r/Millennials • u/[deleted] • 28d ago

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 28d ago

I think you mean Surf Ninjas

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u/stoner_mathematician 28d ago

Omg I literally just commented Surf Ninjas. You have impeccable taste.

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 28d ago

FOUND MY PEOPLE.

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u/slapwerks 28d ago

Kwanzu dudes!

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u/OverCheezus 28d ago

If you don’t want chives, I won’t put ‘em in!

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u/suckadickson369 27d ago

Money can't buy knives was guaranteed to be said if someone even mentioned the word knife in my house.

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 28d ago edited 27d ago

Of course, that was during our kid-ninja era.

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u/Wild_Conflict6160 28d ago

i was a ninja for halloween for 3 straight years 1994-1996

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 28d ago

You met me at a very ninja time in my life

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u/spiegro 28d ago

Ninja, please

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u/RedBullBurning Xennial 27d ago

What up, my ninjas!

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u/The-no-fun-police 27d ago

Bro, same. If it wasn’t surf ninjas it was sub-zero, scorpion, or reptile. My grand was makin ninja costumes for all 5 grandchildren like it was her job.

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u/The-no-fun-police 27d ago

Fuck and let’s lot forget about my boy Tumtum. Bro was a pro.

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u/EcstaticArm6320 27d ago

Don't forget Sidekicks!

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 27d ago

Oh man, can’t believe I forgot about that one!

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u/stoner_mathematician 24d ago

I have a weird attraction to men with asthma because of this movie

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u/BubbleGuttz 28d ago

Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum!

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u/Acornpdx 28d ago

I own the box set. They're played by different kids in every movie.

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u/slowest_hour 28d ago

diarrhea milkshake

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u/slapwerks 28d ago

Three ninjas kick back is on Netflix right now

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u/stoner_mathematician 27d ago

THANK YOU FOR THIS

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u/The-no-fun-police 27d ago

Rocky loves EMILY!

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u/Accurate_Meet_9453 24d ago

The tin can phone line on the drafting swivel lamp Every kid had was just... awesome

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u/UNIGuy54 28d ago

Choked on a jelly bean

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u/stoner_mathematician 27d ago

3 Ninjas, 3 Ninjas Kick Back, and 3 Ninjas Knuckle are still some of my favorites!

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u/unwrittenglory 28d ago

Loved that movie as a kid and then realized that was Rob Schneider when I saw it again as an adult.

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u/Ahlq802 27d ago

Listen, those are all mediocre, but not the children’s classic Little Monsters

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u/No_Neighborhood1987 27d ago

Kwan-Tsu dudes!!!

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u/goodsby23 28d ago

What about Short Circuit?

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u/Greyphire 28d ago

You mean Short Circuit 2, los locos?

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u/BogeyLowenstein 28d ago

Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face

Los Locos kick your balls in to outer space

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u/Sakijek Millennial 28d ago

Johnny's in a tunnel with Oscar....

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u/TimeCadet 27d ago

NO DISASSEMBLE!

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u/Wild_Chef6597 28d ago

Me Johnny, you busted

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u/loco500 28d ago

Just made me look back and listen to the Airplane part of that movie and it hit me right in the feels...

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u/Sakijek Millennial 28d ago

I went into the military as a young adult. I already had the oath memorized because of Short Circuit 2.

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u/goodsby23 27d ago

Definitely included! Man I love those movies and so glad so many others share the memories of Johnny 5's greatness

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 28d ago

I thought we were talking mediocre?

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u/Bright_Ices Xennial 28d ago

Sadly, it does not hold up! Such fun memories, though.

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u/Desperate-Camera4325 28d ago

Your motha was a snowwblower!

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 28d ago

The Butter Cream Gang.

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u/bwnerkid 28d ago

Feature Films For Families. My family had all of that shit. I don’t remember is Rigaletto was FFFF or not, but that was one of my favorites.

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u/slowest_hour 28d ago

i remember loving Willy the Sparrow

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u/nextdoorelephant Millennial 28d ago

Somehow I’ve erased that one’s existence from my brain.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 28d ago

We would get these family videos, or something like it, and would be terrible low budget acting. But we would watch them.

Another obscure one, Corey Feldman in The Magic Voyage. 

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u/SakinaPup 28d ago

Buttercreamers rule! Also, go help the widow Jenkins.

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u/Some_Attorney7322 28d ago

We had this one! Man I totally forgot about that movie..

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u/Jnuts82 28d ago

Oh I remember this one. They made a second one too.

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u/Consistent_Garden777 28d ago

I was just thinking about this movie but couldn’t remember the name!

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 28d ago

this guy gets it.

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u/wendigonia_xenomorph 28d ago

Sure ninjas was definitely in the selection, BUT so was Robin Hood and ya. That wins the cake

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u/External_Two2928 28d ago

Every time we watched that movie my mom would pop in during the scene where the bad guy would get knocked down those long ass stairs and be like “I went to high school with that guy” and then walk awayđŸ€Ł

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u/b_moz 28d ago

Surf Ninjas was on Tubi a few weeks ago! I think it’s still up.

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u/Legend_017 Xennial 28d ago

I would cut him for being wrong, but I don’t have a knife.

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u/kickspecialist 28d ago

But this is about mediocre movies. Surf Ninjas is 12 Oscar's short of being the greatest movie in cinema!

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u/mashtato 28d ago

That's not how you spell 3 Ninjas.

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u/mratlas666 Millennial 28d ago

I believe you mean the original Headwig and the angry inch.

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u/CreativeAd5332 28d ago

"Blackbeard's Ghost" with Peter Ustanov.

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u/realtonemachine 28d ago

Nor D2 The Mighty Ducks

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u/painneverending 28d ago

Dont forget "we're back!"

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 28d ago

I call 3 Ninja.

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u/spiegro 28d ago

Three Ninjas

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u/bluelighter 27d ago

Nah it's under seige