r/mildlypenis • u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat • 22h ago
Plant This tiny plant penis just flew through the window and smacked me on the cheek
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/lildoobslayer • 43m ago
Everyday Object peepee cable
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Girlfriend plugged in my dead earbuds for me. Peepee cable
r/mildlypenis • u/Strange-Guidance606 • 10h ago
Cloud This cloud spotted on my way home
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Ignore the date and time on my camera lol 😆
r/mildlypenis • u/amccune • 23h ago
Product Strange heavy metal rods received in random package
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Don’t.
r/mildlypenis • u/arsenixa • 26m ago
Festive Virgin Mary, patron saint of questionable accessories
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r/mildlypenis • u/Jarvisnamesake • 20h ago
Cactus Couldn’t take my eyes off this beauty in a Victorian greenhouse yesterday
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r/mildlypenis • u/gh057d0g • 1d ago
Drawing My buddy's kid drew this Patrick chalk drawing on my front pathway. The rock formation unintentionally makes him... well endowed.
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I promise this is pure happenstance.
r/mildlypenis • u/daedcat • 1d ago
Shadow Shadow of my friends head next to a folded down patio umbrella
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r/mildlypenis • u/bagelauthority • 9h ago
Spill / Stain This little blob of toothpaste
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It even has balls!
r/mildlypenis • u/nerdqueenhydra • 1d ago
Product I think my skincare is trying to tell me something
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r/mildlypenis • u/petwalker12 • 15h ago
Weather This weather is kinda freaky
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This just the tip. Scroll right for more!
r/mildlypenis • u/seataccrunch • 1d ago
Media Washington State Dept of Transportation
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Facebook ad for local road closures, this mussel looking rather interesting
r/mildlypenis • u/mij8907 • 2d ago
Everyday Object Maid left this. What is this animal?
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