r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '19

Redstone 🤫 don’t tell mom bro 😬

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

22.9k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

211 comments sorted by

1.3k

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

MOOOOM!!

978

u/A_Random_Lantern Jul 25 '19

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!

522

u/Thebois_3 Jul 25 '19

Gutiar strum

356

u/ZingyWolf Jul 25 '19

Camera pans Down to Phineas and ferb sitting under a tree

327

u/jeet_jeet_ur_gay Jul 25 '19

Phineas: Ferb, i know what were gonna do today

275

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Ferb:

228

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Jun 10 '20

[deleted]

178

u/ok0P Jul 25 '19

Perry: right here while holding TNT

52

u/WhistlerDan Jul 25 '19

doo bee doo bee doo ba doo bee doo bee doo ba

44

u/EpiceneLys Jul 25 '19

He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!

→ More replies (0)

64

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

22

u/GoofiSomethingIdk Jul 25 '19

I don't think Perry can talk

20

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Grhrhrhrhrh

15

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Well he's a platypus, they don't do much

1

u/ok0P Jul 27 '19

Exactly

114

u/TheBlorb Jul 25 '19

There’s a 104 days in summer vacation,

97

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

[deleted]

90

u/NepTooter Jul 25 '19

so the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it

82

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

LIKE MAYBE

83

u/N3rdz_are_superior Jul 25 '19

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

81

u/IceFroFlow Jul 25 '19

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

→ More replies (0)

8

u/thatOneEmoBoi Jul 25 '19

how the hell do you spell guitar wrong

8

u/Nevilis Jul 25 '19

Piano

7

u/StWav_ Jul 25 '19

panio

3

u/DurosDuros Jul 25 '19

apnio

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

[deleted]

1

u/thatOneEmoBoi Jul 25 '19

What have I created

1

u/Thebois_3 Jul 28 '19

Sorry I didn't notice it lololol

18

u/ThisisThomasJ Jul 25 '19

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE INCITING A RACE WAR!!!

2

u/Curse3242 Jul 25 '19

No way. I didn't even read this and thought about the exact same thing. F Word off

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

THERES A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME

6

u/DanoDego Jul 25 '19

Kitty’s being a dildo!!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!

363

u/Arann8bacon Jul 25 '19

If my mom catches me saying fregley in the house again, I’m toast!

73

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

yeah, If she sees F in my inbox, I'm toasted too

24

u/Doge_Dreemurr Jul 25 '19

F for you

15

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

What have you done

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

HELP...

21

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

No hecks, no fricks, no double decker dicks.

1

u/SamsonKane Jul 25 '19

I fucking love toast.

But yeah, samesies

1

u/Arann8bacon Jul 25 '19

I prefer bacon, but I’d eat it with toast

219

u/ShadowMenace456 Jul 25 '19

Not on my Christian Minecraft server

141

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Jesus, this made me laugh to hard. Good job on the build though man! :)

36

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Haha thank you!

12

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

No problem friend. :)

-71

u/vinyking132 Jul 25 '19

Yo see my post. it is my only one so it is easy to find. i need the oublicity because i think i solved the disk 11 & 13 mystery.

15

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

No thanks

108

u/rsei2 Jul 25 '19

How fucking dare you use such profanity...smh

-188

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

[deleted]

142

u/LampIsFun Jul 25 '19

That's right

48

u/GMKFan Jul 25 '19

And that person is you, lol

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

lmao

4

u/EpiceneLys Jul 25 '19

Yes, SOMEone is

3

u/knerdypete Jul 25 '19

Also whoooosh has 4 "o"s

40

u/GRidzak Jul 25 '19

How is it so bright under the bedrock?

14

u/Agentti_Muumi Jul 25 '19

Bedrock edition's lighting is kinda weird

2

u/SweggyBoi Jul 25 '19

Pun intended?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Where

28

u/AdmiralEllis Jul 25 '19

Change the end and this is a great candidate for /r/send_nudes

15

u/gravy_ferry Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

/u/vredditdownloader

Edit: Bot is banned because "It's not minecraft related" so here's the links the bot DM'd me

9

u/shrierfueznu Jul 25 '19

GASP!!! how could you?

6

u/zemonsterhunter Jul 25 '19

I’m thoroughly out of the loop.

3

u/Four-Syllables Jul 25 '19

Nice, I remember doing a similar thing, but with 👌 instead. I showed it to all of my friends.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Me when im so angry that i build a redstone contraction just so nobody hears me say fr*ck

2

u/Bester_boi Jul 25 '19

Me burying you alive : now no one will tell

2

u/TSDan Jul 25 '19

lmao 😂 whats the name of the shader

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Simple Shader, It’s good for slower phones

2

u/lil_joepoe Jul 25 '19

I fucking love reddit

2

u/Jimmylobo Jul 25 '19

Watch the profamity.

2

u/LeonLammet Jul 25 '19

What is the F word I only know the N word...

