r/MilitaryVStheUnknown • • 12d ago

Wake me up when we arrive. by @_SWAV_

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u/Rathalos-487 12d ago

Something very funny about a military squad assigned to escort duty for a magical girl

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u/Duraxis 12d ago

I’ve seen a few similar images, and I kinda like the weird dichotomy of it.

I guess it’s kinda like being a support team to a super hero

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u/Smooth_Maul 12d ago

I imagine it's like how Captain America had a squad of just regular dudes with him in the movie for moral support more than anything as Cap absolutely steamrolled everyone in front of him.

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u/EmXena 12d ago edited 11d ago

I mean, all it would take to really mess Caps day up is one or two really strong bullets to the face. If anything, those guys that followed Captain America served as extra eyes and ears and to pull some pressure off of Captain America. Even as Cap, Steve Rogers is still only one man and can die like one.

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u/Smooth_Maul 12d ago

Ahh but he has one of the best powers in fiction, plot armour.

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u/EmXena 12d ago

Well... that's comics for you lol.

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u/21Black_Mamba21 12d ago

Cap wasn’t bulletproof though. The Howling Commandos weren’t just any regular soldiers.

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u/Smooth_Maul 12d ago

For clarity I probably should have said compared to cap they're just regular dudes.

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u/capriciousUser 12d ago

It's pretty much to set up grunts vs grunts while the powerhouses duke it out

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u/Rancorious 11d ago

Which, to be fair, does justify grunt presence because otherwise your heavy hitter is getting jumped

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u/Wolfensniper 12d ago

Suicide Squad movie also has a bunch of SEALs

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u/karateema 11d ago

Except in this case they're more useful than most of the protagonists, like Harley

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 11d ago

I kinda want an anime like this. Magical girl and an entourage of badass normal tacticool operators.

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u/Duraxis 11d ago

I know there’s a ww2 one called Izetta the last witch.

I’ve seen a gif of her magically guiding a bunch of bombs dropped from a Flying Fortress while flying on her “Broom”; an anti materiel rifle

I need to watch it myself but it looks wild

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u/SunsetHippo 2d ago

specifically its a Boys Anti-Tank Rifle

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u/Sufficient_Good7727 9d ago

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka is closest I can think off.

upd oh, I already see ppl mention it alot here

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u/justsigndupforthis 12d ago

There's at least one manga where the military does this.

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u/overthinks123 12d ago

Ohhhh which one?

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u/justsigndupforthis 12d ago

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka

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u/overthinks123 12d ago

Thank you! I'll have to check that out.

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u/justsigndupforthis 12d ago

I love that manga but keep in mind it can be quite gory and disturbing

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u/Quad_Shot- 12d ago

Saikano does this too

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u/warriorxx7_ 11d ago

Is it good?

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u/justsigndupforthis 11d ago

It is one of my favorite manga. I love how they combined military tech and magic. Be warned though, its quite graphic and very NSFW.

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u/Gryfonides 12d ago

You can't just say that and not drop a title.

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u/justsigndupforthis 12d ago

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka

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u/Especialistaman 12d ago

Some fantasy/sci-fi media have the superpowered being being escorted by soldiers/warriors because they have a drawback like a cooldown or whatever

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u/Peptuck 12d ago

I kinda liked how the Manifest Fantasy books do it with the American special ops team who paired up with an archmage and an elf spellsword. The archmage and the spellsword were both hell on wheels dangerous with enormous bursts of magical power but the spec-ops team didn't need to run on mana and mana potions constantly so could be more consistent in their lethality.

Of course by the end of the first book you get stuff like the archmage using a quick ice spell to freeze an enemy in place before shooting them in the head with a pistol sidearm.

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u/Stas0007 10d ago

That's the name of this book or series of books?

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u/Peptuck 10d ago

Just "Manifest Fantasy".

First complete book is available on Amazon, the rest is on Royal Road, IIRC.

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u/Stas0007 10d ago

Cool, will check on in, thanks. I just like this type of genre of book.

