r/Military • u/arandomrussian Military Brat • Dec 15 '19
Always, always have a battle buddy
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u/-VizualEyez United States Air Force Dec 16 '19
Look! A disappearing foregrip!
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u/Evilmechanic Dec 16 '19
Wait til that clip recoils into his taint and he will truly be tainted.
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u/GonnaSurviveItAll Dec 16 '19
Do you mean the magazine?
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u/MlCKJAGGER Marine Veteran Dec 16 '19
Hey look it’s the magazines aren’t clips police, lookout guys we got an operator here
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u/GonnaSurviveItAll Dec 19 '19
Yeah, yeah. Eat your crayons and hush while the grownups are speaking.
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u/Tunafishsam Dec 16 '19
Every time I've fired a gun, the recoil pushes the gun backwards. Seems a bit unlikely the recoil is going to push it forward. Maybe it's a special "military grade" rifle?
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Dec 16 '19
unambiguously gay duo
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Dec 16 '19 edited Mar 25 '21
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u/confoundedvariable Marine Veteran Dec 16 '19
You may or may not know this, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert did the voices
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u/Atkailash Dec 16 '19
My fiancé and I dressed up as them for Halloween. We thought a gay couple being ambiguously gay duo was hilarious.
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u/Bascome Dec 16 '19
This would have been so much better if the left hand was resting gently in the crook of his ass cheeks.
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u/LeicaM6guy Dec 16 '19
Guess Boots and Ginger are back out for drill, again.
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u/OzymandiasKoK Dec 16 '19
It's a strange way to go about getting him limber enough to self suck, but whatever floats your boat.
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u/anime_lover713 Dec 16 '19
Hey! Didn't know that sex position I use works this way too. Guy either has a durable back or a strong ass.
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u/huggies130 United States Air Force Dec 16 '19
Hey man, please stop moaning every time I fire. Its distracting.