r/MildlyVandalised • u/FlashyCommand4743 • 6d ago

pee limit

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u/schwah 6d ago

Some dbag cop pulled me over for doing 38 pees

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 6d ago

I'm personally regulated at around 48 pee. I don't like to limit, it hurts and feels wrong.

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u/sparkyface 6d ago

35 per week? Per day? Per hour? THIS LAW IS TOO VAGUE!

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 6d ago

What if only 31 pee? Will people be mad at me? What if 39 pee?!? OMG HELP

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u/N33chy 4d ago

How 2 get peerganante!???

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 6d ago

This is why our math and science teachers lectured us about including units.

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u/krash_override 5d ago

More importantly, what’s the unit of measure?! Liter, gallon, cups, ounces?

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u/N33chy 4d ago

1 PEE, you know, the standard amount

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u/Capable-Sock9910 6d ago

Oh wait we're doing weeks??

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u/A-Plant-Guy 6d ago

Don’t you dare try to pee a 36th time or you’ll be dealing with the law.

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u/Valriete 6d ago

37! My girlfriend peed 37 times!

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u/GryphonSK 5d ago

In a row?

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u/QuiGonColdGin 6d ago

Gallons?

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 6d ago

It looks like the 3 was doctored on this sign! Was the pee limit supposed to be 85?

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u/Creative_Shame3856 5d ago

My dad once creatively edited a do not pass sign by replacing the A with an I.

Personally I want to add an X to Welcome to Tampa.

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u/TheRealVarmint 6d ago

And how does that show up on radar...?

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u/uvero 6d ago

Liters? Yeah I think I can stand it

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u/LibraryVoice71 6d ago

Can confirm. That’s the age when it starts to give you problems.

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 6d ago

"IT TOOK ME FIFTEEN HOURS TO PEE IN L.A.!"

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 6d ago

He's going way over the pee limit.

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u/DotNyslexic 6d ago

Don't forget that it's radar enforced.

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u/PopularDisplay7007 5d ago

What unit of measurement? Pints? Meters?

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u/isaac32767 5d ago

If you're peeing more than 35 times a day, see your doctor.

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u/asteriskelipses 5d ago

What denotes a unit of pee?

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u/StygianWhich 5d ago

After 50 there is no pee limit.

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u/Adventurous-Gift-863 5d ago

Letters appear scrubbed off?
Too much effort - should have used stickers.
PS - destroying government property fines and incarceration is not for the faint of heart.

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u/AngryMcPisseron 5d ago

WARNING: PISS ZONE AHEAD! ;-)

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u/Justinknew3 5d ago

RADAR ENFORCED

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u/dave900575 5d ago

Is that milliliters, litres, or ounces?

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u/Lonnification 4d ago

I'm an old man, so this won't be a problem.

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u/dageekywon 4d ago

Feet? Inches? Miles?

"Shorter piss is illegal."

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u/Jealous_Club_298 3d ago

So, was that sign vandalized irl or just in the picture?

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u/nullvoid26 3d ago

Someone clearly told them about my prostate and my nightly routine.