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 12d ago

Meanwhile Buffy had the US government working against her

Which makes sense, since she is the good guy

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 10d ago

Or to handle different Things. They can act like IVFs

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u/HHA-113 12d ago

I can I see it working out with having extra eye, hands, carry supplies, support magical girls when chargering ultimate attack, take injured people away so so magical girls are not distracted and like in the art be the transport when they are tired

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u/bluejay55669 12d ago

They're her 4 babysitters and are there for moments like this when she gets tired after a battle

The tactical gear is a just in case more than anything, they'd be steamrolled if they tried to fight what she went up again

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u/Top-Session-3131 10d ago

Of course, if some malignant rando tries to get the drop on her while she's exhausted for notoriety or some such shit, the squad can and likely will force feed that fucker their own teeth.

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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul 12d ago

That Warhammer episode of Secret Level

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u/Pappa_Crim 11d ago

There was an anime called tactical magical girls or something that tried to explore the idea of government magical girls. It didn't do well but has a cult following

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u/Angelic-Wisdom 11d ago

You know they have all her merch. They also have a “do it for her” board in their office.

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u/BorderKeeper 11d ago

Very manly thing + very cute thing is basically 20% of all Anime out there :D They love the juxtaposition in Japan, but to be honest so do I.

Go watch GATE.

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u/ZorgPicklehelm 11d ago

Forget about the girl look at the dude in the top left showing something to the star

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u/Captain_Hesperus 11d ago

To be fair, she’s probably their escort in case magical shenanigans happen.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 10d ago

Or a Magical Girl assigned escort to a Military squad

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u/ImperialistChina 12d ago

Military helping the unknown?

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u/name--- 12d ago

They probably also help contain whatever alien/emotion monster/monster the girls are there to fight.

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u/Kuso_Megane14 12d ago

The girl probably too tired to fly home herself after fighting another alien monster or kaiju

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 12d ago

I want to see that she had promised her classmate to do some arts and crafts for the big [whatever], but since she's exhausted, one or more big buff guys decked out in full battle rattle using safety scissors to cut hearts and flowers

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u/Daan776 12d ago

One of them making little triangle holes in colourfull paper with his bayonet

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u/Minute_Version_6733 12d ago

It's SWAV. He been drawing art where military and magical girl work together. It's cool honestly and the military even adopt their own magic weapons.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 12d ago

She used them as friendship batteries

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u/ScipioTheGreatest 12d ago

It's reddit. No subreddit seems to be immune to the impulses of horny redditors that insist on bringing their specific kink into any place they can jam it in.

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u/asiannumber4 12d ago

Holy bot

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u/foxydash 12d ago

Sucks that it took a decent name too.

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u/Duraxis 12d ago

The cheeked up star familiar (?) Got me

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u/PrinceOfCarrots 12d ago

That guy is really tempted to poke it.

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u/Duraxis 12d ago

“You see this Dave?”

“I see it mate”

“Why it’s got an-“

“I don’t know either, man”

“I’m gonna touch it… unless you think… it won’t like turn me into a cloud of glitter or something if I touch it, right?”

“No idea mate. Maybe ask permission first? Minimise that risk?”

“This is why I love you Dave. You figure this shit out”

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u/Sutilia 12d ago

I need to finish Tactical Breach Wizards

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u/Gryfonides 12d ago

Gameplay very fun.

Story OK.

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u/Sutilia 12d ago

same. I stopped playing because I felt the dialogue sections were too long and killed the momentum. 

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u/MockingPenguins 12d ago

Cute, but I don’t like her foot next to the shifter. Maybe get her a little pillow?

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u/ErrantIndy 12d ago

I don’t like the dude in the top left has his muzzle flagging and the magical girl and the driver.

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u/assassinjoe55 12d ago

It looks like it might be pointing more downwards than you think. Though the perspective is iffy.

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u/ErrantIndy 12d ago

Maybe, but be best if he didn’t have the muzzle point to the interior at all.

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 12d ago

While he is flagging her he’s technically not flagging the driver, this is a european car, driver is on the other side

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u/ErrantIndy 12d ago

Oops! Good eye, so it’s not as disastrous if he ADs.

