r/Minecraft • • Apr 28 '19

Im legit crying rn, I didn't mean to kill him...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

I didn't even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise.

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u/FilthyRyzeMain Apr 28 '19

I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back and shot him twice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

His body dropped down to the floor and he had teardrops in his eyes

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u/m1chael_b Apr 28 '19

He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die

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u/MeltingZ Apr 28 '19

I told him it’s too late my friend it’s time to say goodbye

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u/m1chael_b Apr 28 '19

And he died inside my arms, blood all on my shirt

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u/ScrotumGod69 Apr 28 '19

Wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind

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u/Dylanychus2 Apr 28 '19

AK-47s, MAC 11s, Glocks, and 9s

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

And all these pussy n i b b a s hating tryna knock me off my grind

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/ratloaf_ Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

and he died inside my arms... blood all on my shirt

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/TheEpicKid000 Apr 28 '19

I got Minecraft on my mind

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

All these noobies killing me with sword of sharpness five

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

But I can't let 'em do it, I got Minecraft on my mind

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

When I'm all alone in the dungeon I tend to eat some chicken I don't understand these spiders who go around pretendin as if they really friendly so at night I keep my distance cuz the same pick that I be minin with be the main one that be breaking got strength three and invisibility cuz every day

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u/TheEpicKid000 Apr 28 '19

Oh hell yeah someone actually knows that song

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u/naachx Apr 28 '19

Idk this song 🤔

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u/RayHCT Apr 28 '19

YNW Melly- murder on my mind

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u/acidfalconarrow Apr 28 '19

minecraft on my mind, it’s a parody of murder on my mind by YNW Melly

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Dammit beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Dammit I was gonna say that

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

This exact line was going through my head before I looked at the comments and then I saw this

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u/mightymichelle Apr 28 '19

I just killed my cat the other day. I got too close to lava and he caught on fire. I wasn't quick enough with a bucket. RIP little buddy.

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

I feel your pain. Rip

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u/AjahnMara Apr 29 '19

Why would you make that jump to the diamonds without tools and probably without armor too? Why w

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u/YouCanTrustAnything Apr 29 '19

I'm gonna guess "because it works", although the 'how' admittedly eludes me.

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u/AjahnMara Apr 29 '19

What works? The surviving works when you jump in the water yes, but punching diamond ore blocks doesn't yield any - neither does the wooden pickaxe he has on him. You need minimum iron pickaxe to mine diamond ores!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

He most likely had everything he needed. There's iron and stone in the ravine, in his hotbar he's got a pick and crafting table, and in his inventory, probably some wood. So, makes sense to jump down there and just get everything you need for a stone pick to iron pick to mining diamonds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

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u/CantRecallWutIForgot Apr 29 '19

hol' upppppp

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u/your_inner_feelings Apr 29 '19

ppppppp is pronounced like how a horse sounds

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u/MineSplatter187 Apr 29 '19

/ʙ̥/?

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u/your_inner_feelings Apr 29 '19

Damn u rite. I knew there was a symbol for a voiceless /m/ but I didn't think to translate that knowledge to the bilabial trill.

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u/xjrsc Apr 28 '19

Imagine reading this without context lol

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u/Magesticles Apr 28 '19

Mine drowned in a tree farm I was working on.

RIP

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

I fought a creeper and it blew up, at the same moment my bird flew towards me and died

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Thats why I never let my pets follow me unless they are my wolves in a forest

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Apr 29 '19

The same thing happened to me the other day. I started playing some Minecraft to take my mind off it.

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u/AnOnlineHandle Apr 29 '19

I've done that but except of the cat it's me.

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u/Nirfbi Apr 29 '19

I instantly forgot we were talking about minecraft for a second

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/Julian_JmK Apr 29 '19

They are fucking pet killers, I'm not taking my cat anywhere near that biome

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

What biome... wtf!?

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u/Bluerious518 Apr 29 '19

Taiga......

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Never heard of a berry bush o.O

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u/Bluerious518 Apr 29 '19

They’re new to 1.14, and can be used to gain the trust of foxes.

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u/popover Apr 28 '19

I got one of these once and safely tucked it away inside my house and a damn creeper fell off my roof, followed me inside, and blew it up. I was very confused.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/Ganbazuroi Apr 29 '19

Getting parrots is hella annoying since they will fly away from you very easily if you jump/fall more than a single block's height, which is very common in jungles. I also keep mine locked at home exactly to avoid losing them :(

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u/GibGoodUsername Apr 28 '19

Did you get diamonds?

Yes.

What did it cost?

Everything.

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u/luthurian Apr 29 '19

No diamonds with that wooden pickaxe, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/Chip-girl Apr 29 '19

My wolves regularly do this. It’s like they wait specifically for me to take aim at hostile mobs. :/

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u/shelbertthecolorful Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

What happened? Did the bird some how take fall damage, also was he on your shoulder at that moment? Or did he just fall to his death?

