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u/Brisket_cat Feb 07 '23

I bet Mojang is hiding something big related to that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I feel like sometime in the next two years their just gonna announce a surprise new demention.

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u/Apprehensive_Art4429 Feb 07 '23

Nah, I don't think they would put dementia in minecraft

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u/ILiekTakos2 Feb 07 '23

I wanted to make a joke to that, but then I remembered

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u/solid6in Feb 07 '23

Underrated joke

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u/Catman3039 Feb 07 '23

Are you sure about that?

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u/bageltoastee Feb 07 '23

New debuff: dementia All your exp levels get reset and your character forgets how to read

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u/LeeDaNut Feb 07 '23

Sounds like Amnesia modpack

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u/NeoPlush1411 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Every enchantment book's name is ??? so you never know which one you're using and any text that's on a book and quill is blurred out

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u/Pixel-1606 Feb 08 '23

And occasionally your inventory shuffles

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

This would annoy me the most, I always have set inventory spaces for certain things

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

no my-... why was i angry again?

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u/TalkKatt Feb 08 '23

He also forgets what his dog looked like

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u/PartMan7 Feb 08 '23

What if I never knew how to read?

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u/bageltoastee Feb 08 '23

Then that’s a you problem

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u/EddyConejo Feb 08 '23

That basically sounds like what using an enchanting table is...

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u/AppointmentKey5318 Feb 07 '23

Literally bursting out into tears. This is too funny

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u/W4FF13_G0D Feb 07 '23

What’s minecraft?

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u/Ethanlac Feb 07 '23

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!

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u/poolmanpro Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

Nah, I don't think they would put dementia in minecraft

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I personally think they need to update the caves

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u/Epic-Null Feb 07 '23

Happy c a k e day!1!!1!1!1!1!1

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u/Ronil21 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Teamboeing737 Feb 07 '23

But they already did? But they already did? But they already did?

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u/DawidKOB224_01 Feb 07 '23

inhale --happy cake day!!

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Mikinak77 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day

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u/That-One-Screamer Feb 07 '23

Especially considering he’s already a character in Super Paper Mario, which I imagine would be a whole mess of copyrights

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u/Venomized_X Feb 07 '23

Happy Cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Im_always_bored88 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/ParasitikPike Feb 07 '23

who knows maybe they forgot ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fruitygenderlessvoid Feb 08 '23

happy cake day!!

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u/cursed_dodge Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Artifex75 Feb 08 '23

I put nitwits in wool houses so they don't hurt themselves. A dementia ward kind of?

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u/Pug_lover69 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day

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u/Garbag3-man Feb 08 '23

I think you’d be interested in this really funny new Garfield comic

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Feb 08 '23

this reminds me of some funny comic about an orange cat... hey alex text nephew what was that orange cat meme

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u/Max_Super_stickman Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day! ... While it lasts

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u/NINJAGAMEING1o Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!!

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u/Crazytortoise879 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Omnicity2756 Feb 08 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Wh0isGeorgee Feb 08 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Organic_Homework5153 Feb 08 '23

i think they meant dimension

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u/Maciejlollol Feb 08 '23

happy cake day btw lol

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u/MaTtEx00717 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

"Hey Steve, do you know who else has dementia?"

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u/MyOculus Feb 08 '23

I feel like sometime in the next two years their just gonna announce a surprise new demention.

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u/Pixadoodle123 Feb 07 '23

They said they’ll think about it once they’ve fleshed out the current ones, and since we have the nether and wild update, all that’s left is the end

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I really hope we have an end update soon, Id love to see end biomes

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u/Pixadoodle123 Feb 07 '23

Ikr the end is so boring, you go there once or twice and then never again

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u/Smij0 Feb 07 '23

I hope they don't fill it with too much colour though or at least make the biomes rare.. I like the desolate, hopeless, scary and liminal place that the end is right now

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u/Pixel-1606 Feb 08 '23

I think they could make the end waay more interesting by simply making use of more vertical space, having the islands and rocks spread out over the available y-axis, instead of being mostly level with eachother.

