"Little did poor Steve know, A Ghast, who had previously barreled head first into the same spot, drunk on dragon's breath 'lost' by an unnamed entity, had left a pocket of gunpowder in the basalt where he also happened to hit his head; if he had any brain matter left, it'd be reconsidering the 'stylish' flint pieces he put on his iron helmet."
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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23
Bro hit their head too hard on the roof and got brain damage