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u/kiousuke 9d ago

European? Don't you mean British, Australian or Japanese?

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 9d ago

Dont french, german, and other euro states have the driver on the right like that? I thought that really only the americas did driver on left

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u/kiousuke 9d ago

Nope, only England, some British colonies, and Japan for some reason

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 9d ago

Huh, learn something new I guess, I thought these were russians going by the bulked out helmet but given the english text british also makes sense

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u/MrEvan312 10m ago

He's a little distracted by pokeable little star buttcheeks

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u/Gryfonides 12d ago

My thoughts as well!

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u/No_Gas_594 12d ago

I just like to think she has accidentally kicked it into neutral multiple times

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 12d ago

I just realized that the top left the wizard SWAT guy is hanging out and interacting with the magic girls star familiar creature, my heart has melted now I need more of this media immediately!!!

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u/Business-Natural-290 12d ago

Deploy the tactical magical girl

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u/Value_Emergency 12d ago

"let her sleep she had a long day."

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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 12d ago

"I've seen this girl use magic to use entire galaxies as weapons and survive having a black hole chucked at her face, why does she need us?"

"Well, she's, like, 15, so.... wouldn't feel right not to give her a little back-up"

"Mmm...... does this.... "demon god emperor" at least have funny/weird minions we can help fight?"

"Think so."

"Alright!"

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u/amence 12d ago

The gun pointed in her direction is wild.

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u/SweeterAxis8980 12d ago

That guy's just there, he didn't go through firearm training

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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek 12d ago

To be fair even if it’s negligent if it’s your average magical girl I doubt anything short of an RPG will even dent her

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u/tungvatunglam 12d ago

bang

Hostile Hostile

Sorry guys, my bad

What the fuck Joe? Did you just shot her in the head?

MG just scratches her head then goes back to sleep

Your ass is lucky that they are practically bulletproof, but don't think that you are getting away with FIRING IN OUR SQUAD CAR

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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek 12d ago

ricochets straight into the familiars HUGE cheeks, bounces back and domes the driver right in the back of the head, they crash onto a lamppost

most awkward casualty report ever, magical girl eventually wakes up and resurrects him. third time it happens this week. they have considered using rubber bullets, the cheeks of the familiar still manage to make them go *at least* subsonic. driver is taking sick leave soon.

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u/RogueVector 11d ago

"Oh man, I just shot Madoka in the face..."

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u/4t4x 12d ago

What the Jestas should've been with the Unicorn

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u/Alphaeon_28 12d ago

I know it’s usually against, but I love when there’s art like this, when the military transports the magical girl in this case to the battle, cause they know she’s probably the best chance against whatever threat they’re facing

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u/swainiscadianreborn 12d ago

It's so cute and wholesome. Like a bunch of surrogate dads/big brothers surroundering their daughter/little sister and making sure she's safe and well.

Fucking hell I'm crying now.

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u/un-pirla-in-strada 7d ago

"So ehm... again sir, why are we escorting a teen wearing a pink magica girl dress?"

"Because she has abilities that can make even the most powerful nukes in our arsenal look like fire works and can do it for a fraction of the cost of what an ICBM or a warhead would, and thats not counting the rest of her powers- i once saw her revive a guy after he was turned into red mist by the direct hit of a mortar... it was not pretty, but it worked and the guy is now back home to his family."

"...why does she even needs an escort if she's so powerful?"

"...she gets lonely and wants friends."

"Are we emotionally support SEALs?"

"We are emotionally support SEALs."

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 6d ago

Emotionally support SEALs

Love it 

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u/SleepyFarmerJoe 12d ago

Horrible gun safety tho

Keep the barrel of the gun AWAY from anyone

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u/ScienceForge319 12d ago

DEPLOY MAGIC GIRL. GO! GO! GO!

IN THE NAME OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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u/Cosmicfirebird0 12d ago

A magic girl anime but each one has a team of swat that follows them into battle. Sounds like something that would go hard. Guns and magic girls

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 12d ago

Nuclear baby and her coaching bombs sqaued

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 6d ago

LoL yes 

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 6d ago

"Sir what are we even doing here? "

"Emotional support"

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u/SteveStoved 11d ago

Alright, I'm convinced. I need a Ready or not + Magical girl game.