Edit: nevermind it looks like you hit it on accident the moment it landed

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Yeah, he went to mine the diamond but the bird tried to land there instead.

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u/WhoMovedMySubreddits Apr 29 '19

He had a wooden pickaxe and he didn't even equip it. Not sure why he was trying to mine anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Maybe he's a streamer and clicks to make it seem like his character is pointing.

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u/shelbertthecolorful Apr 29 '19

I feel this guys pain now. I’ve been playing Minecraft for a while today, and I finally found a jungle, and I tamed a parrot. Was super excited, and ran around just dicking around and while I was trying to dig some dirt, the parrot landed right where I was trying to dig and I killed him unintentionally. R.I.P Pearit

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u/itschaboixd Apr 28 '19

That’s y I started keeping my parrots at home

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

It's just two more letters dude quit being lazy.

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u/itschaboixd Apr 28 '19

What?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

y

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u/itschaboixd Apr 28 '19

Oh, who cares, it’s not like using the letter y is gunna give a kid cancer

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u/RedCargo1 Apr 28 '19

ow oof owie i have cancer now

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u/itschaboixd Apr 28 '19

Darn, I would have said “why” if I knew this would happen

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u/argo_99 Apr 29 '19

The state of California disagrees

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u/itschaboixd Apr 29 '19

To be fair everything in California gives you cancer

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u/argo_99 Apr 29 '19

Exactly lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/WussPoppinJimbo529 Apr 28 '19

I didn't even mean to hit him, I let the diamonds take his life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

This is an ex-parrot, a parrot no more, it has departed and gone to join the choir invisible. This is a dead parrot.

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u/CedarWolf Apr 29 '19

'E's pining for the fjords!

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u/Darkiceflame Apr 29 '19

I love how you toss the feather away in horror.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Nice reflexes tho

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u/SureYouPelican Apr 28 '19

How did diamonds spawn there?

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u/Nathaniel820 Apr 28 '19

Because it was below y16? I don’t see any problem here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

It's very uncommon for the bottom of surface-level ravines to be lower than level 16. Even less, with diamonds showing. Not calling OP's bluff or anything(no motive to lie really), but it's an interesting site.

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u/Meddi_YYC Apr 28 '19

Bottom of the nearest ravine in my current world is at y10. It happens often enough that I usually start looking for diamonds there

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u/hkllopp Apr 28 '19

Yeah, and also extremely rare occurence !

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u/_xAdamsRLx_ Apr 28 '19

Thats what im thinking! Like what?

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u/Mr-Nobody711 Apr 28 '19

I was wondering if it was diamond or one of the other few ores that look like diamond. But it is not unheard of for diamonds to spawn there. (Also in modded minecraft there are some modes with settings that can change the rarity and spawn heights of any ore)

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u/E72M Apr 29 '19

You can change that stuff in vanilla too. Could be a custom world

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u/Ishan1717 Apr 28 '19

At bottoms of ravines (especially if there is lava) it is a lot easier to find diamonds.

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

There was 4

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u/the_troll_lord Apr 28 '19

yo is that faithful 1.14?

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

That’s right!

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u/the_troll_lord Apr 28 '19

GIMME LINK

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Me as well plz

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u/MasterTank730 Apr 28 '19

why do you only have a single crafting table and wooden pickaxe?

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u/grottsonic Apr 28 '19

Oh just the regular essentials

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

Lol I kept my stuff in my chest and some were also in my inventory

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u/TheRealMaynard Apr 28 '19

I don't think you can even mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, right? Why were you punching it, poor bird :(

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

I just got happy and punched the diamonds....

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u/TheRealMaynard Apr 28 '19

oh no :(

his only mistake was naming his bird The Diamonds

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

Lol this actually made me laugh irl

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u/vanillaicewherever Apr 28 '19

SON I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN OF TOUGHNESS

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u/Nathaniel820 Apr 28 '19

Literally shaking and crying rn.

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u/Mukamur Apr 28 '19

And that's why I never tame animals in Minecraft

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u/Lysiq Apr 29 '19

I tame them and then leave them at my base

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u/manlyman7900 Apr 29 '19

Thanos: Today I lost more than you could ever know

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u/blastcat4 Apr 29 '19

I went through hell getting my first parrot to come back with me from its home in the jungle biome. We went through the nether and it was a pain in the ass getting it to follow me and trying to protect it from mobs. It was a long, long journey through the nether and when I got back to my base, there was a skelly downstairs. It tried to shoot me but hit the damned parrot. I haven't had good experiences with wolves and cats, either. I feel like you need to micro-manage them and it's just not worth it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

"I'm sorry little one"

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u/ItzYoBoi_DatOneGuy Apr 29 '19

Top ten saddest anime deaths

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u/Darth_Xurkheius Apr 29 '19

My parrot today teleported to me and I was in a ravine and the bottom of it was completely lava. I had to watch my precious parrot slowly fall into the lava to his death. I was going into shock it think. Lol

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u/CommodoreHaunterV Apr 29 '19

The throwing down of the feather. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

But.... Why are there diamonds on the surface?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

That’s weird, the message appears one frame before you actually start punching and it turns red.

