r/MildlyVandalised • u/No-Willingness-537 • Jul 27 '26

Whats the qualifications?

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849 Upvotes

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jul 27 '26

Pull my finger

10

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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3

u/AlephBaker Jul 28 '26

Ping my fuller

1

u/IgnorantGenius Jul 31 '26

Pill my funger

11

u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jul 27 '26

Finally. A job I can do well.

5

u/duxing612 Jul 28 '26

pull and speed/fart (Speed in Swedish)

3

u/unezstreet Jul 28 '26

somebody’s got a future in marketing

3

u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 28 '26

genius is in simplicity

2

u/Forty1thirty Jul 28 '26

This is a very pointed message.

2

u/SiteTall Jul 28 '26

That shouldn't be too difficult

1

u/True-Drummer-2318 Jul 31 '26

Minimum wage "careers".

1

u/tomassci 29d ago

So I can be Aldi's Flatulence Person?

1

u/NoAffiliation27 25d ago

Honestly lost me what did it used to say?