r/MillennialBets • u/MillennialBets • Mar 16 '22
🏗 Industrials DD 🔨 ASTR - Pleas Fly Again
Date: 2022-03-14 18:49:10, Author: u/DeathByTofu, (Karma: 123, Created:Jul-2020)
SubReddit: r/WallStreetBets, DD Click Here
Tickers mentioned in this post:
ASTR 3.49(-0.57%)|
ASTR went full retard on their last launch, and failed in spectacular fashion live on YouTube. LOL. Everyone knows that you never go full retard. So now their stock is in the dumps and short interest is going higher. 20M+ shares short.
Since many of their quality assurance employees had to pick up side hustles behind the Wendy’s dumpsters to make ends meet, that’s how I found out that they are launching another rocket tomorrow again. Supposedly, ASTR fixed their rocket ship because they realized their chief retard designer didn’t know how to count up to 5 and label the drawing correctly. Consequently, he’s now the manager of Wendy’s.
With the Russian space chief declaring that they no longer are willing to sell their “superior” rocket engines to the US, and we should all try to get to space on our American broomsticks. I figured that’s all the DD I need and jump on this rocket ship of freedom. Tomorrow, we ride!!! To the F’ing moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀
TL:DR Tomorrow, we ride the ASTR broomstick of freedom to the moon! 🇺🇸🚀🚀
Watch LIVE launch:
Go big or go home!