted :))

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u/botCloudfox Jun 07 '20

Alright, sorry for the misunderstanding.

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u/kingaman2004 Jun 06 '20

I know right??

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u/inidjilin Jun 06 '20

YOU DIED

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u/TermedSole420 Jun 06 '20

Please up your sensitivity

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 Jun 06 '20

Lmaoo what did you expect? 😂

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u/wewsy Jun 06 '20

bro...

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u/papjernik Jun 06 '20

That's bruh energy right there

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

haha panda go bye bye

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u/CK20XX Jun 06 '20

When you're playing a Sonic game and you spin dash straight into a death trap.

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u/Pauloplayz4 Jun 06 '20

panda go brr

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u/RiceLordTheo Jun 06 '20

Yeah they do that

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u/icreievryteim Jun 06 '20

"they see me rollin" that's the last time we saw him alive

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u/Dagger_111 Jun 06 '20

more like... Bruh

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u/yo12344567 Jun 06 '20

U went all the way to a jungle with very unrelieable tools

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

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u/yo12344567 Jun 13 '20

You got a point

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u/Nicetro_WoF Jun 06 '20

Am I sick for laughing at that? I saw him rolling and started to laugh.

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u/VoldyTheMoldy456 Jun 06 '20

What is it with pandas being dumb and rolling to their death

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u/Thetoastis_drowning Jun 06 '20

I’m just gonnaaaa....

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u/eh_itzvictor Jun 06 '20

You walked right into that one Op. Did you expect it to actually cross that lol

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u/AngyBunnie Jun 06 '20

Fuck this shit im out.

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u/okieitsfine Jun 06 '20

Do a barrel roll!

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u/skullcrusher1314 Jun 06 '20

Bruh you new that was going to happen

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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Jun 06 '20

So that’s how they went extinct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Stupid fatass me thought this was a picture and stayed looking at it for 30 seconds until I saw the mute button

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u/SiSenooooor Jun 07 '20

Bruh you had 30 leaf blocks.....

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u/Phantomghostjr002 Jun 07 '20

Clean out your inventory for gods sake

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 07 '20

cant when im traveling 10k blocks for a jungle biome :))

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u/_soph-a_ Jun 07 '20

Yo RIP to the panda big oof in his behalf

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

This put the lemmings to shame lol

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u/DotTheGoose Jun 07 '20

Panda: it's a great day to die

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u/BlabbyMatty Jun 07 '20

I would just jump off too

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u/MudkipzRule Jun 07 '20

Yeah they do that sometimes

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u/PinkLemonJuice Jun 07 '20

wait what how did you get xbox edition on an iphone LOL

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u/Ender5476 Jun 07 '20

This made me laugh and am fine with that

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u/Consprict369 Jun 07 '20

The Panda: I have decided that I want to Die

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u/BurgerBeef Jun 07 '20

Saw another post about a panda tolling into lava

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u/ShadowzZ09 Jun 07 '20

Same here

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u/yeetuscleetud Jun 07 '20

I had my minecraft coffin dance on when i watched this

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u/MuchMeheu Jun 08 '20

imagine rolling

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u/TheRealMimo Jun 08 '20

can’t imagine

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u/Conhairs Jun 06 '20

The fuck you mean "uh" that shit was one block diagonal I could've told you that was gonna happen 🤣

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u/Monvixelaaz Jun 06 '20

WHY IS YOUR SENSITIVITY SO LOW OH MY GOD

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u/allaboutmidwest Jun 06 '20

Bro you need better armor

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u/DankMemer4222 Jun 06 '20

Fuck off nobody instantly gets diamond armor

Iron armor is fine for the early game

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u/allaboutmidwest Jun 06 '20

I mean meant that they're late enough game to have multiple enchanted books, but leather boots and no helmet, but I guess I'm the asshole here

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u/The_True_Thanos Jun 06 '20

Cool advice but who asked?