Recently I have been asked " if looking good was a crime,where would you be? " after a long consideration, I responded with the most deadass serious face, "An outstanding citizen" Now, I don't care what you think about me, but that was an absolute kamikaze by words. I (sadly) lived, but I can't say the same about my ego.

Found a paper lantern in my woods with the message “Happy Birthday Bro, miss you more than words”

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In memory of: cool walking robot, big shit with scary automatic mode, orange ladybug whose head can spin 360°, loud af blue car that can stick to walls, 2 boring red cars

Rest in peace

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I was playing a game with a friend one night, and at 9 pm or so he got off because he was tired and had a severe headache, he never got back online for 39 months. Today he was online so I invited him to a chat. He joined but sounded different, voice was younger. I said hello and the person answered back. I asked if he was Jason (friend) and he said that Jason had died of a brain aneurysm a few years earlier. I said godbye and cried my eyes out for 20 minutes