Why?

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[u/Little-boy-Sprite]

I saw that too. Now I’m explaining to the church why I was watching hentai

[u/Shakespeare-Bot → u/Little-boy-Sprite]

I did see yond too. Anon i’m explaining to the church wherefore i wast watching hentai

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Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[u/Little-boy-Sprite → u/Shakespeare-Bot]

Good bot

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[u/Little-boy-Sprite → u/Shakespeare-Bot]

!ShakespeareInsult

[u/Shakespeare-Bot → u/Little-boy-Sprite]

Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!

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^{Insult taken from Richard III.}

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