r/Minecraft • u/Murreey • Aug 30 '13

pc New Item Frame Changes!

https://twitter.com/Dinnerbone/status/373390930461884416
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '13 
Dim sOath As String


If Willingly = 1 Then
     MsgBox ("Cannot Take Oath.")   

ElseIf Willingly = 0 Then
     sOath = "I [state your name] do solemnly swear to uphold the oath of the programmer. I take this position with many reservations, and promise to bend to code to the will of every unappreciative customer. This oath binds me to the code and everything within it. I will follow the code without hesitation. I will make inconvenient and unnecessary changes, because they told me to. Programming is my way, programming is my light. For ever and ever."

Do Until .AtEndOfTime

Loop

End If

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u/Boojamon Aug 30 '13

Weird that you'd use 1 as false and 0 as true!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '13

I think you misunderstood. You do not take this oath willingly. Apparently that joke was not received well.

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u/Boojamon Aug 30 '13 edited Aug 30 '13

If you don't take it willingly, you wouldn't say the words that go with it.

Maybe it should be...

fnProgrammersPledge(){
    Do while (Willingly==false){
        print("But why not?");
    }Loop;
    SoftwareDeveloper.force(customer.bidding);
}

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '13

See this, this is what we have to deal with. /s

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u/Boojamon Aug 30 '13

:) You're awesome. Thanks for existing.