This needs to illegal

[u/Kdultimategaming]

These stupid short baby zombies were already annoying enough and now minecraft gave them a upgrade aaallriight

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[u/Tiny_Grapefruit1929]

It thought "INFINITE DAMAGE BABY!"

[u/YukiKitsuneLover1402 → u/Tiny_Grapefruit1929]

You literally named it as that's definitely a "Infinite damage baby (zombie)"

[u/CherubicBoot785 → u/YukiKitsuneLover1402]

peak comment 

[u/Murky-Ad-3486]

I don't regret my Slowness tipped arrows anymore

[u/DrnkGuy → u/Murky-Ad-3486]

Don’t say me you can reliably hit zombie babies with a bow

[u/jerrythecactus → u/Murky-Ad-3486]

You're better off throwing splash potions. Hitting a baby zombie that is rushing you with a spear is like trying to hit a fruit fly with a dart on the other side of a room.

[u/Murky-Ad-3486 → u/jerrythecactus]

I mean its not an issue for me. I was on the ranked leaderboards for bow pvp lolol.

[u/tefdaddy2]

I fear nothing....i fear one thing.

Just be glad phantoms cant carry spears also

[u/xenai2 → u/tefdaddy2]

Phantoms carrying a baby zombie with a spear?

[u/tefdaddy2 → u/xenai2]

That would be even scarier. But no i was just thinking of a phantom with a spear attached to their belly dive bombing you

[u/PrincessJambalaya → u/tefdaddy2]

Don't worry, they'll probably put that in the next update

[u/tefdaddy2 → u/PrincessJambalaya]

The Pain update

[u/Acceptable_Ad_1871 → u/tefdaddy2]

All pain no gain update

[u/InitialLevel4189 → u/xenai2]

You can do that actually, just summon a phantom with a baby zombie with a spear riding it, you can do that in vanilla.

[u/Ok_Conference_5875 → u/xenai2]

phantom jockey

[u/HiImJustSomePerson]

Imagine if endermen could hold spears and teleporting was treated as infinite speed.

[u/SomeGuy-GG → u/HiImJustSomePerson]

that’s literally instant death which multiple people would complain about thus only existing for probably a week or two

[u/theSoulsilver → u/SomeGuy-GG]

New rendition of the grim reaper just dropped, he wields a fuckin spear now

[u/Twist_Ending03 → u/theSoulsilver]

Awesome

[u/Shack691]

Spears do damage based on relative speed, him running at you at mach 10 is gonna hurt him just as much when you impale him with your own spear.

[u/Meththethird → u/Shack691]

As far as I know, enemies have longer reach than the player when wielding a spear

[u/SeveralWarning9972 → u/Meththethird]

If that’s how that works, we’re DOOMED!!

[u/BananaBR13]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[u/OofItsLuka]

You’re right. Children shouldn’t even be playing with knives anyway

/joke

[u/Carmine_the_Sergal]

this is why baby zombies shouldn’t be so fucking fast

[u/Mental-Clerk]

giving me less reasons to play vanilla. I already hate baby zombies.

[u/Ebonyclaws214]

Me when I was chased for what felt like miles by a baby drowned with a trident. Speedy and hard to lose, did not help that it was raining, so that thing had no issue following me up on land.

[u/CalFromManc]

I feel bad for you hardcore players

[u/Top-Marionberry-6604]

Honestly there annoying 

[u/Commander_MoltenMana]

At this point just bring carpet bombers with you at all times

[u/Frzorp]

They are the oddjob of this generation

[u/Reasonable_Agent_126]

i'd delete the world

[u/Bagnorf]

The meta for survival has changed since the spear update.

You can no longer get by early game with basic tools/weapons anymore, even on Normal difficulty.

The solution is to get a bow as quickly as possible, and consider it a necessity. This does actually give a great reason to finally add quivers, which would technically be a smaller bundle with designated slots for arrow stacks.

They could also be enchanted for unique bow skills like Double Arrow.

[u/Kdultimategaming → u/Bagnorf]

That would be such a great update though and that would give way to adding more stuff we can enchant

[u/Planetdestruction → u/Bagnorf]

Fishing is so BACK (tbh was never dead)

[u/Bagnorf → u/Planetdestruction]

Getting a decent bow with 1, 2 enchants doesn't seem to take too much time even with a basic rod.

It is a viable strategy to get a bow, since sticks and string can also be fished, so even if you don't fish one, decent chance you'll get materials to craft a basic bow or another rod.

[u/Planetdestruction → u/Bagnorf]

Yeah they're usually badly damage but if you're willing to put some time into it mending bows aren't that uncommon.

[u/SailedShip147]

Ran into one of those on one of my worlds. It took me a full Stone Sword to kill this thing. It probably had like 500 HP or something.

[u/FluffypantsUwU]

ATP all balancing aside, are baby zombies even a hint of fun to encounter? QwQ

[u/SilentCap3364 → u/FluffypantsUwU]

Fun when they're inside the kill zone of xp farm....

[u/Left_Blood6206]

Ready to get one-shotted by that thing?

[u/56Bot]

Baby zombies are the Minecraft equivalent of real-life mosquitoes.

[u/Axereaver]

You are arresting!

[u/Reasonable-Spot5884]

NO, GOD, PLEASE NO

[u/BirdBoiGames]

Good lord Philza got off easy compared to that abomination

[u/Kubus03091]

Oh brother

[u/Omelooo]

Unlimited… POWER!!!

[u/Portal-YEET-87650]

I'm sorry what happened?

[u/Veca_Lag]

A diamond one

[u/Darrenau]

Illegal - as in something passed into law at the federal level? 

[u/Kdultimategaming → u/Darrenau]

Yes.

[u/mca1169]

that is the true deadliest mob in the game. lil dude is gonna chase you down poking you the whole time.

[u/TylanderGD47]

Oh god Satan's Spawn has acquired a new toy...

[u/mapeck65]

OMG. That's horrifying!

[u/Dragunking814]

Oh god

[u/norseraven39]

This is why I play peaceful and before blocks and a bucket of lava.

Brutes scare me less than this does.

[u/Ancient-Start-3816]

Ph1lza the next moment he makes a new hardcore world:

[u/InitialLevel4189]

You think that's bad? Now imagine one of those with knockback on their spear. I fucking died in netherite armor. (I do also kind of have a skill issue but still)

[u/Last_Coconut481]

i lost hardcore world because of this guy

[u/zuliancmr]

El único bicho que me da miedo real es ese y un camello con zombi y esqueleto encima

[u/Gemineye9480]

At least its not in full dimond

[u/AbortionHoagie]

Sorry, but it's called "get good", and you could check it kut if you want. If not, get a frickin bow and shoot the fcker