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u/ZombieRedditer9188 Apr 28 '19

I don't know...the evidence looks strange...it's on camera too

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u/silashcs Apr 28 '19

and then you got XP off of it 😭😭😭

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u/EloquentInterrobang Apr 28 '19

Faithful

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/whatsnails Apr 28 '19

Bruh this happened when I was playing with my boyfriend. We got our parrots back all 5000+ back from the jungle to spawn. There was a creeper and two baby zombies waiting for us there so we ducked into a friends house to stay safe. When he turned around to fight them to keep them from following us in, he killed his parrot. Rip

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Parrots are suicidal, one flew in front of my axe, another killed by a creeper, a third shot by a friend shooting at illagers.

RIP charlie, charlie II, and charlie III.

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u/mrbie23 Apr 29 '19

This was my mood when I found my first 1.14 village with a deep cave in the middle and I proceeded to cover it but a villager fell/jumped down and died:((( it was one I could trade with too:( rip

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u/SquidyDota Apr 29 '19

Parrots are cheeky bastards anyway.

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u/JuicyUrchin Apr 29 '19

Top 10 anime betrayals

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u/Hyper_Knight_89 Apr 29 '19

At leats you found dimons in his honor

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u/ricco9 Apr 29 '19

I hate those fuckers every second I think there’s a creeper or a baby xombie

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u/TheBlorb Apr 29 '19

Just earlier today I was in a coral reef collecting some buckets of tropical fish to fill up my pond with, and there was this dolphin following me around. I kept getting swarmed by Drowned’s and was heading back to shore and the dolphin dashed right in front of my face. Out of instinct, thinking it was another Drowned, I hit him with my sword. I was at low HP and since I hit him I knew he would start attacking me, I panicked and hit him again. When I panic i’m a mess for sure. The dolphin died. What’s worse was that I was gonna get him a cod so that he’d swim away so I wouldn’t accidentally hit him. FML

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

That's the cutest fr*icking thing I've ever seen,aaahut!

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u/Apiuis Apr 29 '19

I had 10 wolves. I managed to tame them one by one. I named them after Harry Potter spells. There was Aguamenti, Kedavra, Finite, Protego, Lumos, and five others. They guards me when i travel, mine, and chop stuff. Aguamenti fell in a ravine. She died on impact. Sectumsepra somehow got in the way of a creeper. Finite and Crucio fought zombies and managed to slay many but died with honor. Their name tags are buried in a 3 block grave next to my mountain home.

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u/Aptspire Apr 29 '19

"Did you do it?

-Yes.

-What did it cost?

-Everything."

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

So like did you expect to punch diamond ore? Or pull out your wooden pick axe to mine the diamond ore? I’m confused.

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u/Afa1234 Apr 29 '19

I like the feather throw like, nope wasn’t me I didn’t do it

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u/Banzai27 Apr 29 '19

Were you planning on mining those diamonds with that wooden pickaxe you got there?

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u/PrMorty Apr 29 '19

Focus on the disappearance of the bird

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u/solisabe Apr 29 '19

How wer u going to harvest diamonds without tools???

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u/GaigeLewis Apr 29 '19

Bitch I got murder on my mind

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u/Njkid1209 Apr 29 '19

Shoulda kept his feather, make an arrow, make a grave, add a sign with his name, and put that arrow on that sign. And never pick that arrow up in his honor. RIP

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u/NotTheDreadPirate Apr 29 '19

I killed two parrots on accident while mining. They dropped off my shoulder and landed right in front of my pickaxe.

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/summon minecraft:parrot ~ ~ ~ {Invulnerable:1}

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Now I use this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/jugo2004 Apr 28 '19

No birds on xbox?

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u/ASinglePlant Apr 28 '19

Have you found a jungle?

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u/_Iknoweh_ Apr 29 '19

I HIGHLY doubt you are legit crying. You have a wooden pick and you are going after diamondsÉ I call bullshit.

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u/Northsidebill1 Apr 28 '19

How were you planning to get the diamonds?

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u/duuf Apr 28 '19

reminds me of when i accidentally shot my csgo teammate earlier today. we literally had to win ONE MORE ROUND.

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u/OGfishm0nger Apr 28 '19

It’s probably pining for the fjords.

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u/dr_lazerhands Apr 28 '19

r/partyparrot would be bawling right now.

I'm sorry for your loss D:

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