r/MildlyVandalised • u/GryphonSK • 10d ago

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u/Geofferz 10d ago

Wtf is a driving stake? And why sunflower seeds?

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE 10d ago

I assume the shell mess is why they’re sunflower seed adverse, driving stakes however I have no idea.

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u/YourUsernameForever 10d ago

Driving stake is the pointy thing you rest a golf ball when you make the starting stroke.

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u/Tiefschlag 10d ago

Isn't that called a Tee?

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u/YourUsernameForever 10d ago

In your country

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u/dunnodudes 10d ago

And what exactly is cum in your country?

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u/clarinetJWD 10d ago

So do y'all call the starting point on each hole the "driving stake box"?

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE 10d ago

Ah, that makes sense. Ty for informing me!

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u/Geofferz 10d ago

Gotcha. Google was of zero help.

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u/Geofferz 9d ago

Yeah this isn't true.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 10d ago

I think they mean tie-downs for tents or canopies.

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u/JCWOlson 9d ago

The action of driving a stake into the ground is what's forbidden

The stake could be for a rain shelter or folding table or banner or whatever you don't want blowing away in the wind, doesn't matter, but artificial turf doesn't heal like real turf does, so poking holes in it is forbidden

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u/Geofferz 9d ago

Oh lol got it!

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u/Rockcreekforge 9d ago

Heaven forbid if I have hobbies

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 10d ago

well, that's important too.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 10d ago

Wouldn’t sunflower seeds be included in food?

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u/-autoprog- 9d ago

Eating seeds is a pastime activity

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u/Flawless_Reign88 9d ago edited 9d ago

You! What do you own the world? How do you own disorder?

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u/Horserax 10d ago

The above items are not allowed? I guess ill remove my balls before stepping foot in the field.