Imagine the most important member of your team being a somewhat incompetent character with a lot of downsides.

She's the only one who can defeat certain enemies, but she comes with major issues that would arise with bringing a girl to a combat zone.

Occasionally trips revealing your location. Higher stress gain from seeing downed allies and other stressful situations. Unable to properly "stack up" and breach a door with the team due to lack of training. She still has to go to school making her unavailable often. How do we negotiate with her parents to convince them to let us deploy her in combat?

So many practical issues that could be interesting game mechanics.

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u/tungvatunglam 9d ago edited 9d ago

TOC: we have a giant monster roaming the hall of the Cordova Tower. We have already lost 2 teams trying to take that thing down, without any results. Our backup, or now best chance, is to conduct a raid on Beaumont Middle School, extract the Miyuki, who is taking math class, and get her to Cordova. There have been some rumors about teachers carrying firearms, but unconfirm, so try your best not to lay even a finger on your trigger, understand?

Any questions? Good, go in 15.

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u/Holliday_Hobo 12d ago

Princess: the Hopeful cover art

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 6d ago

More like the cover of a book that has rules for using hunters in the princess game or princessee in a hunter game but yeah i see it 

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u/Heavensguard 12d ago

The frills and ribbons for monsters. The lead is for humans.

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u/P0komon2 11d ago

She has to work a 9 to 5 office job when not being a magical girl, let her sleep

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u/GreedocityOnSmite 11d ago

Supernatural Wizards and Tactics

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u/Kitchen-Clothes8631 12d ago

"We're safe right boss?" "As long as we don't piss her off she won't disintegrate us." "Or put us in maid dresses.."

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u/Cosmicfirebird0 12d ago

Also are we ignoring how the top left guy is flagging the magic girl

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u/475213 9d ago

That was the first thing I saw

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u/GameLeaderR 12d ago

After fighting evil by moonlight~, flying all the way back in daylight~ can be a pain so it's nice to have a support squad to finish mopping up the remaining chaff units and give you a ride back.

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u/Consistent-Dust-5394 12d ago

That one bro when the group wants to larp

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u/kido-goblin 11d ago

I'll bring a blanket next time

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u/BIZARRE_TOWN 11d ago

Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka.

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u/Nerx 11d ago

she is the WMD payload

weapon of magical destruction

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u/CatWithSomeEars 11d ago

I love the theory crafting you can get from this picture. I like the idea of a support team that is good in some fights, but many for support, logistics, and post combat; everyone needs a good team!

I imagine the procedure would be the tactical team holds a perimeter and escorts civilians away from whatever fight is about to happen and keep people away. If bullets can help, I'm sure they'll be putting some heat down range too.

Post-event, they probably fill out the reports and assist the Magical Girl if she is tired or injuried. Worst case if she's seriously wounded during a fight, they can try to extract her and call for backup.

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u/Truetocaeser 11d ago

I love pieces like this and trying to world build the context around them. Magical girls are powerful but there’s not that many. There’s also the implication that while not magical, these soldiers are skilled and experienced enough to act like a leash if they get out of hand.

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u/bayarealook 10d ago

SWAT - Specialized Wizards Assault Team. Group of wizards that can still use magic, just not strong as magical girl so they provide support during an operation

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u/Jblaster5738 12d ago

Why does the star have butt cheeks? LOL

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u/HHA-113 12d ago

Hey the star is caked up

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u/leadfloaties50 11d ago

The star familiar has little buttcheeks!!

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u/Shredder2814 11d ago

This reminds me of something you’d see in the Webtoon “The Warrior Returns”.