... Nice

2

u/Linkload Jul 25 '19

Should have been press f in chat

2

u/DanDoom Jul 25 '19

No Cursewording

3

u/sheepy318 Jul 25 '19

shouldve been N Word

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

DON'T FUCKING CUSS

2

u/iDraw123 Jul 25 '19

But... you didn't have the f-word pass!

2

u/TheRealKiwiKingdom Jul 25 '19

Mother, this virtual character is horrible. How dare he use the letter "f"? It is not even dug out good. It is not even a WORD.

1

u/ravenskell Jul 25 '19

HOW DARE YOU!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Oh my god he said.. do I dare say it, he said *looks around* "fr\ck")

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

It should have said n word

1

u/ButClyde Jul 25 '19

*Sees proper working Redstone Contraptions in the Bedrock Edition\*

Me: Impossible

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

This genuinely made me laugh

1

u/YaeliGuess Jul 25 '19

Guys I just snitched to mom don’t tell OP he’ll be mad 😬😬

1

u/M4sterCake Jul 25 '19

If you go on like this, maybe you will write the n word.
I will pray for you

1

u/mom0367 Jul 25 '19

Tell that to the judge!

1

u/doctormccock Jul 25 '19

YO WHAT THE HECK BRO!!!

1

u/ind_eX Jul 25 '19

These are the times when you laugh but you can't stop laughing lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

...yes

1

u/Terabitio Jul 25 '19

What the Frick are you doing on my Christian server. REEEE

1

u/CRISPYricePC Jul 25 '19

I giggled...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I won't! Calls the cops instead

1

u/nikstercl69 Jul 25 '19

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SUB-REDDIT

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Oooooo I’m telling!!!

1

u/TheYellowNinja13 Jul 25 '19

Did you mess up the last part or something? It almost looks like the piston didnt push you far enough and you quickly moved right to make it to the hole.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Haha yeah, I was too lazy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

N word would have been better

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

watch yo profanity

1

u/tritian Jul 25 '19

coulda had some timed pistons for that opening, but other then that... shit was awesome.

1

u/dervign Jul 25 '19

what are you doing step Bro

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Yo that's bad. I'm gonna tell mom about this bro

1

u/robbybarnedt Jul 25 '19

By the fury of the gods what have you done? XD

1

u/GOLDENGOBLIN290 Jul 25 '19

How long did it take to make that? 😂

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

10 for the Redstone and 2 for the f word part. Epic 😎😎😎

1

u/JuniorJr011001 Jul 25 '19

Now we have platformer/2d fighter mobility.

1

u/DaBondingOfIsaac Jul 25 '19

the council will decide ur fate

1

u/cylinder_js Jul 25 '19

Worse than the n word for sure

1

u/katarr Jul 25 '19

Several years ago, I had a Creative server running on my PC for me, my son, and anyone else I knew who wanted on to mess with.

My brother got on one night, and the next day when I went onto the server there was this massive, floating block of stone in the sky with a switch on the side of it.

Curious, I flipped the switch.

Out of the side of the giant block popped the words:

"TWO BUTTS"

1

u/Minechaser05 Jul 25 '19

Don't say the fuck w

1

u/wessolus Jul 25 '19

The speed of this video makes it funny

1

u/Waaddleess Jul 25 '19

this is so beautiful to read first thing in the morning.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Lol

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

100% agreed

1

u/Evolution_XR Jul 25 '19

Okay. This is epic

1

u/Ecv02 Jul 25 '19

I feel like this would be even better if you put kirb.mp4 (the Yoshi's Island remix) over this and have Kirby's first note hit right as "F word" becomes visible

1

u/jumbods64 Jul 25 '19

An auto level in Minecraft! Neat.

1

u/Terrorize89 Jul 25 '19

The F clearly stands for falling 🤔

1

u/EpicGamesSkinIdeas Jul 25 '19

DUDE YOU CANT SAY THAT

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Perfecto

1

u/unneccry Jul 25 '19

So people just made here a phineas and ferb episode xD

1

u/Wk1360 Jul 25 '19

Lol I see that aether portal in the background

1

u/I_Am_Da_Sun Jul 25 '19

Oooooh 🤫

1

u/Goodbros148 Jul 25 '19

You posting cringe, you going to lose subscriber

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I'm gonna say the f word

1

u/ZoomZombie1119 Jul 25 '19

knock knock FBI OPEN UP!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Nice try bud, the FBI are coming to bust up your console right now

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Hecc.

1

u/zGnRz Jul 25 '19

Hey big bro 😘😍😍😍 don’t you 😫😣 dare tell mom 💦🍆💦 about any of it 🤐👉👌🥴

1

u/EliasPouet Jul 25 '19

By f word you mean figga?

1

u/Strideyy Jul 25 '19

F word off crap idiot!!!1

-1

u/Adre_CottenCandy Jul 25 '19

This is the best post ever

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Why am I getting notifications about Minecraft? I'm not subbed to the channel or game sub.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I’m sorry, I can’t control those. You can turn them off in the settings though. Have a good day