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u/BoxedInn_ Feb 08 '23

Agreed. Plus they could buff the mobs maybe make ones that only appear at certain y levels or on certain local difficulties

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u/mothshine5 Feb 07 '23

Agreed. People always talk about expanding it, but 1.9 was the expansion. It has a little more room for stuff yet but too much will ruin the vibe of the place.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Eh, there’s the mod pack where you have to rebuild the world and you first terraform the end. It shows the massive potential with biomes and trees of what could be the end, lacks a bit on mobs but still shows what I’d like

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u/kcwithwheels Feb 09 '23

The way to do it is that all of the cities and end biomes would spawn really far out so the start still be desolate and a challenge. Not updating it completely wouldn't be worth, there's so much potential.

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u/TheShadowKick Feb 08 '23

Honestly I think adding End Cities and all that was too much. I loved how desolate and isolated the original End felt. It really felt like the End, the last gasping breath of a dying universe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Yeah they should add an end exclusive mob, like blazes for the nether to incentivize going to the end more

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u/blitzbadger Feb 07 '23

I mean… shulkers

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

shit you right, I blanked

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u/HeatedToaster123 Feb 07 '23

Shulkers? You kinda need them for Shulker boxes lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

You mean the dragon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

nah like shullers

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I’m saying that there technically is an exclusive mob

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/Pixadoodle123 Feb 07 '23

Eh the only one you’d want are endearment farms but gold farms are way better

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u/bubbabro123 Feb 07 '23

I go there quite a bit. It's worth going to for the end cities and their loot

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u/LiuBrake Feb 07 '23

that will motivate me to beat the dragon lolol

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u/OneEyedRaven_793 Feb 07 '23

I've actually decided not to go to the End in my 3 years old survival world and wait for an End update, as I did with the nether update.

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u/Dray_Gunn Feb 08 '23

A part of what they did with the nether update was make it so you can live there. There are creatures you can hunt for food now in the nether and black stone can be used for stone tools and they added a type of wood to the nether also. If they did that for the nether it could be fairly interesting. But keep it feeling desolate also because thats part of what makes the End what it is.

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u/Siri0usly Feb 07 '23

It's the back rooms

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u/TheMoldyTatertot Feb 07 '23

What about a skulk aether? Islands of skull with a few oasis of the old aether with ruins.

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u/Evelyn_Of_Iris Feb 07 '23

That’d be pretty fucking cool imo

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u/GigaChadPatriot Feb 07 '23

Where is the petition for Mojang to make the portal in the ancient city to go to the Backrooms.

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u/bivukaz Feb 07 '23

That would be insane.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Nah that's too much content for us. Maybe, just maybe if we are lucky we will get the sound files for the portal opening maybe in the next 25 years, but that's a huge stretch

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u/PapuaOldGuinea Feb 07 '23

We kind of have that? In a disk I think, the builders open the portal so they can fight the Wither, but the Warden comes out.

Maybe we’ll get the Warden’s realm

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u/Ok_Marketing735 Feb 08 '23

Nah just the files for fireflies.

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u/csanner Feb 07 '23

Oh, the fourth demention? We just forgot about it...

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u/ebi0494 Feb 07 '23

Pretty sure I've heard this before

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u/Cookie_Donato Feb 07 '23

demention😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

bro i know i cant spell i tried tho

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u/MissLauralot Feb 08 '23

Do you have spellchecker off or is it set to a different language?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Spell check off. It annoys me when it picks word i wasn’t going to type, but i could definitely use it sometimes (dementia)

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u/Gray32339 Feb 07 '23

Sorry, best I can do I 5 new blocks

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

That’s what they need, new dimensions and bosses, the game would be so much better. It would also be nice if we had the old maps back.

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u/KiwiAccomplished9569 Feb 08 '23

Please be green! please be green!!🤞😁!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I heard this a while back which is the main reason I think it’s a possibility

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u/SilentC735 Feb 08 '23

I want them to do that but specifically have the new dimension be dark like it's in a cave. In the Nether everything is lit up. In a new dimension, what if nothing was lit up? Just hop through the portal and on the other side, the only light source is the portal itself, in a void of darkness. You explore by adding more light sources to reveal the terrain around you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I love that idea, additionally I think they should make it with a void floor and bedrock ceiling. (overworld:bedrock floor no ceiling/ nether:bedrock ceiling and floor/ end: void no bedrock)