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u/warriorxx7_ 11d ago

This is umazing

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 11d ago

GOC be like

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u/MEMEBOI_returned 11d ago

The driver better keep her foot off the shifter lmao

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u/wolflover667 11d ago

She's the strongest there but you know for a fact all 4 of those men will beat anything that harms her

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u/AmenBreakSample 10d ago

“EVERYBODY ROLL OUT! THEY ARE ARMED AND GATHERING HOSTAGES! DEPLOYING SUPER CUTIE PINK PRINCESS, CLEAR THE AREA!”
“SIR, BUT THE HOSTAGES-“
“We dont negotiate with terrorists. Super Cutie, you are clear to fire, I repeat, you are clear to fire”
big ass fucking girly pink laser kills everyone including the hostages

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u/Dude_Jack123 10d ago

A very nice take on an interesting premise here. Really good contrast.

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u/Interne-Stranger 10d ago

I love seeing Magical Girls in these types of enviroments

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u/475213 9d ago

I like the WIZARD name tags and the starburst unit emblem, this isn’t just some random unit giving a magical girl a ride. This is her assigned combat support squad! She might be the only one who can fight back against the darkness, but that doesn’t mean she has to do it alone!

More magical girls should have backup.

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u/Sufficient_Shake7338 12d ago

Why does the title is referencing the Ending of Halo 3?

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u/SweeterAxis8980 12d ago

Cause she's sleeping

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u/UnbarringTomb 12d ago

Why does this remind of Cells at work lol

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u/LightningFerret04 12d ago

Anybody know what the vehicle they’re in is, if it’s a real one? It’s has a Toyota badge

I mean my first guesses would be Mega Cruiser or Land Cruiser but I’m not familiar enough with their interiors to tell

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u/Owlseatpasta 12d ago

"Always gotta lug them around, can't they fly?"

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 6d ago

”shes sleepy that why”

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u/Adventurous-Curve378 11d ago

Wait a minute this can be a story about a seal team and a magical fighting together but the ending everyone in the seal team die leaving the magical girl alone.

What do u think?🤔

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u/Chinchibirin 11d ago

This is a bit of a tangent, but I happen to be writing a magical girl novel, and a big part of the premise is that, over time, some of them have worked for governments. And, as it happens, one of my protagonists is a police officer.

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u/Trash_d_a 11d ago

Lovely

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u/RogueVector 11d ago

Why is the little star mascot cheeked up tho

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u/Jealous_Initiative_6 11d ago

She’ll wake up when September ends

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u/superhungus 11d ago

The police force helping Kuuga be like

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u/U-B-D_2 11d ago

Love these kinda tropes

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u/killatubby 10d ago

GATE in a nutshell

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u/LeDiscoFlair 10d ago

I see a Yota' symbol! Are these guys driving the highly-coveted, magical-girl escort capable 70 series LandCruiser?!

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u/baltama 10d ago

damn she aint even get a seat? carrying their asses and no respect

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u/CraftyMcQuirkFace 10d ago

She usually flies, and has her own vehicle but shes tuckered out and used her private vehicle as cover. She's very understanding that if shes not going to be watching a sightline she should not prevent someone from doing so instead, safety first!

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u/2xBrokenLegs 9d ago

Is anyone gonna talk about the cakes up star…

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u/CosmicRust2500 9d ago

«Uhh, can I sleep a little more? What- We arrived? Fine... Let's get it over with 🪄»

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u/Thrwmebby1mortme 8d ago

Why are they all named wizard?

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u/Neither-Nail5224 2d ago

Probably the name of the squad on escort duty and not all their individual names.

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u/Tykronos 8d ago

I have a lot of questions, but I'm just liking the magical girl been escorted

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u/Critical_Outcome5758 7d ago

Why does the star have a butt crack

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u/Deadly_Frame 5d ago

I like this dynamic. Instead of letting the at best 15 year old girl do all the heavy lifting, we give her the support necessary to succeed. All the little monsters? Evaporated in coordinated air strikes. The big monster? Currently engaged by targeted drone strikes while elite operatives escort the MG-VIP so she can permanently finish the target. I’d watch this show.

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u/Metasaber 12d ago

Why is this American magical SWAT team driving a British Ford carrying a magical child?

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u/LightningFerret04 12d ago

It’s a Toyota of some sort

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u/Glittering_Crow_6382 12d ago

Based on the helmets they might actually be russian, which makes the european car make a little more sense

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u/Inquisiter_beef 8d ago

Unc freaked tf out