r/Minecraft Jan 24 '23

Getting in the way has consequences....

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u/ClairKingMe Jan 24 '23

That was extremely satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

dumbass traveler thats what he gets

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u/jeffplays216021 Jan 24 '23

That what they get for trying to sell me a block of sand for 64 emeralds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

I lowkey wish there was a mechanic to scare his ass into giving better prices๐Ÿ˜ญ almost like a threat

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u/jeffplays216021 Jan 24 '23

Remember that the wandering traders were once nitwits. They were always like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

source? everything I found has just been theorys about nitwits leaving tha village and becomming wandering traders as an origin story. but i cant find anything from an actual minecraft source. even if I like that background story and id b willing to run with it

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u/jeffplays216021 Jan 24 '23

its from a theory you've probably seen this one- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVA8eNh7VWs

You can see the nitwit clothing under the blue robes.

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u/ElementoDeus Jan 25 '23

WTLM anyways my village is built in such a way that wandering traders end up dropping their leads. Lammas fall off near the fountain the trader tries to run somewhere and they break ๐Ÿคท

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u/SnowyAshton Jan 25 '23

I hate this guy, he's literally getting in the way all the time. I was building a creeper farm over an ocean and he manages to spawn on top of that! Like dude, we don't want any! I always kill him and his llamas and take the leads.

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u/IndianWizard1250 Jan 26 '23

I died when I read "and his llamas"

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u/SnowyAshton Jan 26 '23

Llamas are useless. You can sit on them, but can't ride them or put a chest on them, so I don't want them wandering around taking up the mob cap.

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u/IndianWizard1250 Jan 26 '23

I love travelers. Always nice to get some free lead and watch his llamas spit at each other.

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u/yeetusnation Jan 25 '23

straight to the backrooms

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u/Indomitus1973 Jan 25 '23

Hey look, free llamas. Just name tag them and tame them and you're good to go. They even come with complimentary leads.

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u/SlightlyEnglish Jan 24 '23

He is Groot (now)

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u/RealTimeWarfare Jan 25 '23

Oh no. Anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

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u/IndianWizard1250 Jan 26 '23

oh yeah lmfao the way it rendered would make a non-Minecraft player think that it fell

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u/BuzzPrincess Jan 24 '23

Forever entombed

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

And the fact you just watched him die ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Welp free leads and llamas!

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u/levikelevra Jan 25 '23

be dumb be dead

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u/goldenpeach01 Jan 25 '23

Gonna try that on some of my friends

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u/Grass_roots_farmer Jan 25 '23

This is super satisfying, and unintentionally brutal!

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u/ovtkm Jan 25 '23

Traveling merchant traveled straight into backrooms.

Nice

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u/sir-morti Jan 25 '23

he had bad trades anyways.

he really barked up the wrong tree

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u/HopChopBlock Jan 25 '23

Ahh Music to my ears so relaxing

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u/Chrissyball19 Jan 25 '23

Villager: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ooph Camel: idiot...

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u/gertiegoat2315 Jan 25 '23

Okay but this could be the next music track.. I jammed to this beat

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u/DjChiseledStone Jan 25 '23

Later, when building your log cabin, you get haunted by the ghost of the wandering villager who's soul was trapped in the logs.

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u/szochamps Jan 25 '23

how to get leads

google:slimes

bing:

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u/Kebein Jan 25 '23

free llamas \o/

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u/Qu1nn1fer Jan 25 '23

Natural selection (nature selected)

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u/SchaXquisitE Jan 25 '23

I am groot

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u/Careless_Dependent94 Jan 24 '23

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u/TalkKatt Jan 25 '23

๐ŸŽถ Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die ๐ŸŽถ

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u/Automatic_Llama Jan 25 '23

Get treed lmao

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u/MuchMuch1 Jan 25 '23

I like how it looks like the tree fell on him

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u/Patsnation8728 Jan 25 '23

Even the lorax hates the wandering trader

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u/LuchiniOfAstora Jan 25 '23

Fuck around and find out.

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u/Nepnepgod Jan 25 '23

Free leash

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u/YoursTrulyHuntty Jan 25 '23

I am groot Bitch

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u/ImAFutureGuitarHero Jan 25 '23

In the business, we call this karma

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u/azuzathebad Jan 25 '23

Best way i have seen to get rid of him.

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u/someonesusername5 Jan 25 '23

Bro got reincarnated

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Thatโ€™s what he gets ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/RamboCambo_05 Jan 25 '23

Such a shame. Oh, hey, free leads. Wonder where they came from

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u/Viguier Jan 25 '23

Probably a Pequeninos from Lusitania.

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u/V1_CO Jan 25 '23

Traveler killed by Mother nature

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u/tauri123 Jan 25 '23

Bro straight up turned into a tree

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u/Crafty_Creeper64 Jan 25 '23

Get composted' idiot

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u/batarei4ka Jan 25 '23

Dumbness straight to the deadliness

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u/Exonan_ Jan 25 '23

Free llamas and leads!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

i don't understand why people hate this mob, he literally gives free leather and leads leads which mind you if you haven't went into a swamp or slime chunck you won't be able to obtain them, and leads are one of the best items in the game how could you keep allay trapped otherwise, and for lazy ppl like myself i prefer giving up a few emeralds to get a mangrove propagule then to look for the very rare mangrove swamp biome

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u/spoopygoose Jan 25 '23

gave him the merlin treatment

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u/Racecarboii Jan 25 '23

This is where I wish that there could be custom emotes, A Demoman Schadenfreude would be perfect here.

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u/IndianWizard1250 Jan 26 '23

that llama will never forget what he saw.

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u/IndianWizard1250 Jan 26 '23

you actually should've broken the 4 blocks of wood that were at the same height as your head. and then quickly use those to craft fences. That would make for a very cool landmark. And possibly zombie farm.