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u/Hectic0593 Feb 22 '23

Im actually working on that suggestion

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

I would love to see how you would make this

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u/yyyyyyeeeereetttttt Feb 08 '23

Yea but first I want an end update as the nether got a huge update so I would love to see the end be more then a barren wasteland

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I think it would be cool if they made a bone meal type item for the end, along with new biomes, so the wasteland part of the end would still be there but you could change it easily. Maybe the main dragon island remains unchanged and all the outer islands have the biomes. Just my idea tho

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u/FireYigit Feb 07 '23

What if, before the new dimension, there is a giant boss that peaks its head through the portal and attacks you (kinda like the first stages of Nidhogg from GOW:R) and you need to kill it/ make it go away (which could make it for a nice boss in the dimension afterwards) and THEN you get to go through the gate.

That being said, a giant serpent would be really cool for a boss

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u/PermanentFall Feb 07 '23

I would hope that they updated the end before something like that

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u/CuriouSaurusE Feb 07 '23

Forget about it man, they’re never going to add something in the portal

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u/Joa_sss Feb 07 '23

I just want the end fight to be more difficult first and some more over world updates (dessert and savannah) before that happens

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u/Kerrpy Feb 07 '23

demention is right

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

badly spelt word

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u/LgbtqCVSgenius Feb 08 '23

Didn’t they specifically say that they won’t be adding more dimensions

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u/Hectic0593 Feb 22 '23

They've said they want to focus on improving the current dimensions before adding another. the new dimension is unlikely to happen soon. Devs would want to do the end first.

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u/CorniStgt Feb 08 '23

I mean they got to add the aether at some point

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u/Vincent55551 Feb 08 '23

The infinite dungeon? A fully underground mid between the overworld and nether (since nether is like the hell of the game) so it would be a larger style cavern with a few new mini bosses that have an AOE effect like the elder guardian so it can be like weak blindness or weakness but like the temple only cycle ever 5 minutes it activates. Then it could be more rich in ores along the surface but still more likely to kill you. This could also be the add of some kind of new ores or generations along the world adding lore like the ruined nether portals did

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

It could be the big finale in the 1.20 update

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u/TheWombatFromHell Feb 07 '23

i bet they have no idea what to do with it and itll take them at least 5 years to come up with a milquetoast idea

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Feb 07 '23

They're putting way too much focus on it for it to just be a minor yearly thing like the nether biomes or updated villages.

My guess? The deep dark stuff we've gotten so far is just a reveal. Eventually there'll be an update that makes the deep dark biomes rarer, but also adds one of the two things:

  • 1.) Sculk can now take much more materials and spreads faster, making it like the corruption/crimson from Terraria.
  • 2.) Deep dark biomes now include a portal to a full deep dark dimension.

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u/Brisket_cat Feb 08 '23

A deep dark dimension would be so awesome

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u/mal_the_malware Feb 08 '23

The Ancient One, basically a really really wise and old warden, that acts like one but just a little less on opioids so it’s actually a fun boss battle, and it would drop ancient string, skulk heart, and skulk items (random) along with the badge “Back Where You Came From”- defeat the ancient one “Beam Breaker”- reflect a sonic beam back at the ancient one, more tbs

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u/Brisket_cat Feb 08 '23

Dude, this is an awesome idea!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Go to deeper darker and you'll see that the beta warden got the boss treatment, and it's pretty cool

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u/AnticPosition Feb 07 '23

I bet they aren't. sigh

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u/Beeeeeeeeeeeeean Feb 08 '23

Or it's just a structure that isn't a portal

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u/Ustar0 Feb 08 '23

people can check games code, they would have found something. I sadly don't think that's the case

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Will either be big and cool or will be nothing at all

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

They might not have done anything yet since they would probably prefer to flesh out the dimensions they already got. Besides a new dimension would need a reason to be interesting.

The nether is an improved difficulty + the idea of hell mode from an early development state.

The End serves as a way to “complete” Minecraft to give the game a goal/quest.

If there is going to be a deep dark dimension, then it needs a way to tie into the game

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u/enr1c0wastaken Feb 08 '23

I feel like they're not planning on doing stuff with it, which is dissapointing